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About Randimaxis

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    MOSTLY harmless.
  • Birthday 03/28/1977

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

  • Best Pony
  • Best Anthropomorphic FiM Race
  • Best Princess
    The eloquent & tempestuous Luna
  • Best Mane Character
    ... um... F-Fluttershy... if th-that's okay...
  • Best CMC
  • Best Secondary/Recurring Character
    Discord (duh.)
  • Best Episode
    Swarm Of The Century; Lesson Zero; Keep Calm & Flutter On; Power Ponies; Filli Vanilli; Slice Of Life; Do Princesses Dream Of Magic Sheep?; Crusaders Of The Lost Mark; The Gift Of The Maud Pie; Dungeons & Discords; A Royal Problem; Discordant Harmony; Road To Friendship; She Talks To Angel
  • Best Song
    A Glass Of Water
  • Best Season

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  • Gender
  • Location
    United States, Georgia
  • Personal Motto
    It's only smoke & mirrors if you don't want to believe in the magic.
  • Interests
    Okay, the INTERESTS go here... good to know:

    Music of any kind, though I have a deep love of Classic Rock & Golden Oldies!

    Video games, specifically RPGs and FPSs. If you don't know the acronyms, it's okay - ask, and I'll explain.

    Writing, which I do from time to time; there's a taste of it on my DeviantArt page - but you don't have to read it; I'll still be your friend. }:>

    Cartoons, particularly ones from the 1980's - 1990's, where my childhood took place. I miss Saturday mornings...

    Very random humor: Why is an orange? A bicycle, because a vest has no sleeves. If you get that joke, you're okay by me - if not, it's fine; I got a million of 'em.

    My children, which is always a good thing for a father to have an interest in!

    Discordianism, because five tons of flax. Ask at own risk.

    Conventions, where the geek elite meet to beat feet upon the street & sometimes compete in complete harmony. It's neat!

    RolePlaying - A story that is woven from many different characters (and people) can be an incredibly beautiful tapestry.

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    Roleplay World Team Lead, Community Moderator & Chaos Consultant
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  1. Pleasant fetal transmogrification day!

    1. Truffles


      LOL, thanks very much!

  2. I had a wonderful, problem-free school life, and was never bullied.
  3. I have been roleplaying in some capacity since I was 9 years old... for reference, that was in 1987.
  4. Okay, then... you asked for it: Part One: (L to R): Ingles shoppers card, 99X Card (a local defunct radio station), COG coin, The Network ID card (Illuminati), GameStop Power Up card, Books A Million card, barber's business card, UFOs card (Illuminati), Blockbuster Rewards card (I'm OLD), handmade business card for my LARP character, tow truck card, YOU MATTER (found at DragonCon), Denny's hiring card, Maurice's BBQ order card (delicious mustard-based BBQ sauce), VORTEX International (LARP business card), Morty Adventure Card (one more stamp!), TITAN games & comics card (defunct comic store VIP card), Heavy Metal The Movie promo card, fake check for a million bucks (from a long gone friend), American Pizzaria frequent pier card... oh, and a toothpick. Part Two: (L to R): My lil' precious ones as behbehz, my son's first pic w/Santa, small note from my father about when I was born (for my birthday one year), actual Two-Face coin (other side is scarred), my son Jack as a wee thing, my wife's senior HS pic, my Mom's handwriting [God will make a way] (RIP 2004), my old license (2003) w/little love note from my daughter Bitty, my Mom's last license Part Three: [Movie ticket stubs from a number of years] (L to R): South Park BL&U (x 2), Spider Man (Tobey McG), Shallow Hal, X-Men (Singer), Bicentennial Man, Batman Forever, Small Soldiers, Mission Impossible 2, Battlefield Earth, Titanic, Star Wars: AotC, Man Of Steel 3D, Big Momma's House, Zootopia, Sixth Sense, Scary Movie 2, Godzilla: KotM, The Animal, How High, Star Wars: TPM, Titan A.E., Dogma, Blade 2, Waterboy, Evolution, My Little Pony The Movie, Star Trek (2009), Powerpuff Girls Movie, House On Haunted Hill, Toy Story, Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, ticket stub from KoRn-Kid Rock-Metallica concert I have a BIG wallet, y'all... and many memories inside it. <3
  5. March 28th, here. I share that day with Nick Frost & Lady Gaga.
  6. 2 AM.

    MY DEMONS:  Ohhhh, your family doesnt want you anymore...

    MY ANGELS:  No no, they love me; I'm going through a lot right now, but they still love me - they just want to see me better, is all.

    MY DEMONS:  Well, what about your job situation?  How are you going to eat without any money?

    MY ANGELS:  Actually, I'm starting a new job soon, so that's not really an issue anymore.

    MY DEMONS:  Okay then, what about your friends?  You never start messages to them; they all think you've abandoned them...

    MY ANGELS:  No, that's not true - they may wonder about me, but they also know I'm very scatterbrained, and if they communicate, I'll always treat them like we just talked yesterday.

    MY DEMONS:  Fine - what about your hobbies?  They've fallen behind you...

    MY ANGELS:  No, some are on pause, is all; I haven't forgotten them.

    MY DEMONS:  Alright, what about-


    MY DEMONS: ...

    MY ANGELS:  ...

    MY CRAZY:  Hey... why are Smurfs blue?

    ME:  *sobbing uncontrollably*

    1. Sparklefan1234



      @Randimaxis We have similar thoughts, BFFFF. :wau:



       Hey... why are Smurfs blue?


    2. Fhaolan


      They're blue because of unusually high concentrations of silver nitrate (also known a lunar caustic) in the soil around their village. ;)

  7. It's always darkest right before you open your eyes.

  8. How many cups could Trixie teacup if a Trixie could cup tea?

    1. Lord Valtasar

      Lord Valtasar

      at least tea cups, easily

  9. @Illiad Easle "I'm, um, heading back to the manor now, before anything else happens." As she stepped away towards the front gates, Mystic could still feel eyes watching her... though whether a good or bad thing, she had no way of knowing. Maybe if she came across Dax - or perhaps one of the other Blackwaters - she might be able to ask about the stallions in her drawing; Dax would probably know best, but there was always a chance she'd be able to get some information from someone else as well. Still, it was most certainly getting late, and after such an experience, some rest might be just what the doctor ordered? The statue was... taller than she expected. It looked to be almost a story tall, and depicted... somepony... with wings outstretched. What's more, it wasn't the only one here; there seemed to be another one, situated across from this one, and it too was covered in vines and growth. With a bit of clearing, Bloom began to notice little details about the statue, such as how the marble it was made from was so very smooth, and parts of it almost looked alive. Of course, with the encounter she'd had earlier, it was a bit unnerving to say the least. But as the rest of the foliage began to join the pile she was making, she made out what appeared to be a long and flowing mane, a very regal pose, and... a horn? Now she was beginning to see it; this wasn't a Blackwater - this was Princess Luna! It was a simply marvellous sculpture; it captured her essence exceedingly well, and was quite breathtaking to behold. Not only that, but it was quite well-preserved, for having been outside for... well, from the vines, perhaps a very, very long time? The ghost smiled sweetly, then motioned towards the direction of the quarry, an excited look growing on his own muzzle. He grinned and waved to her as she ran off, his visage slowly fading as she left his company. As soon as the graveyard was empty of living souls, the fog faded from view; tonight's mysteries here were done, but they were only the first in what was to be a rather interesting set of events to come... as the ponies of the Blackwater Quarry would soon discover. Pansy looked at him with pity in her eyes. "Well, if you will pardon me for saying, I believe you should use whatever Life gives you, and cherish who you are - regardless of what others say. Of course," she added with a sheepish expression, "I'm not one with much room to talk, I suppose; working for Mister Cragg isn't exactly my best choice, but..." She sighed. "... it's the only one he'll give me." Pansy looked somewhat pleased at her padding work, and spoke softly to him. "Right - now that we've worked around the issue, let's get this harness settled." She worked the straps carefully, and secured it tightly enough to hold, but loose enough not to hurt Clod. Once that was done, she used a pulley and rope to lift the crate, then gently brought it down onto him and secured the harness. "There. Now you should have no issues with your delivery. Thank you for your help, Mister Hopper... and thank you for trusting me with your secret - I promise, I won't tell a soul." Vylia steepled her hooves and looked at him for quite a moment... then, with a smooth smile, she gestured with a hoof out from the balcony, towards the quarry itself. "THIS, Mister Golddust, is a legacy - one that others can be very critical and jealous of. I wouldn't put it past some out there who might be inclined to try to make a side-profit from all the hard work my husband and his miners do; your words have some merit to them, I'll admit... and frankly, I would say it's quite the time to maybe investigate such a thing." She then took up her cup of tea and daintily sipped at it. "Very well - if you''re so very invested in the idea of such an embezzlement, then by all means, I invite you to stay with us while you bring the culprit forward; you seem practically convinced that such shenanigans are going on, so I'll hold you to that." NOW, her smile grew wide. "I shall give you ONE WEEK to discover whom is stealing from us, and expose their activities - with proper proof, of course. Do this, and I shall personally guarantee you a place here at the quarry..." She then sat back on her chaise. "HOWEVER... if a week passes, and you should FAIL to find this 'embezzler', then I shall take it as a PERSONAL offense to my husband's company, and not only will I have you removed from this place... but I shall make certain you never work with numbers again within the borders of Equestria." She sipped at her tea again. "But since you're so convinced, it shouldn't be an issue, yes?" Dax nodded. "Yeah, Silver - what was stolen?" The mare was practcally hysterical AND on the verge of tears. "My blueprints! They took my blueprints, and... and they stole Blitz's wings!" Silver began to shed tears as she sat down in her doorway and shuddered. "All my hard work... all HER hard work... gone... just g-gone..." Dax was in shock for a moment... then, his muzzle grew as stern as his father's was. "Ziggy, would you be so kind as to stay with Silver while I go tell Chuck about this?"
  10. Pitch clapped his hooves and pointed to the tip of his snout; she'd gotten it 'on the nose', apparently! He then threw his forelegs out to the sides, mimicking a big explosion, his muzzle nothing but a huge smile as his eyes looked extremely excited. He then pointed behind him at his tombstone, and patted the dirt right in front of it, as if telling her exactly where to put it. Then, his smile turning a bit less manic and a bit more gentle, he then pointed his hoof at Blitz, then motioned like pages turning... and nodded at her. The statue stopped, and ground its' head over its' shoulder to look at her again. It nodded slowly, then walked over to the pedestal it had come down from and climbed back onto it, taking the same pose as before... then, nothing more. The statuary garden in question was only a short trek from Blackwater Ridge, but the path there would either be back to the manor then out to the garden... or a return to the mountainside path they'd taken in getting here. Mystic wouldn't have liked it, no... but the statue had interacted with Love Bloom; maybe this was her particular mission? But should she go it alone? It was as good a guess as any... because the possibility that all three of them were experiencing ghostly phenomenon was highly unlikely... or it meant that something BIG was in the works, and involved ghosts. And if the drawing she'd made was any indicator... This may be something that could potentially be a bit dangerous, mayhaps? Pansy looked at them for a moment, then spoke in a soft and careful voice. "Mister Hopper... may I ask what happened, or... o-or would you prefer to not speak about it? Because these... these poor, poor wings..." She looked at him solidly. "You poor fellow. I have never seen wings so atroph-... umm, so very bad off. This..." She searched his muzzle for a moment, then asked quite honestly, "How can I help? I'd be happy to do whatever you think needs to be done here, but to see your poor wings in such a state... oh, it breaks my heart." She turned and went towards one of the other carts and began to pick and pull at the padding for the harness, until eventually she had a good, sizeable chunk of the soft lining. She then came to him and set it down beween them. "If you like, Mister Hopper, I would find it an honour to help you out, here - if you allow it, I could put this padding around them, which could certainly help keep them from hurting you as you haul things around...it would probably do them some good, honestly." She looked into his muzzle with a soft smile. "It seems like it was hard for you to tell me about that; thank you for sharing it with me - I'm glad you did." @Blitz Boom (Because Ziggy might be there.) The scream had definitely come from Shed #7... which was right across Shed Row from Doc Zinger's clinic. Silver's shed had the doorway open, and an utterly shocked, stunned and weeping Silver Studs stood at the threshhold, bawling her eyes out. As Dax came barrelling down the hill towards Shed Row, he doubled his pace as he saw the state she was in. "Silver!? What... what happened?" She looked up at him and, with a sob in her voice, she simply said, "I've been ROBBED!"
  11. Okay - Life has had me a bit busy... but within the next day or two, I'm replying. @Loud Opinion, if you can't get to it, I can respond to you in the next round.
  12. It was fairly decent... but that vest seems to be a Freddy Mercury fan, i.e. 'it wants to break free'. I know nothing about the actual process of digital animation, but I know that what I saw was pretty good.