THE OP OFF! (IC)

[reader8363 1,281]

Madness walked behind him said,

 

"You can't kill me that easily"

 

a cleaver came out of the ground and then he stabbed it through the cyberalicorn's body, then he made the sand under neath the blade stone,s so the sword couldn't be removed.

 

"I have clone everywhere, so I can't die"

Edited September 28, 2015 by reader8363

[Missklang 1,053]

Madness watched, then walked over the his opponent, then he said, sarcastically

 

"Wow, you killed a frog, congrats, you are powerful. I surrender."

 

As he was walking back to his shield, he said,

 

"once you are serious again, come find me. I don't think that hammer is going to make a dent in my shield"

"It's funny to hear madness speaking about being serious. What next? You will ask me to be logical? Or to make sense? I as a chaos embodiement is directly related to the chaos around me, the messier and crazier, the stronger I am. I killed that frog because it started a chain reaction who would eventualy lead to the universe destruction."

 

As he said that, his tail grabbed some snow from the winter biome (he was standing in the center of the arena so could acsess all four biomes) and formed a snowball that he throwed at Madness.

 

"Come on! Don't be a party pooper! It's fun!"

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a spike rose from the ground, peircing the snowball, he turned around and said,

 

You want to see chaos, that I can make, all I have to do is get rid of my shell." 

 

He walked back into his shield, then it closed up behind him, then spikes surrounded the shield, leaving no gap at all

[Missklang 1,053]

a spike rose from the ground, peircing the snowball, he turned around and said,

 

You want to see chaos, that I can make, all I have to do is get rid of my shell." 

 

He walked back into his shield, then it closed up behind him, then spikes surrounded the shield, leaving no gap at all

"Please do! More chaos, more power I am."

 

He approached the shell and knocked at it. A dozen of spikes pierced his hand and he hearded Madness laughing inside.

 

"So, It's damage proof then?" Smiled Missklang regrowing a new arm. "But as I can see it's not sound proof!"

 

He snapped his fingers, deleting the ears from his head. He then took a CD out of his pocket and inserted it into a cd player that randomly floated around. As soon as he hitted start, a horrible nonstop Justin Bieber songs filled the air with their horrible sounds. 

 

"Please do enjoy! I made the cd player indestroyable, and if you do manage to destroy it, the music will still be present as I bounded her to this world...I'm soo evil sometimes"

 

Alongside the music, he summoned a blackboard ant started scratching his claws on it (yes! Creating THAT horrible screak sound)

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Madness just laugh, really this is the most torture he can do, 

 

"You asked for it"

 

the shield of dragon, crumbled into dust, and madness grew, his pony skin falling away like a shell, until he stood at 25 feet tall, he kicked and sent the pony and the blackboard flying across the arena, then walked over and stepped on the pony

[Missklang 1,053]

Madness just laugh, really this is the most torture he can do, 

 

"You asked for it"

 

the shield of dragon, crumbled into dust, and madness grew, his pony skin falling away like a shell, until he stood at 25 feet tall, he kicked and sent the pony and the blackboard flying across the arena, then walked over and stepped on the pony

"For Celestia's sake Madness! You could at least PRETEND to be annoyed a little bit! You are realy a moodbreaker! And why did you hitted that poor cyberpony? (im a draconequus in this rp) He is all broken now! Shame on you Madness."

 

Missklang said as he broke the fourth wall, reaching his claw to Enzo's computer. Opening the 'settings' and setting the size parameters of Madness to pony size, grabbing some of Enzo's popcorn on the way back...

[Darkly SteamGear 110]

derkerler stahps fercersin aon ell of thaese cempletely everpewerd gerds end flials straight fer chaese whale. he aets tha chaese whale and say "WOW THAS IS DELASIOUS" than hae go fly up end braek ento ware enzo as watcing foight. than hae say "HALLO THARE. I AET CHAESE!!! IT WaS DELCIOUS LIKE PUDDING!!!!!" thaen hae braek through nokia barrer end everytoing esplode into paeces. but thas wall nevar stahp enythang. thaen hae maek univarses esplode anto ach other, becase he is supr haxxor of ell univarses.

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He turn to the voice and charged toward it, snake trailing after him. Two scythes appeared in his hands, then he said,

 

That's were you are." 

 

He swung a scythe, cutting a hole in time, and jumped through. He right above the draconequus' body, dropping poisonous snakes, then he sliced down

[Missklang 1,053]

derkerler stahps fercersin aon ell of thaese cempletely everpewerd gerds end flials straight fer chaese whale. he aets tha chaese whale and say "WOW THAS IS DELASIOUS" than hae go fly up end braek ento ware enzo as watcing foight. than hae say "HALLO THARE. I AET CHAESE!!! IT WaS DELCIOUS LIKE PUDDING!!!!!" thaen hae braek through nokia barrer end everytoing esplode into paeces. but thas wall nevar stahp enythang. thaen hae maek univarses esplode anto ach other, becase he is supr haxxor of ell univarses.

Missklang approached Darkly as he was laying at the ground with foamin his mouth while Madness fought with his clone.

 

"Aw dear, I forgoted to say! My cutted head replaced the cheese with a fake poisoned one! My bad, I forgot to tell you. But I'm kind, so I give you the antidote. It seems just so stupid for you to just die like this..."

 

He took a small green bottle from nowhere and poured into Darky's mouth.

 

"Now lay for a bit before it restore your powers..."

Edited September 28, 2015 by Missklang

[reader8363 1,281]

He cut another hole in time,  and moved to where he heard the voice, (right now, he's blind with rage), he came out from under the cd player, hitting it through another portal, then he fell in and came out above his opponents. he swung both scythes at where he heard second voice

[SpikusFyre 486]

LOCATION: DESERT

Spike just stood there watching the combat around him come to barely a sizzle. He then yelled out "You guys are boring! At least try! Not trying is kind of my thing get your own!" Time appeared to slow around him as the color drained from the world. He walked through the attacks that each opponent unleashed. He was on a path to the volcanic side of the arena and when he arrived their and sat in a pool of lava everything returned to normal speed. What was a calm walk across the arena to him lasted only a millisecond from the time he finished talking. It appeared to the competitors as if he teleported to his current position.

[Missklang 1,053]

LOCATION: NETHER (hell)

LOCATION: DESERT

Spike just stood there watching the combat around him come to barely a sizzle. He then yelled out "You guys are boring! At least try! Not trying is kind of my thing get your own!" Time appeared to slow around him as the color drained from the world. He walked through the attacks that each opponent unleashed. He was on a path to the volcanic side of the arena and when he arrived their and sat in a pool of lava everything returned to normal speed. What was a calm walk across the arena to him lasted only a millisecond from the time he finished talking. It appeared to the competitors as if he teleported to his current position.

Bubbles rised from the pool ad Missklang emmerged in his swimming suit. He was wearing diving googles.

 

"I totaly agree with you! Those guys are boring and take their OPness way too seriously. It is clear they become overpowered and immortal not so long ago and it is giving them a big head. Would you mind if I join? I don't mind enjoying the spectacle as those fools try to tear each other apart in all the ways they think off..." 

Edited September 28, 2015 by Missklang

[Darkly SteamGear 110]

LOCATION: NETHER (hell)

Bubbles rised from the pool ad Missklang emmerged in his swimming suit. He was wearing diving googles.

 

"I totaly agree with you! Those guys are boring and take their OPness way too seriously. It is clear they become overpowered and immortal not so long ago and it is giving them a big head. Would you mind if I join? I don't mind enjoying the spectacle as those fools try to tear each other apart in all the ways they think off..." 

he netices tha pones in tha lavae end tries to say werds to tham "CAN IZ SIT IN LAVAE WITH U GUISE?" than hae maek big splash in lavaes destroing som nokias becase hae hes supr op hax. than he say "tha tru enemy as enzo. hae dont join us in funs and swanning. i sey wae git ham haer." than hae open up portal to island werld and greb cocnut end sip et. than he scream at top of lung "REBELLION!!!" end sit baeck in lavae becase he is immune to everthang evar.

[Missklang 1,053]

 

he netices tha pones in tha lavae end tries to say werds to tham "CAN IZ SIT IN LAVAE WITH U GUISE?" than hae maek big splash in lavaes destroing som nokias becase hae hes supr op hax. than he say "tha tru enemy as enzo. hae dont join us in funs and swanning. i sey wae git ham haer." than hae open up portal to island werld and greb cocnut end sip et. than he scream at top of lung "REBELLION!!!" end sit baeck in lavae becase he is immune to everthang evar.

"You got a point my friend" 

 

Said Missklang as he watched lava slowly dipping from nokias cause they are the sole thing in the universe that can not be destroyed even by the god of all OP people, Chuck Norris himself (he failed miserably)

 

"It's good take a break sometimes. We have to plan how to defeat Enzo though. Any suggestions?"

 

I would suggest summoning asking politely Chuck Norris to help us, but I fear that he will kick our butt too in the process, so bad idea...

Edited September 28, 2015 by Missklang

[SpikusFyre 486]

LOCATION: HELL

Spike got out of the pool and walked towards madness. "Fine if no one else is going to entertain me I guess I have to do it myself." He punched into the ground of the hellscape and pulled up a massive chunk of it. This chuck of hellscape began to glow a silvery-green as it formed into the shape of a shotgun with what appeared to be a blade coming from below the barrel. "Ladies and gentlemen I give you the Hellfire Shotgun." He jumped towards madness firing shot after shot of green flames and shards of an unidentifiable metal.

[Missklang 1,053]

Location: Hell

 

"For Nokia's sake! Why everybody fight each other! Where are the motives? Aw,cheese, it's ok then. Continue your fighting then. I'll be right here..."

 

He pulled his fishing rod and started fishing. After a couple of submarines, dozen of treasure chests and a million of old boots he managed to catch a fish. Grabbing it by the tail, he runned to SpikeFyre and slapped him with it right in the face.

[reader8363 1,281]

Madness charged at the voice, and sliced at it, then landed listening for any sound, tipping him off where his victims are,

 

"come and fight me head on. So I can feel resistance against my blade."

 

He summoned snakes and dragons, then sent them to find his enemies.

[SpikusFyre 486]

LOCATION: HELL

 

"Aw that's cute he's summoned some friends for me to slaughter mercilessly." He threw aside the shotgun he had created and began to get larger and more draconic. His body of armor split itself into scales and layered over themselves as his hands and feet became the claws of a dragon. Massive wings sprouted from his back as a tail grew and his head became elongated. He let off a roar which cracked the ground surrounding him as he clawed a hole in space-time and pulled out a colossal sword the size of a skyscraper. He swung the monstrous blade and chopped through all of the dragons that madness had just summoned. A column of black flame erupted from his mouth burning all of the snakes to ash. "Now tell me little horse. Are you really delusional enough to think yourself a god?"

Edited September 28, 2015 by SpikusFyre

[Missklang 1,053]

Location: Center of the actual map

 

Missklang was sitting on a chair in the center of an empty arena. He was holding something in his hands. It was a snowglobe inside which were an exact same arena. He giggled as he saw tiny figures fighting inside of it. Suddenly, tiny SpikusFyre become bigger and started breathing fire.

 

"How cute!"

 

Thought Missklang as he began shaking the snowball violently, tossing the people and ponies inside it all over the place.

Edited September 28, 2015 by Missklang

[reader8363 1,281]

He grew back to his size, 20 feet, the scythes in his hands (he's bipedal now) changed into a scythe on one side, and crescent moon blade on the other, and 10 feet long. Then he opened his eyes, pure red with spirits swimming in it.

 

 "How dare you challenge me, I spent half my life burning and healing over and over"

 

(He kinda can't be stopped. Oops, he got away from me)

[Darkly SteamGear 110]

"I knew somewehn who caen halp us dafat tha eval oppersar enzo." than he open a pertal to manehatten end grebs ae noermel derkerler frem teh rebble ef a destrehed pesta shep. "haer, thas fellow cen halp us" he sad, spatting lavae et everythang becuz he drank lavaes end it taste gewd to ham. thaen nermal derkerleh sad

 

"WHAT, WAIT, WHAT?!?!? I WAS KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS INTO A PASTA SHOP AND NOW... is that lava? GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH, NOO!! NO! PUT ME DOWN! PUT ME DOWN!!!"

 

Normal Darkly appeared to be in a state of shock from being dragged into another dimension. He found it strange that he went from fighting a stag in the middle of a ctiy, to dangling over a fiery pit of lava.

 

"why am I here? I have important "business" that needs to be dealt with back in manehattan, if you don't mind. A plan was stolen from me, by Ennex... Wait a minute, YOU LOOK EXACTLY LIKE ME! HELP!!! EVEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON!!!! AND I'M PRETTY INSANE!!! GAAAAAAHHH!!!!"

 

than derkerler tha erlercern said "tall es hoe to defat the enzo plase, than i wall pot u beck in ur hom. plas, he as opprasing us end makn us foight ach oder."

 

Then Darkly pondered about how preposterous this was. "Enzo a bad guy? ENZO?" he thought to himself. "I'M THE ONE WHO IMPRISONS PONIES AND TAKES AWAY THEIR COLORS. I'M THE MONSTER. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?????" He continued to think to himself. This just perplexed him so much. It also perplexed him as to why he was still alive after that other cyberpony ripped his wings off and basically destroyed all of his electronics by throwing him into a building.

 

"I would love help you guys, I really would. But even I was defeated by Enzo, so there's not much advice I could give all of you guys, accept the fact that he likes to teleport, I MEAN ITS SERIOUSLY ANNOYING TRYING TO TALK TO SOMEONE WHEN THEY GO ALL CRAZY WHEN YOU TRY TO GIVE THEM MARSHMALLOWS.... ahem sorry. this is supposed to be "serious" even though I'm talking to... whatever you things are. I know he has a plant type attack with vines. as well as that, his spectra cannot be harvested. That was the table turner for me. NOW CAN I PLEASE LEAVE THIS... THIS GODFORSAKEN DIMENSION!!! I MEAN THIS SNAKE THING IS REALLY CREEPING ME OUT! GAAAAH!!!!"

 

than derkerler sad thank u and put neormal derkerler beck in rablle end dimention hae foernd ham in "weal thaet was halpfel i thank" hae sad to oder thangs. than hae start plannang hew to oberthrew enzo wath oder OP OCs

Edited September 28, 2015 by Darkly SteamGear

[SpikusFyre 486]

Spikus laughed deeply. "My my. Look who grew a backbone and decided to fight for real. It matters not to me what your short life has made you into. It only matters how long you'll last before I tear you in half." He stood up on his hind legs showing his full standing height at 60 feet tall. In his other claw another sword appeared much wider than the other with a jagged blade that looked as if it was designed to rip flesh instead of cut it. "I'll even let you have one free shot, but know that if you waste it then you'll regret it. Oh and don't even try to take the swords as they can only be wielded by me."

Edited September 28, 2015 by SpikusFyre

[reader8363 1,281]

He lunged, jabbed at the stomach, cutting through the scales, then sliced off both arms, then finished by using the crescent part to catch his opponent by the throat and pulling him to the ground, making the arena with force, 

 

"I fought bigger, and won. I won't even need your blades"

Edited September 29, 2015 by reader8363

[SpikusFyre 486]

"Okay that was you're free shot now it's my turn." His arms reattached to his body seamlessly, weapons still in their grasp, as the cuts made by the weapons instantly healed. He stood up forcing the crescent blade to come with him as he smashed the broad side of the blades along the back of Madness. Two more arms grew from his body as he picked up and threw madness with no effort launching gigantic black fireballs at him as he was being thrown.

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after he landed, he got up, dust himself off and said, 

 

"That's not going to kill me, you have to do more than that."

 

He grabbed a knife, as long as his hand, and cut a portal behind him, then step back through it. He came up behind, said 

 

"you have to do something like this to make me feel pain."

 

He grabbed the wings with one hand and cut them off with the other. then he dropped them into the portal and stepped in, closing it when he came out