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You are more than welcome to try top this speech from a certain fan fiction. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheReasonYouSuckSpeech

 

“These precious memories destroy the lies you have built to shield your conscience!” Celestia boomed, her entire body burning with power. “This Is Unity! This Is Love! THIS IS HARMONY!”

 

Below her the image of the solar tyrant had swollen to fill the entire surface of the lake, glaring balefully up at her.

 

There can be no peace, no compromise, no accord between Us and Them. You have seen his memories, how they poisoned their world, incited violence and murder, turned our own ponies against us!’

 

“And you have done just the same, or even worse!” Celestia roared back down, the reflection rippling at the force of her shout. “You have corrupted your Equestria, tainted the souls of precious ponies with cruelty and malice, and drawn two realities into a war of endless death and atrocity! Harmony, true harmony, transcends species and worlds – it is the finding of common ground despite differences, the nurturing of love between all! You would create a desolation and name it Peace!”

 

The Tyrant moved to retort, when the surface of the lake on which her image was cast exploded in a mountain of foam. Celestia’s armor, called from where it had fallen in the her crash, roared out of the depths and flew to its mistress. Golden plate, bucklers, pauldrons and mail all wrapped around her as the warrior princess readied herself for the fight once more, head bowed and gaze turned inward. Finally a last fragment of gold shot out from the lake, a familiar crown set with a single amethyst gem. As its weight settled once again on her brow Celestia opened her eyes, which now glared down at her other self with a quiet focus.

 

“I will not allow some Tyrant rule with an iron hoof,” she said, in what was almost a whisper.

 

The air wavered from intense heat. On the shore of the lake, a bush burst into flames, sparks and embers spreading the blaze to nearby trees.

 

“I will not allow an entire species to die quietly and fade into the darkness.”

 

The entire lake was boiling. The forest around it was being swallowed in the growing conflagration.

 

“I will not stand to see the rape of innocence and innocents alike, of the peaceful being forced to take up bloody arms, and the grotesque being violated in mind, body and soul!”

 

The Tyrant glared back at her, her face roiling like some ghostly image on the turbulent surface of the lake.

 

“Equestria, all of Equus, will rise against you! We will fight.”

 

Celestia's wings snapped open in a battle-stance, leaving her suspended in the air by magic alone.

 

“We will turn this darkness away, and come to the rescue of all you have subjugated, Pony and Human, Earthborn and Equestrian alike.”

 

Her entire body filled with a gold light.

 

“We will cast you down, and cast you out!”

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Does the attempt have to be in the same situation? Or a new one entirely?

 

It's a quote from a fan fiction called The Conversion Bureau: The Other Side of the Spectrum 

Edited by Bendy

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Meh, I'll just go.

 

The Enemy smiled as it sat down, and stared at the Celestia. "You want peace? Harmony is a lie. There are always imperfections in the system. As for blood and war. Some creatures are blessed not to experience it, others stop their griping and move on. I do not wish to impose, but impose I shall if you want war over... More peaceable solutions.

 

War is death, death is passage onto what's next." The enemy paused. "You know of a great scholar? I believe her name was Twilight Sparkle? She is not a warrior, but she has defeated your enemies for you, and has killed them in some cases. Bravo! You turned innocence into a machine of destruction. You are light? But your actions prove a soul of selfishness!"

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Meh, I'll just go.

 

The Enemy smiled as it sat down, and stared at the Celestia. "You want peace? Harmony is a lie. There are always imperfections in the system. As for blood and war. Some creatures are blessed not to experience it, others stop their griping and move on. I do not wish to impose, but impose I shall if you want war over... More peaceable solutions.

 

War is death, death is passage onto what's next." The enemy paused. "You know of a great scholar? I believe her name was Twilight Sparkle? She is not a warrior, but she has defeated your enemies for you, and has killed them in some cases. Bravo! You turned innocence into a machine of destruction. You are light? But your actions prove a soul of selfishness!"

 

 

So xenocide/enslavement is perfectly justifiable just as long as you have better living conditions than some dirty non pony scum?     

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@@Bendy,

 

Question, would you want Celestia to rule over you? To command you at a whim? Genocide is avoidable. Who side death was wanted? Enslaving ponies? Meh. I'd have no use. They're too cute and we'd be easily overthrown. I leave all the deciding upon others. Simplifies my life.

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