Ask the King of the Unicorns

[Silverhoof 2,844]

I am Silverhoof the First. By virtue of my silver hoof I am king of all the unicorns.

 

I have decreed to dispense my kingly wisdom, to all who would ask (even the lowly earth ponies who clean the floors of my palace...with their tongues).

 

I accept gifts, and if they are nice enough I will grant you some land. Gifts from the human world are acceptable. For example: a box of fine Swiss chocolates will get you a small cottage in the country. A chest of gold will bring an old medieval tower (it's a fixer upper, but these things are expensive.), something really fabulous will earn you a castle and position of power.

 

A grant of land only goes to unicorns with a link to their OC, or a picture of their OC.

 

Pegasi will not get land, but they will get high paying positions in my army.

 

Earth ponies get none of the above but if they want I'll grant them a job washing dishes or cleaning out royal latrines.

 

1) So ask a question, and I shall answer.

2) Give me a gift and I shall reciprocate.

3) Kiss my royal silver hoof, and I will grant citizenship.

4) if you have no link yo your OC, just tell me what pony race you are, and i will abuse you...reward you appropriately.

 

Now the greatest king Equestria has ever know opens his halls to the little ponies.

Edited August 23, 2014 by Silverhoof

[Castle Bleck 19,448]

Has anyone ever compared your looks to Shining Armor's?

Edited September 8, 2014 by A.V.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Yes, The comparison is that of a radiant star (me, the glorious king), to a weak candle (Shining).

 

Since I have received no gift from you, I shall grant no land.

But as a consolation you may enjoy a brohoof from my silver hoof.

 

As you are a handsome fellow unicorn, I will grant a boon. You have royal permission open a pony Pizza shop.

My pony self (My ponysona had to be deleted for undisclosed reasons.): http://i1331.photobucket.com/albums/w586/aaron8149/Untitled_zps462165f6.jpg

 

My question: Has anyone ever compared your looks to Shining Armor's?

Edited August 23, 2014 by Silverhoof

[Castle Bleck 19,448]

Yes, The comparison is that of a radiant star (me, the glorious king), to a weak candle (Shining).

 

Since I have received no gift from you, I shall grant no land.

But as a consolation you may enjoy a brohoof from my silver hoof.

 

As you are a handsome fellow unicorn, I will grant a boon. You have royal permission open a pony Pizza shop.

 

Thank you, Your Majesty. *Bows in a bad@$$ fashion (Think Darth Vader with The Emperor.).*

Edited September 1, 2014 by A.V.