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About Randimaxis

  • Rank
    MOSTLY harmless.
  • Birthday 03/28/1977

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

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    Changeling or Other

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  • Gender
  • Location
    United States, Georgia
  • Personal Motto
    It's only smoke & mirrors if you don't want to believe in the magic.
  • Interests
    Okay, the INTERESTS go here... good to know:

    Music of any kind, though I have a deep love of Classic Rock & Golden Oldies!

    Video games, specifically RPGs and FPSs. If you don't know the acronyms, it's okay - ask, and I'll explain.

    Writing, which I do from time to time; there's a taste of it on my DeviantArt page - but you don't have to read it; I'll still be your friend. }:>

    Cartoons, particularly ones from the 1980's - 1990's, where my childhood took place. I miss Saturday mornings...

    Very random humor: Why is an orange? A bicycle, because a vest has no sleeves. If you get that joke, you're okay by me - if not, it's fine; I got a million of 'em.

    My wife & children, which is always a good thing for a father & husband to have an interest in!

    Discordianism, because five tons of flax. Ask at own risk.

    Conventions, where the geek elite meet to beat feet upon the street & sometimes compete in complete harmony. It's neat!

    RolePlaying - A story that is woven from many different characters (and people) can be an incredibly beautiful tapestry.

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    Roleplay World Team Lead, Community Moderator & Chaos Consultant
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  1. Randimaxis

    Searching Mechquestria: System Reboot

    *chuckle* As big as my posts are? I wouldn't do a post any justice. However, do know that I'm planning out a response already - so I'm gonna be ready when I can.
  2. Randimaxis

    Searching Mechquestria: System Reboot

    Currently trying to get my monitor replaced, which is why no reply yet. When that's done, I'm gonna reply.
  3. Unfortunately, still no monitor... and there's no way I can reply the way I do by phone. But I'm still gonna post as soon as I get my stuff up to snuff.
  4. Monitor fragged; writing this by phone.  Will take time to reply, as I'm trying to get my Simarilion fixed... 

    My soliloquy...

    MY S I T U A T I O N. 

    ... forking auto-correct... 

    1. Blitz Boom

      Blitz Boom

      Sorry to hear your monitor is messing up mate. :(

    2. The_Gobo


      That sucks, Randi D:
      I hope your books and writings are okay with your situation T3T


  5. I know I've been somewhat absent as of late...

    My sincerest apologies to you all.  Life has been busy as of late, and I haven't had much time for the internet PERIOD.

    (Yeah, DAYS without it - freaky, right?)

    1. Snow


      Hope everything is under control mate, take care of yourself~

    2. Blitz Boom

      Blitz Boom

      Take care of yourself first and foremost Randi. :) We'll still be here when everything is settled and you have some time to breathe, so don't stress out about it.

    3. The_Gobo


      No need to apologize, life comes first :D


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    1. The_Gobo



      He's a mir-i-cle!


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    1. Snow


      Yuss, loved those movies

  8. Randimaxis

    General What do you want to do RIGHT NOW.

    ... ... ... does disappear count?
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    1. Califorum


      Being consumed by the darkness is also, Mandatory

      Image result for pony of shadows

  10. Randimaxis

    Post a random song lyric

    You know that I've seen too many romantic dreams up in lights, fallin' off the Silver Screen... My heart's like an open book for the whole world to read... sometimes nothin'... keeps me together at the seams.
  11. Randimaxis

    Your reaction if Poniverse shut down.

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  12. Randimaxis

    The Geography Game

    Nova Scotia
  13. Randimaxis


    No problem; we'll work with ya. Lumi's safe & sound - no deletion.
  14. Randimaxis

    Open [RP] The Blackwater Quarry

    Jasper shrugged. "Well or not, it's my competition... far be it for me to do anything but garner attention." With this, the scraggly stallion turned to his zebra companion. "Kho, would you say that there might be others under my employ who could find a bit or several for these fine ladies? I certainly believe my facilities would offer a number of opportunities for you two," he motioned to the oracles, "to turn quite a hefty profit; I would be more than delighted to show you the way, or perhaps you might wish-" "Cragg." Jasper went stock still for a moment, his eyes gave only the quickest glint of fear... only to be replaced by cool, collected calm as he turned around to address the owner of the voice. "Luther Blackwater." The elder Blackwater was standing at his full height, towering over the thin and wiry Cragg in every possible physical way. The normally dour look on his muzzle was now downright harsh; it appeared as if he were about two steps from stomping Jasper flat. Khosan stood close by Jasper's side, but even the muscular zebra seemed somewhat hesitant to engage the head of the Blackwater Mines. "WHY are you here?" Jasper smiled. "A little help for a pony in need, found during my travels - unfortunately, your place here was closer than mine; otherwise, I'd have taken him to the better location." Luther's jaw clenched and ground as he stared at his competitor. "This is done now?" Jasper, unafraid, leaned up to (almost) meet Luther eye-to-eye. "Let me guess... you're just waiting for the word to toss me out on my flank, aren't you? You never were one for subtlety, Luther - one reason why you're a terrible executive, and this place will never know the kind of profits you COULD be making. You made it quite clear all those years ago that you aren't interested in a profit - which, by my call, makes you insane - and when you fired me, it only proved that you needed someone to push you, to make you WANT to make more investments and sales." Luther glared daggers at him. "You wanted profits for unsafe work. I REFUSE to do that." Jasper sighed. "Yes, yes... I get that. I got it then, and I get it now. You keep thinking I never learned my lesson... yet, at the same time, you've never given me any form of a second chance, so there's no way to tell if I've changed or not. And to you? NOTHING ever changes." The two stood there, staring each other down. "Zmnuhnzs." "... Chuck. List. Nice, eh... nice ta meetcha. Dere. Right dere, in dis place. H-here." Chuck KNEW he sounded like an idiot... but her coat, her dress, her mane... she was lovely - they both were - and Chuck was stuck between trying to be suave, and trying NOT to be a doofus. "... hiya." Being suave was overrated, anyway. Silver charged her way up the path that led to the Blackwater Manor, then cut right and dashed through some foliage towards where she knew the best view in the whole quarry was, other than Luther's balcony, of course... She kept an eye on Blitz, making sure the little filly was undisturbed from her position as she made her way through the tangled, thick scrub brush bushes & small trees that ringed the mountaintop. Keeping in mind where she stepped, she eventually burst through some overgrown hedges to land her four hooves in Blackwater Ridge, the family cemetery. She hauled herself and her precious cargo up on top of one of the crypts (The plaque reading, "Bloat Black - Beloved Talespinner"), and floated Blitz's crate up to her side. She opened it, searching for what her mind had told her might be just the thing to wake such a filly as this... Silver was going to put on her first fireworks show... at least, that was the plan. She figured that the sound of fireworks and explosions would be just the thing Blitz needed to wake up properly, and was determined that she was going to do her very best to take care of this little ball of fire. She simply hoped Luther wouldn't have any issues with fireworks going off here at the quarry... Vylia's pride swelled up so much, Carnelian could almost taste it. "Oh, well - the preciousness of it all was enough to send me into tears at the slightest mention, it was SO wonderful to see him growing up, all his adorable little outfits... including... OH!" Vylia turned to her guest with such velocity, her wings ruffled. "You know... I have just the CUTEST outfit for him to wear, and he's never really had a chance to show off his suits - especially his little sailor suit, OH! it's adorable beyond belief!" The door opened carefully, and Dax, looking innocent as happy-go-lucky, leaned his head inside. "Mother? Are you here?" "Daxter! My little cloudburst, I have a job for you!" Dax came in, with some sort of clothing wrapped in plastic on his back. "Mother, I hate to bother you while you entertain company," he bowed to Carnelian, "please forgive me," and turned back to Vylia, "but I was going through one of the older storage rooms to find my old telescope, to show to Master Key... but I came across this instead, shoved to the very back of the pile." He reached back and brought forth the covered item. For a split second, a flap came loose long enough to show a flash of navy blue, the tip of a red ribbon, the striped cup of a pair of hoofsocks... the outfit Dax had mentioned, undoubtedly. If the few glimpses of what was in store for the Blackwater brat were any indicator, Key would be getting his revenge soon enough. And it would be a DOOZY. "Daxter, go and fetch your brother, this instant! If that outfit is the one I think it is... then you, Carnelian dearie, are in for SUCH a treat!" Dax simply smiled pleasantly at Key. There was an occasional passerby, including a mare with a small filly on her back & levitating a crate... otherwise, she was rather safe. For the moment, anyway.