Ask Button Mash

[Braeburn - Gay Horse 37]

Hello, this is jnormaldude. I was walking down the street when suddenly I tripped on a random Mexican and wound up in Ponyville. I wanted to start an ask pony blog with one of the ponies, and since Button mash was my number 2 favorite background pony (Lyra was sick that day) and I also happened to have a backpack that had my house in it. Take it away Button!

 

Hello, I'm not to used to this random thing jnormaldude just put me in called the internet. He told me that the internet has this fanbase of male people who watch this show called "My Little Pony Friendship is Magic" that is called "brony". He also informed me that I was on this show. So yeah, ask me anything.

Edit:

Hey, Button Mash here, Zekiah wants to tell you that he's asking if you want other ponies on this "forum topic, just remember I'm still on this, don't forget me, we're just asking if you people want anymore ponies.

 

Hey, the ponies you can add can be canon characters, background ponies, one off ponies, characters from Equestria Girls, characters from the pony.mov series, characters from Rainbow Dash Presents (even the one that aren't from the series, like that family of monkies in My Little Dashie), other ask pony blogs (not sure if jappleack would count as an ask pony blog or a pony.mov character), Discorded versions of the ponies, ships (what I mean is, if there's a shipping couple like FlutterMac or AppleDash, I'll put them both in the thing) any real life humans, other versions of the ponies, pony like things (like the equestrinauts from bobs burgers), NO G3 PONIES, things from equestria that aren't even ponies, and other ponies. Anyways, I also wanted to say...

 

Hey there!

 

PINKIE! HOW IN EQUESTRIA DID YOU GET HERE?

 

In face, how do you randomly pop into places people don't really expect you to be in?

 

Simple, there's a pipeline in ponyville that i made to every possible hole in Equestria in case another pony moves here, say, you don't look like a pony.

 

That's because I'm a human Pinkie, I came here by...

 

*opens up phone*

 

Wait, I thought there were no phones in Equestria.

 

Hey Lyra, come over here now.

 

OK Pinkie, where are you?

 

I'm at that strange looking house near in the everfree forest that isn't Zecoras.

 

(5 Minutes Later)

 

Ok Pinkie why do you want...

*stares at me*

 

Hello...

 

Oh, my, GOD! A HUMAN! OMG OMG I CAN'T WAIT TO NOW MORE ABOUT YOU! WHAT IS IT LIKE HAVING HANDS! OMG.

 

Thanks a lot Pinkie...

 

No Problem!

 

Anyways, now we have Pinkie and Lyra here. I probably should've known when I saw that Lyra was sick yesterday not to go ask here to join in later, but she's here now, so... yay?

Edited September 18, 2014 by jnormaldude

[Braeburn - Gay Horse 37]

This is how I feel since nopony is responding to this,

 

[Valynne 2,727]

Fluttershy: whats your favorite videogame?

[Braeburn - Gay Horse 37]

 

Fluttershy: whats your favorite videogame?

 

I enjoy alot of games, but my favorite would probably be Minecraft.

 

As for me personally, I enjoy the Stanley Parable, I've always enjoyed the idea of multiple endings in video games, and when I first heard of this game, I immediate bought it.

 

 

 

Well, I'm going to go out into town, see how the other ponies react I guess, I'm also going out because Lyra is kind of freaking me out.

 

What did you expect, don't you know I'm an anthropologist?

 

Oh yeah, just stay here.

 

*in town*

 

It's surprising nobody has taken a look at me yet.

 

*notices Fluttershy*

 

Hey, it's Fluttershy, I should go talk to her.

 

*approaches her*

 

Hello, I'm jnormaldude, and you're Fluttershy.

 

How did you know my, uh, name?

 

Uh, Pinkie Pie told it to me.

 

Well, uh that's okay.

 

You know, there're alot of people who would like to know alot about you in the world, and I mean LEGITIMATELY you.

 

*silently screams*

 

No, don't worry, you just have to tell me your answer to a question, and I'll type it in.

 

Oh, okay.

 

*Fluttershy has joined the party*

 

*back home*

 

Hey guys, I'm back, and I brought along Fluttershy.

 

(NOTE: I'm just thinking you want me to add Fluttershy, which is perfectly fine considering I think Fluttershy is best pony)

[Valynne 2,727]

I enjoy alot of games, but my favorite would probably be Minecraft.

 

As for me personally, I enjoy the Stanley Parable, I've always enjoyed the idea of multiple endings in video games, and when I first heard of this game, I immediate bought it.

 

 

 

Well, I'm going to go out into town, see how the other ponies react I guess, I'm also going out because Lyra is kind of freaking me out.

 

What did you expect, don't you know I'm an anthropologist?

 

Oh yeah, just stay here.

 

*in town*

 

It's surprising nobody has taken a look at me yet.

 

*notices Fluttershy*

 

Hey, it's Fluttershy, I should go talk to her.

 

*approaches her*

 

Hello, I'm jnormaldude, and you're Fluttershy.

 

How did you know my, uh, name?

 

Uh, Pinkie Pie told it to me.

 

Well, uh that's okay.

 

You know, there're alot of people who would like to know alot about you in the world, and I mean LEGITIMATELY you.

 

*silently screams*

 

No, don't worry, you just have to tell me your answer to a question, and I'll type it in.

 

Oh, okay.

 

*Fluttershy has joined the party*

 

*back home*

 

Hey guys, I'm back, and I brought along Fluttershy.

 

(NOTE: I'm just thinking you want me to add Fluttershy, which is perfectly fine considering I think Fluttershy is best pony)

 

 

Fluttershy: i didnt remember said that but okay *giggles*

 

whats your favorite food?

[Braeburn - Gay Horse 37]

 

Fluttershy: i didnt remember said that but okay *giggles*

 

whats your favorite food?

 

I know this technically isn't a food, but I enjoy tea.

 

Well, sorry Fluttershy, but I enjoy the classic cheeseburger.

 

What's a cheeseburger?

 

Uh, nothing, how about you Lyra?

 

I enjoy whatever you enjoy!

 

*cough*no shit sherlock*cough* what about Button.

 

I don't really know, probably chips.

 

And I like cupcakes!

 

(in a sarcastic tone) Who would've known?

 

Those are your answers, note you can also ask a certain character or add one. M'kay.

Edited October 15, 2014 by jnormaldude

[Valynne 2,727]

why you talk to yourself dear?

[Braeburn - Gay Horse 37]

@Balareth

 

What do you mean talk to myself, I don't talk to myself!

 

You might be thinking about my sister, Pinkamena

 

I don't, think I, really, talk, to myself.

 

So I can make myself thinking about humans 22/7!

 

I'm not insane, M'kay

 

 

 

 

Say, my clothes are starting to look a bit drab, I should probably go down to Rarity's shop.

 

But your clothes look nice as they are.

 

Probably because I'm a human, and you're a pony.

 

*5 minutes later*

 

Hello, I was wondering if you made clothes for humans, I really need some new-

 

YES! You definitely need some new clothes, just give your clothes right now and I'll make the measurements, I even make clothes for the next 12 seasons!

 

I just want a new outfit, actually, you want to answer some questions some of your fans want you to answer?

 

I HAVE FANS! They must of seen my new line for the season.

 

*Rarity joins the party*

 

By the way, you can also add ponies from different universes like .MOV or FiW. Just Saying.

[Valynne 2,727]

OOC: wish to but i havent made the GIFs

 

 

okay, what you like to eat the most for breakfast, i ask to all ponies here

[Braeburn - Gay Horse 37]

 

OOC: wish to but i havent made the GIFs

 

 

okay, what you like to eat the most for breakfast, i ask to all ponies here

 

First off, you don't have to ask questions you would ask a normal human, you can ask a variety of questions about equestria, and secondly bacon.

 

I enjoy french toast.

 

Donuts and muffins! The reason being is because they're like cake and cupcakes, but for breakfast!

 

Bacon!

 

Lyra, do you even know what bacon is?

 

No, but since you like it, I like it.

 

What if I said that and I was a pony?

 

... I would, still, like it.

 

Well, Rarity, what do you think?

 

Honestly, darling, I don't eat breakfast.

 

 

 

 

Well, I'm going to head off to town to gather some food.

 

See ya!

 

*at town*

 

Honestly, I've never met a worse mailmare than you!

 

*crying* I just don't know what went wrong.

 

Well, you "accidently" put Berry Punch's mail inside the shell of a hermit crab! You also neglected to send mail for 3 weeks! I'm sorry Derpy, but you're fired!

 

*walks away crying*

 

That bastard, nobody makes Derpy cry on my watch, but he's already gone, so I'll deal with him later. Derpy, want some muffins?

 

Yes, that would be nice.

 

Well, come with me.

 

Ok, even though my parents told me not to trust strangers.

 

*Derpy has joined the party*

Edited October 17, 2014 by jnormaldude

[Valynne 2,727]

okay button mash, tell me, what consoles you have?

[Braeburn - Gay Horse 37]

 

okay button mash, tell me, what consoles you have?

 

I have, alot of consoles, and while I can't tell you all, I will tell you some:

PonyBox 180

PC (classic)

CES (Canterlot Entertainment System)

SCES

Ponii

AppleVox Odyssey 

PinkTari 4500

The Fun Machine

And those are all the pony puns I could think of at this momment!

Edited October 17, 2014 by jnormaldude

[Valynne 2,727]

whats your mother opinion of your love for videogames?

[Braeburn - Gay Horse 37]

 

whats your mother opinion of your love for videogames?

 

She's fine with it, and she even plays with me sometimes.

[Valynne 2,727]

whats your mother's name?

[Braeburn - Gay Horse 37]

whats your mother's name?

Love Tap. That's all. I'm pretty sure you meant me only.

Edited October 18, 2014 by jnormaldude

[Valynne 2,727]

hmm based on her cutie mark sound logic, have friends in school?

[Braeburn - Gay Horse 37]

hmm based on her cutie mark sound logic, have friends in school?

What. I do not understand that sentence, do you mean you started by talking about your mother, and then asked me a question, if so, the CMC mostly, I also have many acquaintances.

 

Also, you can ask any of the other ponies questions, or me.

Edited October 18, 2014 by jnormaldude

[Melody Word 237]

Derpy: Do you like muffins?!

Edited October 18, 2014 by Melody Word

[Braeburn - Gay Horse 37]

Derpy: Do you like muffins?! images-24.jpeg

Why yes I do, that's one of my traits.

 

Might as well answer as well, I BUCKING LOVE MUFFINS!

 

I BUCKING LOVE MUFFINS AS WELL, and I'm not just saying it because the human said it.

 

Are you ever going to have an opinion different from mine?

 

Probably.

 

Yes, but not as much as cupcakes!

 

They're definitely enjoyable.

 

Why yes, I do.

Edited October 18, 2014 by jnormaldude

[Melody Word 237]

How did you get your cutie mark?

[Braeburn - Gay Horse 37]

How did you get your cutie mark?

I don't really have a cutie mark, considering I'm still a human, and Button doesn't either, and you know the origins of the mane six's cutie marks, so Derpy and Lyra, how did you get yours?

 

Good question!

 

Well, by playing the lyre, seems self explanatory.

Edited October 18, 2014 by jnormaldude

[Melody Word 237]

Oh, ok. Button, since you don't have a cutie mark, have you ever tried becoming a cutie mark crusader?

[Braeburn - Gay Horse 37]

Oh, ok. Button, since you don't have a cutie mark, have you ever tried becoming a cutie mark crusader?

Well, I am one. In fact, I need to go crusading right now!

 

Well, see ya!

 

*1 Hour Later*

 

What happened?

 

Well, we were doing cutie mark crusader knife juggling perfect idea Sweetie Belle! When, well, you can take a guess at what happened.

Edited October 18, 2014 by jnormaldude

[Melody Word 237]

D: Sweetie Bell suggested that?! Wow, looks like she's trying the more dangerous side of crusading now. Have you ever tried earning a gameing cutie mark? If so, what happened?