Darkly SteamGear

BANNED: Becuz ur a question mark, and question marks are spooky scary and 3 creepy 5 me

Make that five pasta shops now :3.

yus, Comic sans is best font. hehehe and welcome!

derkerler stahps fercersin aon ell of thaese cempletely everpewerd gerds end flials straight fer chaese whale. he aets tha chaese whale and say "WOW THAS IS DELASIOUS" than hae go fly up end braek ento ware enzo as watcing foight. than hae say "HALLO THARE. I AET CHAESE!!! IT WaS DELCIOUS LIKE PUDDING!!!!!" thaen hae braek through nokia barrer end everytoing esplode into paeces. but thas wall nevar stahp enythang. thaen hae maek univarses esplode anto ach other, becase he is supr haxxor of ell univarses.

than lazars came out of hoof and zapped noka 3310 hammar to bates. "I AM ALTIMATE POWER OC HAER" derkerler sad as hae punc madnass end Missakalng into tha noka barrarer. electracty go everywhare and phones bazzed on and off and on agan as thay fall into SHARKS AND LAVAE!!! becase derkerler open portal to shark lavae dimention end kall tham in a fare bath of fares.

@EnzoAquila, @Scare Effect The tears of where his wings used to be only grew bigger as he slid across the ground, smashing into a nearby building on the other side of town... that was, actually in fact, another frigging pasta shop. The force of impact was so great, that it completely demolished the whole place, burying Darkly in a sea of rubble.When it seemed as if everything in that building had faded to silence, the robotic voice from before began to fill the void: "POWER CRITICAL! POWER CRITICAL! POWER CRITICAL! POWER CRITICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL....." Then... Nothing.

but.... wat if derkerleh was not kall? wat if derkerler wes jest fakin becase he could destre hamsalf end everthiong becase he was eltemet reler of everythang end everware. hae wes ectually not kell end resurrectaed frem tha lavae becase hae is everythiong porf thaen he use supr hax to kall all traes end destre pertals end tha marror pernd destraeing ell clens en mep.

Nitices tha berk of grammers was threwn ert him. tha terrifying "BOOK OF GRAMMAR". derkerler tri to open, but di becase gremmer maek ham wek. tha gremmer berk was he onleh tru wekness. he scremed end esploded deastroing tha whol demention, rapping a bag whol an da univarses. derkerler deded end fell to univarse enzo wes in, creshing ham and than he kall end rp. RIP derkerler end enzo. hae navar get to aet chaese. ;C https://youtu.be/_1qXQRpF08E thas is 3 sed 5 me

than hae terns has hed at a supr egdy anlge af dagrae and says "YOU WILL NOT KALL ALL PONS. THET IS ME JERB" than he bam! end smeck miss ell tha wey to de mern end everything ESPLODING!!!! than da mern fell frem da sky and everthang cathc to fare (becase he is en catcing fare sacretlay, shhh...). than the send tern to gless becase fare maek gless happen end he use supr hax to cethc evethoing to fare. everthang burn to fare new.

why yes, hello i believe my pony friend darkly is in need of ur OC critiquing. I mean, have you seen his OC. It's so frigging overpowered that he destroyed 4 pasta shops in 1 roleplay without dieing. not to mention his really stupid made up alloy and his terrible ways with grammar and basic writing skills... Oh wait a minute... I am Darkly! :L

Derkerler fernd he stad in desert. then he continue to cri ernd cri, making send to gless. thne hae eat cectes end gein it pewers end spat cerctes everware creting spikes thet liter ther desart kalling everthang ert toches except derkler. wow dis is 3 egdy 5 me

Yus, ponymc... I mean Parc staff is da best! (wow, I haven't played on the server in ages) I'll have you know that ponymc, or Parc was the place that got me started into this amazing fandom. Before that, I was just some closet brony computer nard and now, I'm some computer nard who is a full out brony. So much has changed So yes, thank you all!!!

derkerler awoke ferm der daem had he had. than he siad "hallo pones" and flialed hais hoeves erend tha berx hae was an maeking a ternado of pelm traes in hais berx. thais maed him feraet aboot his 5sed3me beckestry abooyt mum and alems. thon he say "r u reede to fun time wit da chaese wale and tha forset?" thaen a wave of sed creshed his fac whan seaying chaese maed hom tik aboot mum and he cri end cri entil his berx is water. so sed ;C

@EnzoAquila (one day I shall learn the dark arts of quoting, but just not today :/) After they crashed into the shop, a massive surge of electricity followed them, devastating everything within the shop. Jolted screams of agony filled the air for a few seconds, and then nothing. All signs of life within the shop just seemed to fade away. Maniacal laughter filled the air, as Darkly got back up "heheHAHAHA, HAAHAHAAHAHA!!!" His hooves lit up the ground around him, as electricity began to surge through them. "you seem to be having so much fun over there.... Having so much fun... BEING A COMPLETE BULLY!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! YOU AND YOUR TELEPORTATION!!!" Darkly grew silent, as his left hoof transformed into a terrifying syringe-like device with multiple different colored tubes surrounding the base of it. an abnormally large grin grew upon his face, as he said: "It certainly would be a shame if something were to happen to all of that magic. This is going to be quite FUN! I was just going to shock your world, but I guess you wanna do this the extra fun way... Well, you know what they say; the bigger the bully the more the spectra! hehe! its funny because you're going to DIE!!!" With his right hoof charged with electricity, he leaped with blinding speed at the stag. A flash of light illuminated the surrounding area, as Darkly lands a jab right on the stag's flabbergasted facial expression. This sent the stag flying through the glass panels of YET ANOTHER pasta shop, and straight into the cashier's counter, creating a large crater on the lower side of it. But wait a minute, after a more careful observation of the shop... it was actually a... PASTA FACTORY!!! *dun dun duuuun* "HEHEHEHEHE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAAAA, ISN'T GETTING HAMMERED TO THE GROUND BY PONIES WHO WANTED TO ALLY WITH YOU FUN?!?!?! Now, I was going to make this short and painless, but WHAT'S THE FUN IN THAT?" He continued moving towards the stag with his hoof-held spectra extractor now leading his next attack, getting closer and closer and closer...

@SpikusFyre derkerler niotices tha spikey ball. he piked it op on hois supr sencing robet thingy end thaen he send ELECTRIC et him. with full furryies tha electric bellset kill spikeball. tha keys of it flaw everwhare maeking everthiong esplode and catc to fire (haha git it? becase derkerler sacratly eppers in tha berk catcing fare shh, thas is supr secart). but thoin he flil his erms in tha ski and craet supr matix green numbars rain from ski. this maed all pant live in forset sed. than everythoing turn anto graen nombars and tha werld wes actoally the matix! wat a plet twist. m naght shemeleh wes ectally behond thois. derkerler new thois end tryed te escap throg gep in whole bet cloldnt end fell end fell to teh grend casing a messive ertqake making pants mer sed.

Derkerler is flying above arena and shoot boig farebill et madness for every reasen evar created "I MA ULTIMATE RULER OF ALL LAND"says derkerler ez he throws messive farebill at everything. then boom the forset is fire! AND EVeRYTHING BURN WITH FIRE AND LAVAS!!! derkerly telepert to all the oder ponie using supr haxxor skillz and kill all of everything! PEW PEW PEW BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!forset is burning and fire now. you new know. derkerler then eat cheese whale and bounce up end down becase he is ultimet reler of evarthing and supr amazing and he eat chaese and he liek chese and he also like kelling thang becuse of his mum dieing of a deth that is dieful and dieing and die.

@Randimaxis (maybe one day I will learn the magic voodoo wizardry of the quoting system, but then again, I'm no wizard. I'm an engineer :L) That drawing you did of me is absolutely wonderful . thankies

@Vampira Heart5493 (yep, im still trying to figure out how this quoting thingy works ) Oh mah gawsh, that is an amazing drawing you did of me. thanks ^.^.

@EnzoAquila His insanity began to materialize into pure hate, as he watched his inferno subside into plant life. "GRRRRRRR, THE STAG! THAT NO GOOD STAG IS RUINING MY BONFIRE WITH... NATURE!!!!" The ground around him lit up into a blinding neon yellow, as the tips of his hooves begin to explode with massive amounts of energy. The skull he was playing with disintegrates, as the electrical charges in his hooves continue to grow in size and strength. "YOOOOOUUUU!!! YOU JUST WALK IN HERE ALL FANCY, COMPLETELY RUINING MY BONFIRE! AND THEN YOU REPLACE IT ALL WITH NATURE!!! I MEAN WHO EVEN DOES THAT!?!? I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE GOING TO BE THIS MEAN WHEN I ORIGINALLY MET YOU! I BET YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE MARSHMALLOWS!!!" It sounded as if a thunderstorm drew closer with every second his hooves were surrounded by the electrical charges. “It’s a shame that it had to come to this. We could have had a nice laugh over a delightful company bonfire while watching Ennex try to find a way out of the little funhouse I had made just for him. I mean it even had a mirror maze. That is like the best part of any funhouse! Am I right? Getting lost and NEVER BEING ABLE TO FIND YOUR WAY BACK AS YOU CRY AND CRY BUT CAN NEVER BE HEARD… Oh, oh and let’s not forget about the extract… I mean the… umm… nope, there really isn’t any clever way of saying extraction chamber.” His voice became more boisterous, and robotic, as his animosity towards the stag grew. He began to fly up, as if his hatred only made him soar closer to the charred ceiling of the burning shop. “Well, maybe there is, BUT THAT’S BESIDE THE POINT! WHY DO I EVEN TRY WITH THIS ONE!?!?!? I MEAN YOU CLEARLY HAVE NO RESPECT FOR ME! YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST SAID HI TO ME INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT UP ATTACKING ME LIKE SOME KIND OF CRIMINAL!!! OR AT LEAST ASKED ME WHY I SPRAYED YOU WITH MARSHMALLOWS!!! Oh well… it’s too late now… I’ll have you know that this will be EXTREMELY PAINFUL!!! HAHAHAHA!!! YOU DISRESPECTFUL LITTLE RAT!!!!” When he hit the ceiling, he dove down and began his attack. With his wings outstretched, and his font left hoof leading the charge, he flew at the stag with the force and speed of a freight train at full speed. A wake of pure electricity and green flames trailed around him, completely decimating any form of life that the stag had imprinted inside and around the shop. A grin overtakes Darkly, as he closes in on the stag.

With his face now to the pavement, Darkly lay in defeat. He regained control from his AEM after the hard blow he had taken from Device. By the time he realized what had just happened, it was too late for him to contribute any more. Everything around him was a whirling inferno of green, as ponies living in the buildings that caught ablaze were trapped, scared, and dying. He felt nothing but apathy as he watched a couple of them in the pasta shop burn to death. "They could have been better served in one my experiments. Oh hey, is that pasta? I LOVE PASTA!!!" He thought to himself, as they cried for help. His mission here was simple: get the plans to his latest contraption back from Ennex. But, this was not going to be so simple for him, as he originally thought. It took him a stag and another cyberpony to realize the other potential problems he could run into along the way. Thinking about this just made him grin, and laugh maniacally. "Oh, this is going to be SOO much more fun then I had originally been planning it would be. I just wish I could have seen the start of this amazing bond fire. muhuhahaha... HAHAHHAH.. HUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" He stepped into the burning shop, where the skull of the original pasta shopkeeper lay, burnt to a crisp. He held the head of it in his hand, as he watched a whole entire block of manehattan burn to the ground... "Isn't it beautiful Mr.PastaShopkeeper? HEHEHEhEhehehe!!" He said to the skull of a once living pony, with no regard to life, or anything for that matter...

"...POWER AT 26.1%... PLEASE STAND BY... POWER AT 26.2%... PLEASE STAND BY... POWER AT 26.21%... NEARBY THREAT DETECTED... DEPLOYING FLAMETHROWER..." Then, the unholy mechanical monstrosity picked itself up, and transformed its laser cannon into some sort of flamethrower looking device. It was a different kind of flamethrower though, because it appeared to use a green energy as fuel, instead of the traditional gasoline that most normal flamethrowers use. He turned to Device, and sprayed her with an extremely hot barrage of green flames. Some of these flames had melted a hole in a nearby building, literally turning the concrete into a liquid state, as well as catching the whole building on fire. "POWER AT 10%... WARNING CRITICAL POWER LEVELS... DISABLING TARGETING SYSTEMS..."

@EnzoAquila The sheer force of this bomb knocks Darkly clear into the pavement. His coat and mane were now blown clear off of his body, unveiling an unnatural, terrifying robotic shell of a pony as he lay in what appeared to be a state of unconsciousness. Then, this... this unholy contraption began to twitch, as it picked itself back onto its feet. Its skin began to grow back in the places that it had originally been along Darkly's body. He began to speak to Enzo, as if this had just upset him: "Now, that wasn't very nice, now was it? I just wanted to cheer you up. I mean who doesn't like getting sprayed with warm marshmallows? And then I was going to ask you about that BLUE MEAN BULLY MEANIE PONY who stole my stuff. I mean he was pretty nice to me at first, buying my toys, giving me new friends to play with, and he even gave me marshmallows! but then he decided to STEAL MY PLANS, I mean how rude. And now, you're being mean. Bullies like you and Ennex should be... no... NO NOOOO" Then, Darkly started acting as if some overwhelming force was attempting to overtake him. He futilely tries to fight it back, smashing trash cans, bashing his head against the concrete, but it just seemed to be too strong. He eventually gave into it, and stopped trying to fight it back. His robotic eye started glowing an even brighter red as he succumbed to this force.Then, a robotic sounding monotone variant of his voice began to resonate the air: "EXTERMINATION PROTOCOL ENABLED... BEGINNING TERMINATION SEQUENCE.... TERMINATING THREAT... HEALTH AT 65%... SPECTRA LEVELS AT 48%... POWER AT 71%... ENABLING TARGETING SYSTEM WITH 71% POWER REMAINING... ENABLING LASER CANNON WITH 71% POWER REMAINING... INCREASING POWER TO ROBOTIC LIMBS..." In an instant, his insanity, his thoughts, his very being, all became replaced by the emotionless drone of a machine... his hoof began to transform into a laser cannon as he took aim at the stag, charging his cannon at full power. A beam of green energy illuminated the alleyway, and the sky above as he fired his cannon. The magnitude force of the laser had blown him straight off his feet. Then, that same robotic voice began to permeate the air: "POWER AT 25%... STANDING BY... POWER AT 26%... STANDING BY..."