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Favorite Joke Candidate For President


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Favorite Joke Candidate  

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  1. 1. Favorite Joke Candidate

    • Vermin Supreme
      3
    • Deez Nuts
      2
    • "Nobody"
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    • Other
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    • I don't have a favorite
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I normally place political topics in the debate pit but since this topic isn't all that serious I am not certain if it belongs there but if moderation feels it does I won't object. In addition to the actual candidates running for president of the US there are various joke candidates that have been made to express disgust with the whole process. There is Vermin Supreme who is an actual person (though it is likely that is not his real name) who has promised free ponies for every American, has a zombie preparedness plan and his plan to reduce dependence on fossil fuels relies on zombie power and supports mandatory tooth brushing laws to name a few.

 

 

There is also Deez Nuts

 

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And "Nobody".

 

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My favorite is a bit of a toss up between Vermin Supreme who is almost like a real life Discord with his expert trolling and "Nobody".

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There is only one real candidate that could possibly win this election. It might be tough but I truly think that he can make America, nay - the world a better place.

 

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They're not American, but I've always loved the Monster Raving Loony Party in the UK. Their platform includes a plan to fight global warming by putting air conditioners on the outside of buildings, and fitting airbags to the stock exchange to prepare for the next crash.

 

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They're not American, but I've always loved the Monster Raving Loony Party in the UK. Their platform includes a plan to fight global warming by putting air conditioners on the outside of buildings, and fitting airbags to the stock exchange to prepare for the next crash.

 

It was a sad day indeed for British politics when Screaming Lord Sutch died.  Our only honest politician.

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It was a sad day indeed for British politics when Screaming Lord Sutch died.  Our only honest politician.

England has its own Vermin Supreme, RIP and I am pleased to see that the political party he founded is still doing what it does best. In terms of serious candidates though for the Brits I have liked what I have seen of Daniel Hannan, he reminds me of Ron Paul.

 

 

Does Donald Trump count?

If he only he was a joke candidate instead of a real candidate, Vermin Supreme had a few words about Trump.

 

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