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Cockroach hate club


Zyrael

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Cockroaches scare me and I do not like them. If any cockroaches are reading this, I have just one thing to say:
 
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for food, I can tell you I don't have any in my bed. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for pests like you. If you leave my house now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

 

 

 

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Okay, I've seen a lot of fan clubs here, but this is the first time I've seen a hate club.

 

But yeah, Cockroaches are the most annoying arthropods there are, they scare you when they enter your house somehow, then you try to fight them and they seem to survive LITERALLY ANYTHING! (I assume their exoskeleton has something to do with this). They are also really, really hard to catch even if you just want to free them from your house. I'd rather have a queen bee sting me than deal with another cockroach, heck, I'd rather be surprised by a giant spider that you can find pretty easily in Australia.

 

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Shudders

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I generally like insects, and I'm very fond of spiders.  But cockroaches crap on and dirty everything and climb right onto your plate of food without even having the courtesy to ask, "Were you gonna eat that?"  They also bite.  Did anyone else know that?  I've actually been bitten by a damned cockroach; on multiple occasions.  (Though not the same exact cockroach; different individual cockroaches.)

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I generally like insects, and I'm very fond of spiders.  But cockroaches crap on and dirty everything and climb right onto your plate of food without even having the courtesy to ask, "Were you gonna eat that?"  They also bite.  Did anyone else know that?  I've actually been bitten by a damned cockroach; on multiple occasions.  (Though not the same exact cockroach; different individual cockroaches.)

 

They're gross, big, hard to catch, can fly, carry diseases, and even bite.

 

 

They're pretty much the stuff nightmares are made of. Like god said, "let's put everything bad about bugs into one bug". 

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Yeah I hate those mthfks, I hate when I'm going downstairs at night, I turn around/look at something nearby and realize there's a roach within arm's length, that's when I freak and jump. If it's killable (on the floor easy to target), I'll go for it, otherwise I'll just ignore it. Sometimes I don't want it to be my problem so I leave it alone :eww::wacko:.


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