Life in Canterlot

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Splinter was sitting on the Bench when he noticed it was Friday.And it was 4:25.Splinter's Eyes opened Wide as he Rushed to the Field.He saw Many Other Stallions in Red Ponyball Uniforms.With Bulky Helmets,Shoulder and Knee Pads as hard as rocks.And a Giant Plate of Armor in the Middle that Was almost as Strong as metal.''Maybe this wasn't such a good Idea.'' Whispered Splinter As Sweat Dripped down his Neck.The Coach noticed Splinter and walked up to him.''So,Your the new Player Splinter Right?'' Asked the Coach as Stepping in front of Splinter.''Yes,I am.'' Said Splinter in a Weak Voice as his Whole Body Began to have Goosebumps.''We better get you in The Uniform,Son.Practice Starts in 10 minutes.Go into the Locker Room and take the Uniform'' Said the Coach as handing Splinter everything the Other Players of the team were wearing.Splinter then Shook his head and Smiled.Then walked into the Locker room and Began to put the Gear On.When he was Done Putting Everything on,He kept Falling on the floor due to the Weight of all the Body Protection.''Time to Get on the Field.'' Said Splinter as walking out into the Field.The Coach was getting the Other Players ready on another Side while Splinter was the Only one on the Opposite Side of the Field.''We do this for all the New Players Splinter.All you have to do is grab the ball and mash your way through the Players.Simple Right?'' Said The Coach as Blowing a Whistle.And the Players were all Charging at Splinter.Splinter had the Ball and was Panicking At a Maximum Level.''Oh Lord...'' Said Splinter as the Players were only a Foot Away.Splinter's Face Got Red,His Wings were Filled with Adrenaline.And his Hooves wanted to Crush Something.All at once Splinter Aimed his head at the Crowd of Players and Knocked them down to the Floor with his head.He was Half Way Across The Field.Then made it to the other side of the Field.He Flew around with Joy as the Coach and All the Other Players Stared at him with Shock.

Edited May 7, 2012 by Calirolls

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Jade and Lovely arrived at the magic studies building. "Well, here we are. It was nice meeting you, Lovely". Jade said, and smiled.

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The Coach stared at Splinter in Shock.Splinter noticed the Coach's face.''Did I do something wrong Coach?'' Asked Splinter as walking up to the Coach.''That..was...AMAZING!Never in my Coaching years have I seen a Player with such inner rage and Potential! You just wiped out every single one of the Players! It was Amazing son... Your going to be our Quarterback...Got that?'' Said the Coach as patting Splinter on the back.''Okay Coach...'' Said Splinter as returning to the field.He smiled and Got back to practice.

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(OOC: well, i take it classes are almost going to start. i hope this post is ok.)

 

Wishful Comet woke up on the first day of her classes. She'd missed the welcoming party but she didn't care. She hated parties anyway. She looked at her alarm clock and then she jumped out of bed, if she was late for her class and her parents found out, she'd be in deep trouble. She hurriedly grabbed her books and bolted out of the door and to her first class.

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Lovely looked nervous, "my brother took it in his first year and came top of his class. My parents expect the same thing from me." Lovely frowned. Lovely and Jade reached the building, "it was nice meeting you too." Lovely smiled as Jade walked away. Lovely nervously entered her classroom.

 

Eris rose his eyebrow in interest, "I see. Quite the scary girl." Eris laughed to himself. Suddenly an alarm began beeping from Eris' watch. Eris checked it and sighed. "Ponyball practice for the first years is going on and the coach wants me to check out this new player. Apparently he's really something. I'll catch up with you later alright?" Eris kissed Schwartz lightly on the lips and galloped off.

 

Cherished rolled her eyes and scoffed. "My story? I've always been fabulous and adored by all. Isn't it obvious? And I'm not being nice, I'm just helping you out to get close to Eris. So don't get the wrong idea. I don't waste my time with small timers like you." Cherished flipper her man back and smirked.

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Lovely looked nervous, "my brother took it in his first year and came top of his class. My parents expect the same thing from me." Lovely frowned. Lovely and Jade reached the building, "it was nice meeting you too." Lovely smiled as Jade walked away. Lovely nervously entered her classroom.

 

Eris rose his eyebrow in interest, "I see. Quite the scary girl." Eris laughed to himself. Suddenly an alarm began beeping from Eris' watch. Eris checked it and sighed. "Ponyball practice for the first years is going on and the coach wants me to check out this new player. Apparently he's really something. I'll catch up with you later alright?" Eris kissed Schwartz lightly on the lips and galloped off.

 

Cherished rolled her eyes and scoffed. "My story? I've always been fabulous and adored by all. Isn't it obvious? And I'm not being nice, I'm just helping you out to get close to Eris. So don't get the wrong idea. I don't waste my time with small timers like you." Cherished flipper her man back and smirked.

 

"See you later."

*Schwartz said as she watched Eris go. Luna ruffled Schwartz's mane.*

"That went well.*

"She said.*

"I guess so." *Schwartz said quietly.*

"Is something wrong?"

*Luna asked worrying about her daughter.*

"Nothing. Everything is fine mom."

*Schwartz said with a smile.*

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Six stoppedand looked at Cherished, he couldn't understand this mare at all. But if there was one thing, he hated being used, "If that's the case then ah have no interest in walkin with ya. Ah don't care much in bein used and this qualifies fer it. And flirtin with every colt ya see don't qualify fer bein adored. Now if ya excuse me this small timer has a class ta get to". and with that, he walked off toward the building, hoping she wouldn't stop him.

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Jade trotted along through the hallway until he spotted a clock on the wall. "Oh crap, I'm late!" he exclaimed and took off into a gallop towards his first class.

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Eris arrived to the ponyball field. Eris rolled his eyes as he saw the coach 'fan-boy' over this new player. Eris wandered over to see Splinter and cringed in disgust. "Hey Wingboner." Eris said sneaking up behind Splinter, "I heard you got game. And I'm not talking about game with the ladies, which you clearly lack." The other ponyball members gasped. Eris was the mvp every year for the academy, a school legend.

 

Lovely got to her class and sat down next to Wishful Comet. "Hello, I'm Lovely." Lovely said as she unpacked her saddlebag. "I'm so nervous for this class. Shapeshifiting, isn't usually what ponies my age take." Lovely was sweating a little from nervousness, "why are you uhm- taking this class?"

 

Cherished began laughing loudly. Surrounding students starred awkwardly at Six and Cherished. "Oh! I'm so heart-broken!" Cherished shouted as Six walked away. Cherished huffed and turned bumping into Winter, "woah! Watch it freak! I'm walking here!" Cherished was not in a good mood.

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*Schwartz was walking through the school grounds. It was one of her jobs as a guard in training, to patrol the school grounds and put to rest any disturbances. Then, she came across Cherished, not surprizingly, disturbing the peace by shouting at others for no viable reason.*

"Excuse me miss, but if you could tone down the angry yelling, that would be wonderful. There do happen to be classes going on right now, and your yelling could disrupt the teacher's lessons."

*Schwartz casually said to Cherished.*

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Cherished turned, her white almost as red as her mane. "What are you like always stalking me!? Like buck! I wasn't even bucking yelling! You of all ponies should know what yelling is. Isn't that freak that never stops shouting your mother!? Ha!" Cherished flipped her mane, "just goes to show any uncouth imbecile can be born into royalty." Cherished turned and glared at Winter, "besides she bumped into me, so go bitch at her!"

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Splinter noticed the Comment from Eris.Splinters eyes Grew Dark Red.His Hooves filled with rage.And Splinter Charged At Eris like a bull.Smashing Eris in the Head,Knocking out Eris's 2 front teeth and One of his Bottom Teeth.Splinter Huffed with rage and Kicked Eris's Head.''You shut the Buck up.'' Said Splinter as getting in front of Eris's Face.''Stallions like you Eris,They Disgust me.Calling Ponies names,Acting like a total Jock.Acting like me and other Ponies are retarded.Well ya know what? All this time I've known you.I'm Going to tell Lovely Something you never had the Guts to say. I've known about Six Strings.I know about your Little Dusk of a plan. Hiring Six Strings. He told me he Didn't want to do it.You piss me off. Because of you...My life is Destroyed.If you had just stayed with the Thousands of Mares you hit on.This would not have had happened.Also here is some lack you have...Flying.'' Said Splinter to Eris as Bolting into the Sky with rage.Spitting at Eris in the Progress.''That Stupid Lunatic'' Said Splinter as Bolting into the Sky.

Edited May 9, 2012 by Calirolls

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Six rolled his eyes, <bitch> he thought as he entered his class. He settled down for what would become his most boring class ever.

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Eris stared at Splinter emotionless as he poofed into a cloud of smoke and then reappeared standing next to the coach, not a scratch on him. Eris smiled and walked over to Splinter as if nothing had happened. Eris' horn began to glow a dark blue. A bubble of a matching colour encased Splinter. "And why would she believe you? You just assaulted her big brother." Eris smirked and turned to the coach, "he's a danger and menace to the team." The coach shook his head in disappointment at Splinter.

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Splinter was sitting on a Cloud hearing their Conversation.His eyes widened but then they Calmed.''I don't really give a shit about the team.Who needs Them?'' Said Splinter as the Cloud got darker.Splinter Shrugged it off and Decided to Sit on the Cloud Bored to his Own Mind.He took a bit of the cloud off and started tossing it up and down.''Okay...Maybe I shouldn't have been so harsh to Eris...But he deserved it!'' Said Splinter to himself as Slouching.As he was flying back to Canterlot a Bird's Beak Poked his eye.Taking away Three Minutes of Blindness for one of his eyes.He then crashed into a wall.His nose was bleeding and he had another black eye.''Today REALLY isn't my day...'' Said Splinter as picking up his bag and walking to the Cafe.''One Cup of Coffee.'' Said Splinter as sitting down.''And that's it for the day...Man,Life is really messed up.'' Said Splinter to himself as sitting down at a Table. Edited May 9, 2012 by Calirolls

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Cherished turned, her white almost as red as her mane. "What are you like always stalking me!? Like buck! I wasn't even bucking yelling! You of all ponies should know what yelling is. Isn't that freak that never stops shouting your mother!? Ha!" Cherished flipped her mane, "just goes to show any uncouth imbecile can be born into royalty." Cherished turned and glared at Winter, "besides she bumped into me, so go bitch at her!"

 

*Schwartz twitched.*

"I hope that you did not just insult my mother. If you did, things may get messy."

*Schwartz said as the tapped the sheathed knife strapped to the chestplate of her armor.*

"Now why dont you move along and get to class. Before I loose my temper."

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Winter stopped. She stared at the pony who she had bumped into. She had been called a... freak. Nopony calls Winter a freak. Winter was about to dash at the other pony, when she noticed a guard. With a knife. "Stab her!" Winter cheered to the guard, "That bitch deserves it!"

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Cherished gasped, "are you threatening me? You want a one way ticket to jail? You can't touch me, freak." Cherished turned to Winter, "and with that comment, one would consider you a her partner." Cherish shook her head, "which Princess was brain damaged enough to even let you on the guard squad? Apparently they'll let any half-wit join now." Cherished snarled, "lose the obsession with me and keep moving."

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Cherished gasped, "are you threatening me? You want a one way ticket to jail? You can't touch me, freak." Cherished turned to Winter, "and with that comment, one would consider you a her partner." Cherish shook her head, "which Princess was brain damaged enough to even let you on the guard squad? Apparently they'll let any half-wit join now." Cherished snarled, "lose the obsession with me and keep moving."

 

"You do know that the headmaster of this school is Princess Luna, right? And I do not have an obsession with you. You just have a habit of making a fool out of yourself in public. It makes you stand out. And not in a good way, slut."

*Schwartz said, leering at Cherished.*

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Splinter looked at his watch.He rubbed his eyes and Yawned.''Today was a LONG,LONG,LONG day.'' Said Splinter as looking out the window of the Cafe.''Sadly...Its not over.'' Said Splinter in Pain. ''I've become a monster...Look at me,Kicked off the Ponyball team,Losing Friends like Losing A Piece of Lint...'' Thought Splinter. ''And it's all because of Eris...OHH! LOOK AT ME! I'M ERIS AND I WALK AROUND LIKE A SHIT HEAD AND IS SO OVERPROTECTIVE OF MY SISTER LOVELY THAT I WOULD KILL SPLINTER IF HE WOULD LAY A HOOF ON HER! That Sick Bastard...'' Thought Splinter as he began to Create a Enraged Expression.He stormed out of the Cafe leaving a tip.He flew back to his room in the Academy.''I swear if Eris Messes with me one more time...Oh,It's going to end badly.'' Said Splinter in his room.He was starting up his Xbox to play Guitar Hero:Equestrian Tour.''This game always cheers me up'' Said Splinter as plugging his guitar into the Game Console.He began to play ''Through the Fire and flames''.7 minutes later he was presented with A Perfect Score of 800,000.''Hell yeah!'' Said Splinter as he set down the Guitar.He remembered about a book he forgot to read called ''Guinness Equestria Records:2012 .'' He was Reading on a page about Console Gaming when he noticed a Record that was Highest Score on Guitar Hero:Equestrian Tour Ever.He looked at the Score,Than looked at his Score on the Screen.Splinter had just beaten a Guinness Equestria Record.It took him about 20 minutes to realize it though.He dashed to the Phone and Dialed up the number for Guinness Equestria Records.When the Phone Answered Splinter's Eyes almost popped out of his Sockets.''I just Beat a Guinness Equestria Record.'' Said Splinter on the Phone. ''Which one did you beat?'' Asked the Stallion on the Phone. ''I got a perfect score of 800,000 on Guitar Hero:Equestrian Tour.Beating the Current Record of 759,827'' Said Splinter on the Phone.He waited for an answer...Then the Phone Responded. ''Your Record has been added on to the Site of Guinness Equestria Records.The Record will be added to the Next book coming in 3 weeks.'' Said the Stallion on the Phone. Just then Splinter Fainted. ''Hello...Sir?'' Said the Stallion on the Phone.The Stallion Hung up and Splinter was going Critically Hyper.But in the happy kind of way.

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"Slut? That's cute. Did you learn that word on the grown-up channel?" Cherished mocked in a baby voice. "I'm not the one throwing myself at Eris, do you even know how to play hard to get? He's gunna be so bored of you soon, it's not even funny. Toss you aside like the piece of cheap shit you are." Cherished laughed, "look at your nasty wings, who'd want a pony like you? Freak."

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"Slut? That's cute. Did you learn that word on the grown-up channel?" Cherished mocked in a baby voice. "I'm not the one throwing myself at Eris, do you even know how to play hard to get? He's gunna be so bored of you soon, it's not even funny. Toss you aside like the piece of cheap shit you are." Cherished laughed, "look at your nasty wings, who'd want a pony like you? Freak."

 

*Schwartz glared for a second. Then she smiled.*

"Fatty fatty two by four, cant get off the kitchen floor."

*Schwartz said slowly.*

"Dont you remember? Everypony knew who you were back then, even me. Some may have forgotten. But I havent. I have a great memory chubby. And dont think Im afraid to use it."

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Cherished felt her heart sink. she thought she'd never have to hear those words again. Cherished collapsed to the ground and curled up in the fedal position, tears running down her face. "I'm beautiful and I'm thin. I'm beautiful and I'm thin." Cherished looked at her stomach, she hated the way it looked, she hated the way she looked and most of all she hated. Cherished looked up at Schwartz and without thinking used her magic to take Schwartz's knife from her. Cherished used her magic to stab the knife towards Schwartz's face, but she dodge out of the way. Most of Schwartz's mane fell to the ground. Cherished had almost chopped all of it off.

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Cherished felt her heart sink. she thought she'd never have to hear those words again. Cherished collapsed to the ground and curled up in the fedal position, tears running down her face. "I'm beautiful and I'm thin. I'm beautiful and I'm thin." Cherished looked at her stomach, she hated the way it looked, she hated the way she looked and most of all she hated. Cherished looked up at Schwartz and without thinking used her magic to take Schwartz's knife from her. Cherished used her magic to stab the knife towards Schwartz's face, but she dodge out of the way. Most of Schwartz's mane fell to the ground. Cherished had almost chopped all of it off.

 

*Schwartz got a look of rage on her face. She then lifted Cherished up and hoofcuffed her. She also put a band on Cherished's horn that prevented the use of magic.*

"Im taking you in for attempted assault. Dont try to struggle, you will only make your situation worse."

*Schwartz then flew into the air, holding Cherished securely and took her to the Academy's disciplinary center. The place where all of the rotten, drugged up, and borderline criminal students had to be. Schwartz led Cherished in and sat her down at one of the tables, then filed a report to the pony in charge.*

"Have fun in detention for the rest of the year. You wont be getting out of this place very often. And when you do, you will be watched at all times."

*Schwartz said to Cherished.*

"Think about what you have done. Try to better yourself and dont let it happen again."

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Winter giggled as Cherished was taken away. "That was fun!" She exclaimed, dashing off again towards the Magic Studies building. She was taking a class on teleportation spells. She loved those spells. They're her favorite!

 

Winter sneaked into the class. Hopefully nopony had noticed when she slipped into her seat, she was late. She hated being late.