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Pinkie Pie would like to ask you a question,

 

Hi Dashie! Want to come over and make some "cupcakes"?

 

Anyways, I got some questions,

1. What would you do if you were a singer of the musics, and Cheese Sandwich parodied your song?

2. Are you a, how should I put this, a pony who swings both ways?

3. What is the best motivation?

4. Do you have a crush on Soarin?

And Finally,

can you do the can can?


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Pinkie Pie would like to ask you a question,

 

Hi Dashie! Want to come over and make some "cupcakes"?

 

Anyways, I got some questions,

1. What would you do if you were a singer of the musics, and Cheese Sandwich parodied your song?

2. Are you a, how should I put this, a pony who swings both ways?

3. What is the best motivation?

4. Do you have a crush on Soarin?

And Finally,

can you do the can can?

 

1. Sure, I'll help with cupcakes, pinkie. Melody: Nooooooo!!!!! Rainbow: 0.0 what is yout issue?

2. Awesome!

3. Not to offend anypony that does, but no. Just, no. I can't help that I was born with a rainbow mane, and just because of rainbows doesn't mean that. Besides, isn't normal for mates to like lots of colors?

4. Being loyal to for friends of course.

5 *blushes* no? Melody: :/ lier. Rainbow: D:

6. No? I've never heard of it.... but I can do cool air tricks!post-29871-0-51473700-1413844942.jpeg

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1. Sure, I'll help with cupcakes, pinkie. Melody: Nooooooo!!!!! Rainbow: 0.0 what is yout issue?

2. Awesome!

3. Not to offend anypony that does, but no. Just, no. I can't help that I was born with a rainbow mane, and just because of rainbows doesn't mean that. Besides, isn't normal for mates to like lots of colors?

4. Being loyal to for friends of course.

5 *blushes* no? Melody: :/ lier. Rainbow: D:

6. No? I've never heard of it.... but I can do cool air tricks!attachicon.gifimages-18.jpeg

1. You might want to read this Rainbow: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7745399/1/Cupcakes-Volume-I-Original

2. Many musicians feel the same way when this guy parodies their songs: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%22Weird_Al%22_Yankovic

3. I meant, are you bi. As in, do you like both men and women?

4. My motivation is bacon.

5. Yes you do.  :wub:

6. The can can is a dance.


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1. You might want to read this Rainbow: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7745399/1/Cupcakes-Volume-I-Original

2. Many musicians feel the same way when this guy parodies their songs: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/"Weird_Al"_Yankovic

3. I meant, are you bi. As in, do you like both men and women?

4. My motivation is bacon.

5. Yes you do.  :wub:

6. The can can is a dance.

 

1. 0.0 why?! Just, why?! That's so creepy....

3. I know what you meant, and still no.....I'm going to go hide now. :'(

6. I can't can can, but I can try to hide....post-29871-0-52660500-1413845580.jpeg

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What happened to your Rainbow Factory?

 

Rainbow: Rainbow what now?

Melody: Well, there are a lot of different worlds, and in this one, rainbow factory doesn't exist. If you ask Pinkiaminea, she lives in the world of the rainbow factory, but I wouldn't if I were you. It's....not a good place


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Rainbow: Rainbow what now?

Melody: Well, there are a lot of different worlds, and in this one, rainbow factory doesn't exist. If you ask Pinkiaminea, she lives in the world of the rainbow factory, but I wouldn't if I were you. It's....not a good place

I can summon Rainbow Factory Dashie, and I shall. *poof* Wait a second. Um, Doctor, could you lock all ponies and me in a room please?


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I can summon Rainbow Factory Dashie, and I shall. *poof* Wait a second. Um, Doctor, could you lock all ponies and me in a room please?

Doctor: umm, alright. *puts the TARDIS on lock down* there, she can't move the TARDIS now either.

*ponies get in a room*

*factory dash apers*

Factory Dash: What, what the?! Hey, where the *yay* am I?! Who ever did this goes in the rainbow machine!

Other ponies: 0.0


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Rainbow: Rainbow what now?

Melody: Well, there are a lot of different worlds, and in this one, rainbow factory doesn't exist. If you ask Pinkiaminea, she lives in the world of the rainbow factory, but I wouldn't if I were you. It's....not a good place

You don't get it don't you  :P


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You don't get it don't you  :P

Factory Dash: Get what? That I work at a factory that murders ponies to make rainbows? Yeah, I got that. And I'm gonna be shoveling whoever sent we here in the machine!

 

Well, Doctor, do you have a plan? We have two Derpies, which could be used to our advantage.

 

Doctor: What? How? Also, the Derpy from my world is now wearing a scarf, so we can tell who is who.


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Factory Dash: Get what? That I work at a factory that murders ponies to make rainbows? Yeah, I got that. And I'm gonna be shoveling whoever sent we here in the machine!

 

 

 

Doctor: What? How? Also, the Derpy from my world is now wearing a scarf, so we can tell who is who.

 

GASP what happened to FLuttershy? did you murder her too 


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Factory Dash: Get what? That I work at a factory that murders ponies to make rainbows? Yeah, I got that. And I'm gonna be shoveling whoever sent we here in the machine!

 

 

 

Doctor: What? How? Also, the Derpy from my world is now wearing a scarf, so we can tell who is who.

Well, we've got bigger problems. You see, Pinkamena is coming our way.


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GASP what happened to FLuttershy? did you murder her too

 

Factory Dash: nah,she stayed in Ponyville for the rest of the year after she fell off Cloudsdale. Next year she was to old to take the exam, she she is safe. So is Twilight, being an princess, born a unicorn, and averaged, so they are both safe.


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Well, we've got bigger problems. You see, Pinkamena is coming our way.

 

Factory Dash: What? Oh, hey pinkie. Here. * gives her a strange bag, covers in red.*

Pinkiaminea: thanks dash!

Factory: me and her have a deal. Anything that can't be made into a rainbow she gets for her cupcakes, as long as my number, fluttershy, twilight, rarity, Applejack,sweetie bell, appleblooms, and Scootaloo numbers are taken out.

Pinkiaminea: it's a long list Dash....

Factory: hey, we have a deal!!!

Pinkiaminea: yeah, fine. Just saying.

Factory: Well you can stop saying then.

Well, while we're in here, want to say any last things before we probably die?

 

I would, actually.

 

What?

 

I kind of have a crush on Rainbow Dash.

 

Rainbow: What?! Ummmm.....fluttershy.......


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Factory Dash: What? Oh, hey pinkie. Here. * gives her a strange bag, covers in red.*

Pinkiaminea: thanks dash!

Factory: me and her have a deal. Anything that can't be made into a rainbow she gets for her cupcakes, as long as my number, fluttershy, twilight, rarity, Applejack,sweetie bell, appleblooms, and Scootaloo numbers are taken out.

Pinkiaminea: it's a long list Dash....

Factory: hey, we have a deal!!!

Pinkiaminea: yeah, fine. Just saying.

Factory: Well you can stop saying then.

 

 

Rainbow: What?! Ummmm.....fluttershy.......

Can I work with you. You don't need to pay me 


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Can I work with you. You don't need to pay me

 

 

Factory: Well, now.that you know about the factory, it's either that or die, so sure. Just don't mess up or can go in the machine.

 

YES IT"S TRUE! Ever since you stood up to me and those bullies, I always thought of you as my twin sister, but more recently, I've been having bigger feelings for you!

 

Rainbow: fluttershy.....I'm sorry, but I always though of you and Scootaloo as my sister's, this....just isn't right....I'm sorry. I really am, I don't want to hurt you're feelings, but I don't think I feel that way....


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Rainbow: fluttershy.....I'm sorry, but I always though of you and Scootaloo as my sister's, this....just isn't right....I'm sorry. I really am, I don't want to hurt you're feelings, but I don't think I feel that way....

Oh, that's okay. *dies a bit inside*

 

Oh, hiya guys!

 

PINKIE! DON'T KILL US!

 

Don't be silly! I'm not going to kill you, but Pinkamena is, probably!


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