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Randimaxis last won the day on June 9 2016

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About Randimaxis

  • Rank
    MOSTLY harmless.
  • Birthday 03/28/77

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

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  • Best Pony Race
    Changeling or Other

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  • Location
    United States, Georgia
  • Personal Motto
    It's only smoke & mirrors if you don't want to believe in the magic.
  • Interests
    Okay, the INTERESTS go here... good to know:

    Music of any kind, though I have a deep love of Classic Rock & Golden Oldies!

    Video games, specifically RPGs and FPSs. If you don't know the acronyms, it's okay - ask, and I'll explain.

    Writing, which I do from time to time; there's a taste of it on my DeviantArt page - but you don't have to read it; I'll still be your friend. }:>

    Cartoons, particularly ones from the 1980's - 1990's, where my childhood took place. I miss Saturday mornings...

    Very random humor: Why is an orange? A bicycle, because a vest has no sleeves. If you get that joke, you're okay by me - if not, it's fine; I got a million of 'em.

    My wife & children, which is always a good thing for a father & husband to have an interest in!

    Discordianism, because five tons of flax. Ask at own risk.

    Conventions, where the geek elite meet to beat feet upon the street & sometimes compete in complete harmony. It's neat!

    RolePlaying - A story that is woven from many different characters (and people) can be an incredibly beautiful tapestry.

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    Roleplay World Team Lead, Community Moderator & Chaos Consultant
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    1. CypherHoof


      got nobody to hold right now, but if I did, I would :D

  2. I can tell you TWO things for certain: One: I've got an alicorn Rarity, a Derpy with NOT-crossed eyes, and the magical Derplestia from buying the Chinese knockoffs; you never know for certain what you're going to get. Two: The prices are unbelievably cheap - and the three mistakes above are out of the 20+ plushies I've purchased; your chances of getting something worth your cash are actually rather good. Plus, I LOVE my Discord plushie... which I got for a whopping $15. I say go for it!
  3. Your turns!
  4. "WON-derful!!!!!" He jumped up and clapped his claw/paws together giddily. He reached into a pocket that couldn't possibly have been there, and produced a catalog; one could tell it was a catalog because it meowed as he opened it and began flipping through pages. "Oh, what FUN this will be! And with the two of you here, why, I'll be a better ME in NO TIME FLAT!" With that, a single page of the catalog fell out, floating gently to the ground. On it was a picture of a clock whose hands were spinning wildly in opposite directions. Paying absolutely no mind to it, he drew both Applejack and Twilight in close for a good look inside the pages of the rather odd catalog... Inside, there were multiple images of Discord... but each and every one was done up differently; no two were alike, and each had their own features. It would have been far easier to get a better look at the styles, but Discord was flipping the pages so fast, fine details were lost in the flurry of pages. In fact, it was almost as if the various draconequui were in a flip book, dancing back and forth - even with each other! "Now, we have SO many choices to make, so much to try, so much to DO! I would very much appreciate if the two of you would tell me: which one of these looks appealing to you? Taller? Shorter? Longer mane? Shorter mane? More teeth? LESS teeth? NO TEETH? Purple? Green? Fluorescent clear?" As fast as the pages were riffling, there was no way to tell what looks he was getting these ideas from... but just as quickly, he suddenly gasped and let go of the catalog, which hit the floor, used its front cover to clean itself, then simply walked away on its' four corners, a small mew as it left the room. Discord turned to the two of them and grew an actual kind smile. "You know, Fluttershy has been teaching me a great number of things about how friends should respect each others' opinions - and far be it for me to not trust her judgment, eh? So, I suppose that would be as good a place as any to try to get a start on this project! So, my DEAR friends," his smile widened, "might YOU two have some ideas that I could incorporate into my new look? Come come, don't be modest... I'm open to suggestions here, and I'm looking forward to hearing what the two of you think would make me a better me!" He then stepped back and sat calmly in mid-air. "If you would, please?"
  5. Sure, I'll bite... why not? This INCREDIBLE artwork was done by RaphLuna, a very talented artist!
  6. So the phone rings, and it's the SAME DAMN TELEMARKETER that we've been dealing with for the past 6 months... so, I decided I'd had enough.  Transcript as follows, as best as I can recall:

    Me: Helloooo?

    TM: Ah, hello sir - how are you toady?

    Me: *hesitantly* I'm goooooood...

    TM:  That is good to hear, sir; according to our database, it appears that your computer is infected with a virus that we have been monitoring for some time; we can-

    Me: *bright and pleasantly*  WAIT!  let me guess... your company ONLY wants to help me, and they want to do so by selling me the cure for this so-called virus, which - to be honest - I'm fairly certain you folks put in there in the first place!  Now, I could always go to a friend of mine who works on computers, and if HE finds that your "company" are the ones responsible for this supposed "virus", I could always get in touch with both the police AND a lawyer... but instead, I'll bite; exactly WHAT is it that you have to offer me to try to separate me from my money?  Hmm?  Tell me, please, what is it?????

    TM:  *a three second silence, then*  Well, FUCK you.

    Me:  Thank you very much!

    TM:  >click<

    ... so yeah, GREAT day!  :umad:

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    2. Vulon Bii

      Vulon Bii

      I too have trolled telemarketers, but I think I've scarred them for life with what I said.

    3. Mesme Rize
    4. ShadowDash13


      I love this! Typically I just say I don't speak English in Japanese until they hang up, but this reply was pure genius!

  7. Mega Thread

  8. Three words: FLUFFLEPUFF. CHANGELING. ARMADA. ... quiver in the realization.
  9. Eeyup, circa last year.
  10. staff

    Um... that's MY job. In fact, just to let you know, I've already tagged you secretly during one of my past lurks... so turn into whomever you wish; I'LL know. I'll ALWAYS know...
  11. From my 12 year old son:

    What do clouds put on when it rains?








  12. B is the letter of the day, brought to you by the number 4. 

    1. Randimaxis





    2. Amys-pmvs



  13. ... lurk, lurk, lurk... *leaves you a letter to go with your number* ... lurk, lurk, lurk...