Darkly SteamGear

OH MAH GAWSH, THAT LOOKS AMAZING! :-D [beeping intensifies]

367027 YER A YELLOW HOERS coincidence? I THINK NOT

367025 *hangs up and proceeds to steal a taxi cab

umm... i have no idea how to respond to this question. :/. im going to have to say yes, i am same. I love same. same is great and omnipotent. and my question is: what is your favorite dank meme?

367023 and no roman, i dont want to go bowling for the millionth time

i have been drawing for a while. i started out drawing random stick figure people that did things. then i upgraded to boats and planes. and i drew them i guess ok ish eeeeah, I mostly drew in class when i was bored. and about 3 years ago, i got into drawing pones. actually, the first pone i drew looked something like this: and the most recent (non meme related) drawing of pones i did looked something like this: quite a contrast if i do say so myself

Somepony having the same name as darkly...

So, can u draw darkly?

Banned, because windows 98 is the obvious masterrace

I'm usually online when I have freetime, or not doing any of the following things: AP schoolwork coding (java, of course) gaming on skype drawing dank memes drawing pones doing musics band season Studying for tests sleeping ... wow, I do a lot of stuff. I need to stop doing stuff.

367017 bleh bleh bleh insert more gibber jabber here

Soo, anyways, I got bored yesterday and thought "hmm, i wonder how many dank memes of darkly i could draw? and thus, I created these abominations. enjoy ... this one hidden by a spoiler... oh dear celestia i dont even know what i have done

that's alright. It looks awesome! thnks

Darkly going as derpy for halloween! https://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/darkly-steamgear-cyborg-r8831

Darkly scanned the area for any threats about the area in the buildings. His scanner managed to pick up a sniper. The sniper was hiding out in a nearby hotel, about to fire on one of the unsuspecting dealers. "heheHAHA!!! THIS IS GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN!!!" Darkly said, in a maniacal sort of way. He grinned, and transformed his left hoof into a device with glowing multi-colored tubes surrounding the base of it. It also had a harpoon-like tip at the end of it. Then, Right as the sniper was about to fire at one of the weapons dealers, Darkly tackled him. He managed to knock the sniper clear through the hallway and into the next room of the hotel, pinning the sniper to the floor.Then, while the sniper was still pinned to the ground, Darkly said: "I've never had THIS much fun since my time working for the Cloudsdale Weather Corporation. Its a shame they got shut down. I mean what's so immoral about killing living ponies? I just don't get it. Well, anyways, its time to HAVE SOME FUN!!! AAAHHAHAHAAHAAAHAHA!!!!" The sniper pony pulled out a knife and tried to stab Darkly while he was rambling, but the knife just managed to cut out a section of Darkly's fake outer skin, unveiling his metallic inner layer. "HAHA!! well isn't that funny? you'd think with technology these days you'd have something a bit more "advanced"? It's too bad I have to end this. I mean, we are having JUST SOO MUCH FUN!!! HEHEEHEEHAHAHAAAAAHAA!!!!" Then, Darkly proceeded to stab the sniper pony straight in his heart with the harpoon end of his spectra extractor. The sniper pony attempted to stop the syringe from penetrating his armor by pushing it away, but the sheer force at which the needle was being injected into him was too much. The sniper pony let out a blood curdling scream, as the needle penetrated his armor and drove into his skin, draining every ounce of color out of his body in the process. "HEHEHEEHAHAAAHAHAHAAAAA, I LOVE IT WHEN THEY SCREAM!!!! HAHAAHAHAAA!!!!" With the harpoon-like end of his spectra extractor still skewering the colorless, lifeless corpse of the sniper pony, he lifted the corpse up, and threw it. This sent the corpse flying off of his extractor, and into the main hallway. Then, he began talking to it as if it was still alive: "Hehehahahaa, I'm certain your friends will come looking for you! I mean, it seems like you're a very "popular" kind of guy. With the fancy special ops suit and all. Like the type of pony everypony should know. hehehehe." It was not long until he heard multiple soldiers making their way up the stairs to see what had happened. Darkly heard them chattering through the doorway to the stairwell. "I THINK ONE OF THEM IS UP THERE!" He hid behind the wall that he smashed the sniper pony into, out of sight of the wave of enemies that were about to inspect what was going on. He transformed his left hoof out of his spectra extractor, and into a laser sword. After he was in position, he grabbed the dead corpse of the sniper pony.Then, he whispered to it: "Oh, don't worry. I have something VERY "special" planned for your friends. heheheheehe." He threw the dead corpse further into the center of the hallway that the soldiers were about to enter in from.Soon after, the door to the stairwell bashed open, as soldiers began to flood in. "GO! GO! GO! GO! GOOOOOOOO!!!!" One of them said. As the soldiers came in, wave after wave, Darkly lie in wait. When all of the soldiers were in the hallway of the building, Darkly moved swiftly and cut out sections of the ceilings, floors, and walls, weakening the overall structure of the floor that they were on. After he had weakened the overall integrity of the floor, he cut a hole out for him to escape through. Then, he bucked at one of the walls, sending it flying at a group of unsuspecting soldiers. "HE'S IN THAT ROOM! FIRE AT THE ROOM!!! THAT'LL GET HIM FOR SURE!!!" rounds upon rounds of plasma were fired into the the room, as Darkly flew out of the escape hole he made. He watched from afar, as a section of the building imploded inwards, and fell off, devastating the inhabitants of a street below. "heheHAHAAAAAA!!! I LOVE PHYSICS!!!" Darkly said as he grinned, and watched the carnage ensue.

my ringtone? welll... it is this: (just for da lols and WTFs)

currently, I'm feeling really sick right now :/

Madness ripped open a portal to the other side of the arena, and summoned a lawnchair made of bones and skeletons, then sat down in it. "It is going to be quite amusing killing all of you." Then, he summoned a box of popcorn... But he ate the box and dumped the popcorn on the ground. Then the popcorn exploded around the two contestants on the other side. "Paper is delicious!" He said, grinning down on the massive explosion below him.

oh, can you draw darkly pls? no specific pose, just whatever you think fits him . here's his character page with a picture: https://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/darkly-steamgear-cyborg-r8831

"I knew somewehn who caen halp us dafat tha eval oppersar enzo." than he open a pertal to manehatten end grebs ae noermel derkerler frem teh rebble ef a destrehed pesta shep. "haer, thas fellow cen halp us" he sad, spatting lavae et everythang becuz he drank lavaes end it taste gewd to ham. thaen nermal derkerleh sad "WHAT, WAIT, WHAT?!?!? I WAS KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS INTO A PASTA SHOP AND NOW... is that lava? GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH, NOO!! NO! PUT ME DOWN! PUT ME DOWN!!!" Normal Darkly appeared to be in a state of shock from being dragged into another dimension. He found it strange that he went from fighting a stag in the middle of a ctiy, to dangling over a fiery pit of lava. "why am I here? I have important "business" that needs to be dealt with back in manehattan, if you don't mind. A plan was stolen from me, by Ennex... Wait a minute, YOU LOOK EXACTLY LIKE ME! HELP!!! EVEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON!!!! AND I'M PRETTY INSANE!!! GAAAAAAHHH!!!!" than derkerler tha erlercern said "tall es hoe to defat the enzo plase, than i wall pot u beck in ur hom. plas, he as opprasing us end makn us foight ach oder." Then Darkly pondered about how preposterous this was. "Enzo a bad guy? ENZO?" he thought to himself. "I'M THE ONE WHO IMPRISONS PONIES AND TAKES AWAY THEIR COLORS. I'M THE MONSTER. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?????" He continued to think to himself. This just perplexed him so much. It also perplexed him as to why he was still alive after that other cyberpony ripped his wings off and basically destroyed all of his electronics by throwing him into a building. "I would love help you guys, I really would. But even I was defeated by Enzo, so there's not much advice I could give all of you guys, accept the fact that he likes to teleport, I MEAN ITS SERIOUSLY ANNOYING TRYING TO TALK TO SOMEONE WHEN THEY GO ALL CRAZY WHEN YOU TRY TO GIVE THEM MARSHMALLOWS.... ahem sorry. this is supposed to be "serious" even though I'm talking to... whatever you things are. I know he has a plant type attack with vines. as well as that, his spectra cannot be harvested. That was the table turner for me. NOW CAN I PLEASE LEAVE THIS... THIS GODFORSAKEN DIMENSION!!! I MEAN THIS SNAKE THING IS REALLY CREEPING ME OUT! GAAAAH!!!!" than derkerler sad thank u and put neormal derkerler beck in rablle end dimention hae foernd ham in "weal thaet was halpfel i thank" hae sad to oder thangs. than hae start plannang hew to oberthrew enzo wath oder OP OCs

he netices tha pones in tha lavae end tries to say werds to tham "CAN IZ SIT IN LAVAE WITH U GUISE?" than hae maek big splash in lavaes destroing som nokias becase hae hes supr op hax. than he say "tha tru enemy as enzo. hae dont join us in funs and swanning. i sey wae git ham haer." than hae open up portal to island werld and greb cocnut end sip et. than he scream at top of lung "REBELLION!!!" end sit baeck in lavae becase he is immune to everthang evar.

The only way to have a true utopia, is if there is nothing. with nothing, everything is functional because nothing exists. Everyone is happy because there is nobody. There will always be disfunction if there is somebody. Therefore, a true utopia is not possible in this universe. That is my thought on this subject matter.

Your backstory just keeps giving me this: ... I hate it when this happens >:L