private Gordan Ramsey Meets A Tsundere (1x1 with Summerbreeze)

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Link to OOC: https://mlpforums.com/topic/154367-gordan-ramsey-meets-a-tsundere-1x1-with-summerbreeze/

 

 

Jack stood outside his new house.... Again. This was the fith, no... Tenth? Time he had switched houses. Apparently, people wheren't too fond of his rather rude personality, but honestly they could go fuck themselves for all he cared. Why the fuck would those twats think he was rude? Oh, that's probably why. He knocked on the door "Oi, is this the house of... Joanne Montello?" Said Jack slightly awkwardly. He couldn't really pronounce her name correctly.

Edited July 13, 2016 by Love Doctor Blaze

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Joanne had been browsing facebook when she heard a knock on her door. "who the hell is that?" She said "oh yea, my new roommate." she remembered when she walked to the door. she hadn't slept well tonight and she was even grumpyer as usual. she sighed and tried to put on a kind of nice smile, you only have one first impression and it has to be a good one. she didn't want to scare away the new girl inmediately.

 

she opened the door and saw a boy. "excuse me, crentino, but you must be wrong. this is MY house." She said to the boy and wanted to throw the door in his face. but then she realised that he had been searching her since he knew her name so the opened the door again "What do you want?"

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 Jack looked at her with a blank look. "Nope" He said simply as he picked her up, and put her aside. "Now... Where was my room" Said Jack as he looked around. "Oh any my name is Jack. Nice to meet ya, grumpy cat." Said Jack sarcastically and a wave. What a bossy girl. Gotta show her that she can't mess with me 

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Joanne was to astonished to do something, what. an. Idiot! How dared he? in her own house! She calmly walked towards him but when she was close enough she grabbed his shirt and pulled him closer with a strength that you wouldn't expect from a girl like her "Don't. Mess. With. Me. Understood?" She said with held back fury. "Or else I'll kick you in the balls before you can say 'mamma mia'." she added with a bittersweet voice, then she let him go and took a step back, looking at him with a 'what are you gonna do now' expession on her face.

 

She would show him who was the boss, this was her house, her place. the only place on this bigass school where she felt comfortable and he was not going to invade it like he owned this place. Not today, not ever.

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Jack did not expect to be pulled down like that, but he was sure as hell not going to show it. "Listen here Joanne. What gives you the right to tell me to buzz off? And who said that you where the boss? I'm pretty sure that you don't pay rents, nor do you have any official documents that you own this house. So excuse  me" Said Jack as he pushed her away again "I will be going for a bath. So could you please just... You know, sit in that corner and not make a sound?" Said Jack 

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"ha." Joanne laughed without any joy in her voice "what gives me the right to buzz you off? let's see... You come into my house uninvited, you're rude and most importand of all, I do whatever the hell I want and no one can tell me otherwise. And I'm pretty sure that you don't pay rent either, or own official documents. except for when you're one of those rich kids who's parents give money to the school. In that case, I don't give a fuck." she said before she turned around. "now excuse me while I go sit in my corner and not make a sound, your majesty." She said sarcastic and walked to her room and slammed the door.

Edited July 14, 2016 by Summer Breeze

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"ha." Joanne laughed without any joy in her voice "what gives me the right to buzz you off? let's see... You come into my house uninvited, you're rude and most importand of all, I do whatever the hell I want and no one can tell me otherwise. And I'm pretty sure that you don't pay rent either, or own official documents. except for when you're one of those rich kids who's parents give money to the school. In that case, I don't give a fuck." she said before she turned around. "now excuse me while I go sit in my corner and not make a sound, your majesty." She said sarcastic and walked to her room and slammed the door.

Boy was Jack pissed. He almost ran after her to continue the argument, but he decided to stop himself. Jack knew that if he DID continue, this would end poorly. "So that's what they meant by 'You'll feel at home here'" Muttered Jack, as he started undressing. Based from her words though, he could tell that she wasn't fond of the rich. So they at least had that in common

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Boy was Jack pissed. He almost ran after her to continue the argument, but he decided to stop himself. Jack knew that if he DID continue, this would end poorly. "So that's what they meant by 'You'll feel at home here'" Muttered Jack, as he started undressing. Based from her words though, he could tell that she wasn't fond of the rich. So they at least had that in common

Joanne sat in her room, in the middle to be precise. She knew that Jack boy couldn't see her but she was defenitly not gonna sit in her corner. "I'm so gonna request a new room mate." she muttered to herself when she pulled her laptop from the bed. She opened youtube to listen to some kind of youtuber playing some kind of game that she was only mildly interested in but she just wanted to make some noise. She then opened facebook to vent about jack to one of her friends.

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Joanne sat in her room, in the middle to be precise. She knew that Jack boy couldn't see her but she was defenitly not gonna sit in her corner. "I'm so gonna request a new room mate." she muttered to herself when she pulled her laptop from the bed. She opened youtube to listen to some kind of youtuber playing some kind of game that she was only mildly interested in but she just wanted to make some noise. She then opened facebook to vent about jack to one of her friends.

After the shower, Jack let out a refreshed sigh. He put on his semi formal vest, and brushed his hair, so that he wouldn't look like some wacky anime character. He picked up his stuff and whent over to the empty room. Every room has a kitchen in this Villa, and then a main duo kitchen in the gathering room downstairs. He decided to create some bacon and eggs forhimself, since he has yet to eat.

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After the shower, Jack let out a refreshed sigh. He put on his semi formal vest, and brushed his hair, so that he wouldn't look like some wacky anime character. He picked up his stuff and whent over to the empty room. Every room has a kitchen in this Villa, and then a main duo kitchen in the gathering room downstairs. He decided to create some bacon and eggs forhimself, since he has yet to eat.

Joanne sniffed, she could smell that jack was cooking. "Not bad." She muttered. If she hadn't had breakfast just yet she might tried to steal some but she was better as that, when she wasn't hungry at least.

 

Morning had never been joannes favorite time of the day, she was more of a night person, but this morning couldn't have been worse. None of her friends were online on facebook and no one answered her messages on what's app. Frustrated she threw her phone on the bed. "Nevermind then." she said grumpy to the empty room "I wanna be alone.". She opened the big window and stood in the windowframe. The big tree in front of it was waving it's branches like it wanted to invite her to jump in it but she wanted to go to the roof. She jumped up and knew that if she wouldn't grab the roof correctly she would fall rather deep, that was exactly the reason why she liked doing that so much. Luckily she got a tight grip on the roof and pulled herself up. From here she could see a big part of the school, the houses of the other students and the main building. She shook her head, wondering how she ever managed to get in such a place. Then she layed on her back to look at the clouds.

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Joanne sniffed, she could smell that jack was cooking. "Not bad." She muttered. If she hadn't had breakfast just yet she might tried to steal some but she was better as that, when she wasn't hungry at least.

Morning had never been joannes favorite time of the day, she was more of a night person, but this morning couldn't have been worse. None of her friends were online on facebook and no one answered her messages on what's app. Frustrated she threw her phone on the bed. "Nevermind then." she said grumpy to the empty room "I wanna be alone.". She opened the big window and stood in the windowframe. The big tree in front of it was waving it's branches like it wanted to invite her to jump in it but she wanted to go to the roof. She jumped up and knew that if she wouldn't grab the roof correctly she would fall rather deep, that was exactly the reason why she liked doing that so much. Luckily she got a tight grip on the roof and pulled herself up. From here she could see a big part of the school, the houses of the other students and the main building. She shook her head, wondering how she ever managed to get in such a place. Then she layed on her back to look at the clouds.

Jack was singing one of his favorite, traditional irish songs. He took out a Jameson whiskey bottle, and poured a bit on the bacon. The whiskey gave this very sweet and warm like taste and aroma to the bacon. Suddenly, he could hear movement on the roof. Who in their right mind would do that? He opened his window and looked up. There he spotted the italian devil that he was currently sharing roof with "Oi, do you have a death wish laddy?" Shouted Jack

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Jack was singing one of his favorite, traditional irish songs. He took out a Jameson whiskey bottle, and poured a bit on the bacon. The whiskey gave this very sweet and warm like taste and aroma to the bacon. Suddenly, he could hear movement on the roof. Who in their right mind would do that? He opened his window and looked up. There he spotted the italian devil that he was currently sharing roof with "Oi, do you have a death wish laddy?" Shouted Jack

Joanne looked down, she could hear jack shouting. Casually she walked to him, dangerously close to the edge of the roof. She sat down again above his window, swinging her legs in and out of his room. "A deathwish? No, not at all. Falling from here isn't deadly, or at least it hasn't been deadly yet." She said like it was the most normal thing on earth. It was true, joanne did dangerous things but not inmediately deadly things. She didn't give two shits about dying but she had a different reason to stay alive.

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Jack looked away. He was actually secretly afraid of heights, and seeing someone just hanging around like they where fucking gods, gave him the urge to pull her down. "Ye, well. Have fun with that then. But don't come crying to me when you fucking body becomes a Russian pancake"

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Jack looked away. He was actually secretly afraid of heights, and seeing someone just hanging around like they where fucking gods, gave him the urge to pull her down. "Ye, well. Have fun with that then. But don't come crying to me when you fucking body becomes a Russian pancake"

Joanne rolled her eyes "I thought you'd love to see my like that and even if I would fall then I wouldn't come crying to you even if you were the last person in the world, but I wouldn't cry anyways since it'd be my own fucking fault. So you don't have to worry about that." She said seriously. Then she grabbed the edge of the roof and let herself fall. Smoothly she landed in jacks window frame. "Better?" She asked and leaned in the window. Edited July 14, 2016 by Summer Breeze

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Jack let out a dry laugh "Ha. Your decision. I'm sure as hell not going to try and control you" He put down a plate of bacon and eggs. "Breakfast is served. Eat if you want to" Said Jack as he got himself a plate as well and started eating. A smile crossing his face from his favorite bacon and whiskey combo

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Jack let out a dry laugh "Ha. Your decision. I'm sure as hell not going to try and control you" He put down a plate of bacon and eggs. "Breakfast is served. Eat if you want to" Said Jack as he got himself a plate as well and started eating. A smile crossing his face from his favorite bacon and whiskey combo

Joanne jumped from the window frame into his room. It was exactly the same as her room, except from the personal touches she had added in her room. "No thanks." she said when he offered her food "just had my own breakfast." but she couldn't help it to taste a little bit, she had to know her other students cooking skills. She was planning on giving critique but she almost told him that it tasted good, almost, not completely. "You used wiskey?" she noticed. "Could I lend it tonight? I wanna make wiskey sangria's." She said.

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Joanne jumped from the window frame into his room. It was exactly the same as her room, except from the personal touches she had added in her room. "No thanks." she said when he offered her food "just had my own breakfast." but she couldn't help it to taste a little bit, she had to know her other students cooking skills. She was planning on giving critique but she almost told him that it tasted good, almost, not completely. "You used wiskey?" she noticed. "Could I lend it tonight? I wanna make wiskey sangria's." She said.

Jack nodded "Yes, it adds a deeper flavour and the sweetness makes this better suited for breakfast" Said Jack as he ate a bacon stripe. He was hesitant at her request though. A good Jameson was hard to come by, but in the end he allowed her. If it was for the sake of food, then it was ok "Knock yourself out. However, i need to taste what you made when you're done"

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Joanne rolled her eyes "Better suited for breakfast? oh hell no, bacon isn't good for breakfast at all. it's too fat, it will fill you up for the rest of the day and ruin your appetite." she said as she grabbed another strip of bacon. it was indeed good, she needed to remember that. 

 

then she grinned "of course you're gonna try it and you'll hella like it. How about an apple, pear, whiskey sangria? and champain for the bubbles ofcourse. that'll make a nice autumn sangria." she said, the last part not necesarily to jack, but more like thinking out loud.

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Jack shrugged "Well, when i lived in Ireland i didn't have time for lunch. So whether i starved or not hinged on my breakfast" Said Jack as he finished his food. He put away the plates and instantly started cleaning.

 

"But if you are making Sangria, i would suggest something like Cuba Caramel. The caramel sweetness usually blends well with fruits." 

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"cuba caramel hmm?" Joanne said as she though about his sugestion. "sounds good to me, but I don't know"  She said as she jumped up from her chair "I don't want the caramel to push away the fresh bubblyness from the champain. or maybe I'll use apple cider instead."

 

She walked back to his window. "gotta go back to my own room now, ciao" she said as she climbed on the roof again. 

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Jack shook his head "Yeah bye" He put away his plates, to their original position. "Or she could have added Fanta exotic with Cuba strawberry. That would taste fantastic..." Thought Jack with a smile, and wrote that one down. Then he realized that he just talked with her without arguing. "Damn, i'm too passionate about food" Muttered Jack. Then he got a message on his phone

 

Dear Jack and Joanne.

 

Tomorrow, we will be sending you to a traditional english pub down in Newyork. This pub is near bankrupt, and requires some serious help.

 

The reason as to why we are sending you two out of all people, is because Jack has a lot of experience with pubs. Plus, Joanne is very good at fast thinking. On top of that, you two are quite... Assertive. So i wish you luck!

 

Best regards, David 

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Jack shook his head "Yeah bye" He put away his plates, to their original position. "Or she could have added Fanta exotic with Cuba strawberry. That would taste fantastic..." Thought Jack with a smile, and wrote that one down. Then he realized that he just talked with her without arguing. "Damn, i'm too passionate about food" Muttered Jack. Then he got a message on his phone

 

Dear Jack and Joanne.

 

Tomorrow, we will be sending you to a traditional english pub down in Newyork. This pub is near bankrupt, and requires some serious help.

 

The reason as to why we are sending you two out of all people, is because Jack has a lot of experience with pubs. Plus, Joanne is very good at fast thinking. On top of that, you two are quite... Assertive. So i wish you luck!

 

Best regards, David 

Joanne let herself fall from the roof into her own room. Of course she could've walked here, their rooms are only across the hallway, but going over the roof is much more fun. She looked on her phone, she had gotten a message. "An english pub hmm? Interesting..." she muttered. She though of what kind of drinks and other things she could expect there. Of course there would be a lot of beer and ginger beer, and cyder of course, and gin.

 

Joanne was totally ready for this, pubs were fun and if those drunk bastards would try anything on her as the lovely bar tender *cough cough* she had a good reason to break someones nose without getting arested. She was totally ready for this.

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Jack laughed after he read the message "HAHAHAHA, FUCK ME, THIS IS NOSTALGIC AS SHIT!" He shouted with happiness. Even though it has only been a year, it felt like an eternity for him. He poured himself a glass of Jameson, and drank while revising what a pub should be like

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Joanne could hear jack laughing all the way in her own room "Damn, he must be hella exited for this pub." she said to herself.  but then she looked at the message again and saw that it said that jack had experience in a pub. Maybe his family owned a pub or something? She thought. it would be the most logical conclusion. "As long as he doesn't try to command me around like he's some kind of fucking pub boss then I'm fine with it" She muttered to herself. 

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With all the kitchen equipment turned off, Jack prepared to take a nap. He took off his hoodie, and jeans and put on some comfortable boxers. He jumped on to his bed, let out a massive yawn, and plopped his head down on the pillow and started to slowly drift off to sleep