Ask Sweetie Bell

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Wait, Pinkie, I thought you were in the human land, and why is your mane straight, and why are you holding a knife? Melody explanation time in 3...2...1...

[Melody Word 237]

Melody: 0.0 she broke out again?! Dear Celestia what do we have to do to get rid of her? She sorta got loose when a bunch of people were playing cards against Equestria. She must have got loose again. Rainbow!

Rainbow: *tackles Pinkiaminea* WHAT, again?

Pinkiaminea: yes, and you won't stop me from escaping again!!!!

Melody: uh wait, is there any mental asylums around?

Pinkiaminea: I would still break out! And when I do, your all dead!

Rainbow: it's worth trying I guess.

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Here, I am a unicorn. Let me see if there're any spells that turn people into Nicolas Cage.

 

*finds one*

 

*turns Pinkamena into Nic Cage*

 

Well, that was easy.

 

Spike: Hey, Plot Line, you have a letter from Button's Mom.

 

Plot Line: *reads* It says she wants me to go to her house. I'm going to do something first.

 

*shields self from murderers*

 

*goes to Button's house*

 

Hey, Love Tap, what do you...

 

*hears Careless Whisper come on*

 

...want?

 

*back at Golden Oaks*

 

Jamesinium: Don't worry, we're safe now. Nopony is trying to hurt us.

 

*creek heard from upstairs*

 

That... that might just be Spike. I'll go check.

 

*goes up the stairs a bit*

 

*sees colorless pink and blue mane*

 

*goes back down quickly as can be*

 

It's... it's... Ocarina.

 

(http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/ocarina-r7469 I have alot of OCs planned)

Edited November 12, 2014 by Discorded Child

[Melody Word 237]

Derpy: 0.0 Uhhhhhhh he's here? We have to leave!

 

(Also what is careless whispers and I have no idea who Nicolas Cage is.)

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Derpy: 0.0 Uhhhhhhh he's here? We have to leave!

 

(Also what is careless whispers and I have no idea who Nicolas Cage is.)

(a sexy saxophone song, and the not the bees guy)

 

Spike: Hold on, who is this Ocarina Derpy?

[Melody Word 237]

(Still don't know him.)

Derpy: he stole the TARDIS. And he tried to kill me..... *shudder*

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

(oh)

 

Jamesinium: He also tried to kill me.

 

*back at Button's house*

 

Love Tap, where are you? What the hell do you want?

[Melody Word 237]

Love Tap: oh, hi.

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

And what do you want?

[Melody Word 237]

Love Tap: oh I just wanted to see you.

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Why is a sexy saxophone song playing? And why are you posing seductively on that bed?

 

(if you know the fandom, you probably know where this is going, this might also be because I have a very weird mind)

[Melody Word 237]

Plot Line: like I said. I really wanted to see you. *wink*

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

(her name is Love Tap, well, right now)

 

O...k then. I'm just going to go into the living room and watch TV.

 

[please don't rape me]

 

*back at Golden Oaks, upstairs*

 

Ocarina: Looks like I'll be here for a bit.

 

???: Not if I can help it!

 

Ocarina: HUGO! What are you doing here?!

 

Hugo: I'm sorry, but I can't let you ruin these perfect books. I have to send you downstairs.

 

Ocarina: Well, I could just go downstairs? Right?

 

Hugo: Oh... well then go downstairs.

 

Ocarina: Alrighty then.

 

*goes downstairs*

 

*sees Jamesinium and Derpy*

 

Oh, hello. I haven't seen you in a long time.

 

Jamesinium *whispers*: Twilight, did you remember to keep your knife drawer closed?

*a couple days earlier, hanging with the CMC, don't ask why I'm doing this now, also note that you can still reply to that comment I made earlier about Twilight locking her knife closet*

 

So, Scootaloo, how did that dare I told you to do about getting a makeover to look like a colt and flirting with blue you go?

 

*present day*

 

*Button's house*

(now, this is going to be interesting, since there's only two people in the house, and I want both of them in control of both of us, I shall be Love Tap right now, and you shall be Plot Line, AKA, my ponysona. The link to him in my sig might help)

 

*Plot Line appears to be watching the pony version of The Simpsons, drinking from his Fanta flask, while Love Tap looks over at him*

 

Love Tap (to self): Ok, you can do this. You can (every single clopper will go crazy in 3...2...1...) get him to sex you.

(to Plot): Hey there Plot Line. How's it going? You know, I get very lonely at times.

Edited November 15, 2014 by DiscordedCelestia

[Melody Word 237]

Plot Line: oh, uh...... sorry about that.

[Why is she acting so strange? How do I even respond to that?]

*in the past*

(Who is Blue?)

*at Golden Oaks*

Twilight: What?! I'm a unicorn, why would I need knives?

Spike: oh, uh Twilight? Well, you know how I do the cooking sometimes? Well, I use knives and I didnt....... *says really quite and fast* ididntlocktheknivedrawer.

Twilight: oh.......

Derpy: we're dead......

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Jamesinium: Yeah, thanks a whole *yay*ing lot.

Ocarina: Thanks Spike, now, where is it?

 

*in the past*

 

(I mean Archer)

 

*at Button's house*

 

Love Tap: (to self) OK, you can do this!

(To Plot) So, I heard that you are a guy who likes to have "fun".

 

*gives seductive eye*

 

*at the CMC club house*

 

Oh my Celestia I had an interesting week, how about you Sweetie Belle? 

[Melody Word 237]

Spike: like I would tell you!

*in the past*

Scootaloo: not good. He hoofed me in the face. (Hoofed being like punched.)

*at buttons house*

Plot Line: What? Uh, I guess I am. Why?

*at CMC clubhouse*

Sweetie Belle: defiantly.

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Ocarina: Ok, I shall make you tell me. Oh Rarity!
 

*Button's House*

 

Do you want to have some fun right now?

 

*CMC House*

 

Yeah, we went to another universe, I became a brony, and helped bring some murderers to justice, how about you?

[Melody Word 237]

Spike: DONT TOUCH HER!!!

*at Buttons house*

Plot LINE: *sneers* as if.

*at CMC clubhouse*

Sweetie Belle: had my friends fall in love with me, was poisoned with a love poison, made my coltfriend freak out, got cloned, and had two different almost me's walking around.

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Spike: DONT TOUCH HER!!!

*at Buttons house*

Plot LINE: *sneers* as if.

*at CMC clubhouse*

Sweetie Belle: had my friends fall in love with me, was poisoned with a love poison, made my coltfriend freak out, got cloned, and had two different almost me's walking around.

(Pony world, remember?)

 

*kisses* Yeah. We both had interesting weeks, say, where's Scootaloo? Is she with Rumble.

 

*at Golden Oaks*

 

No, I'm not gonna kill her, I'm going to reveal something to her.

 

*at Button's house*

 

Love Tap: Well, are you sure?

[Melody Word 237]

(What did I put this time?)

*CMC clubhouse*

Sweetie Belle: yeah, I think so.

*library*

Spike: wha-what are you gonna revile?

*Buttons house*

Plot Line: you bet your flank I'm sure.

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

*CMC Clubhouse*

 

Hey, where's Apple Bloom?

 

*Golden Oaks*

 

Rarity, I heard Spike...

 

*Button's House*

 

Ok, well, can I have some of your Fanta?

[Melody Word 237]

Sweetie Belle: I think she's at home. I'm not sure though.

*at the library*

Spike: DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!

*at Buttons house*

Plot Line: sure. *gives her a bottle of Fanta.*

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Sweetie Belle: I think she's at home. I'm not sure though.

*at the library*

Spike: DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!

*at Buttons house*

Plot Line: sure. *gives her a bottle of Fanta.*

I hope she isn't in any trouble. I also think we should go somewhere else than this. Safety reasons. I think that nopony is at Sweet Apple Acres, so lets just go inside there.

 

*library*

 

Ok, tell me where the knife drawer is.

 

*Buttons House*

 

(it's a Fanta flask, but whatever)

 

*takes the flask*

 

*pretends to take a sip, and roofies it* (what I mean be roofie it is add a roofie, AKA a sleeping drug, you probably know where this is going*

 

*gives the flask back to Plot*

[Melody Word 237]

Sweetie Belle: yeah, ok. *goes to Sweet Apple Acres*

*The Library*

Spike: No!

*Buttons House*

*Plot Line drinks some Fanta*

*falls asleep*

(O.o I know where this going.)

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

(yeah, it definitely is going there)

 

*Button's house*

 

(I shall now be Plot Line)

 

*wakes up*

 

What the hell happened?

 

*Sweet Apple Acres*

 

Button: So, what do you want to do? I'm pretty sure they don't have any video games here.

 

*Library*

 

Rarity, Spike has a crush on you.