Rate the joke then tell a joke

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

The game is very simple and is bound to share some laughs
All you have to do Is rate the last joke posted, then tell your own joke, then somepony will rate THAT one
 
EXAMPLE:
 
User1:
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
Because Applebloom and Sweetie Belle were on the other side..
 
User2:
9/10 
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eyed deer..
 
User3:
1/10
If "Buck yeah!" means "Fuck yeah!" ... What exactly is "Applebuck season"?!

 

And so on..
 
RULES:

- No jokes that will offend (No racist, religious, sexist, etc.), Keep it clean everypony..
- No dirty jokes either.. Again, keep it clean.. They can be rude i guess.. but not overly sexual
- Try not to use a joke recently said.. Well, not exactly a "rule", just a general tip i guess..
- Be nice and respectful ("On the internet?! WHAT BLASPHEMY IS THIS?!?!!")
- Ratings must be between 1 and 10.. No zeroes, negative numbers
- No jokes that require replies like knock knock jokes, or the like..
- Doesn't have to be pony related jokes, but those can be pretty funny

 

I'll start this off:

 

What's Discord's favorite piano chord?

A dis chord..

Edited June 8, 2016 by AURAequine

[Kawaii Besu 28,022]

8/10

 

What do you call someone who decides to spend his free time reciting numerous digits of pi?

 

 

 

Well, he is irrational.

 

 

[FullmoonDagger 200]

9/10

 

How many tickles are required to make an octopus laugh?

 

Ten tickles c:

[Flamestreak1990 1,203]

10/ticks

 

What do you call a movie that stars Heath Ledger and Dane Cook at the lead rolls?

 

 

 

Joker and the thief

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

3/10

I don't quite get it I don't really focus on actors' names when i watch movies
 ...

What do you call a dictionary reading a book?
Sweetie Belle doing research

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

7/10, that was decent.

 

I killed Santa

[Flamestreak1990 1,203]

You sick sick person, why would want to kill santa? 1/10

 

3/10

I don't quite get it I don't really focus on actors' names when i watch movies

Heath ledger was the actor for The Joker in the first dark knight movie, and dane cook is known for stealing jokes from other comedians, Joker and the thief is a refrence to a wolfmother song of the same name. Which is refrence to the jimi hendrix song "All along the watchtower"

 

How long can chuck norris watch paint dry?

 

Bad question, paint watches him

Edited June 9, 2016 by F. L. A. M. E

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

Was kind of funny. 6/10.

 

PAC-MAN's grab.

It's the move that has all of the blue waves from Galaga. A badly forced Namco reference, I think it is.

Edited June 27, 2016 by gamecubeguy214

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,303]

Galaxian / Galaga

 

Disclaimer: The following is a "mother-in-law" joke.  If you're bothered by that, just swap mother-in-law for whatever-in-law.

 

Guy was just walking down the street when a genie inexplicably appeared out of nowhere.

 

"I'll grant you three wishes," said the genie, "but there's a catch."

 

"What's that?"

 

"Whatever YOU wish for, your mother-in-law gets twice as much."

 

Guy wished for a new car; his mother-in-law received TWO new cars.  Twice the amount.

 

Guy wished for a million dollars; his mother-in-law received TWO million dollars.  Twice the amount, again.

 

Before making his third wish, the guy thought for a moment.

 

"Genie," the guy eventually said, "beat me half to death."

 

Get it?

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

9/10
That was actually pretty good xD

 

 
Why are cars so noisy and loud?
...
Because they torque a lot

[Guest]

7/10 - That was pretty good

 

"What sound does a cow make?"

"Mooo!"

 

"What sound does a chicken make?"

"Cluck Cluck!"

"What sound does a pig make?"
"Is that car taxed?"