Bolt Chaser 81 May 18, 2012 Share May 18, 2012 So here's what's going: were currently play badminton in sophomore p.e the partner I've been given is HORRIBLE! I swear she doesn't do anything at all to help me. Whenever were playing, i would be doing all the work and she would just stand there,listening to her damn ipod. She also states that i shouldn't be on the badminton team...and it's funny right after she says that to me, the birdie comes near here and she doesn't even hit it. I just gave her my unamused face and she said shut up. AND when we are playing in a game, she would randomly go ahead and leave the court to take a break...WTF?! I swear to celestia, she leaves the court just to take a break...well at least i can hit the birdie more without her in my way. I wish I had a new partner... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest May 18, 2012 Share May 18, 2012 I'll be there in a jiffy! *Hikes up shorts, pulls up socks, rolls up sleeves* SERVE FOR ME IN MY ABSENCE! The train won't be here until 9:00... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bolt Chaser 81 May 18, 2012 Author Share May 18, 2012 I'll be there in a jiffy! *Hikes up shorts, pulls up socks, rolls up sleeves* SERVE FOR ME IN MY ABSENCE! The train won't be here until 9:00... I'll take anybody that can replace my older "partner" so try to get here as soon as possible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bohtty 1,775 May 18, 2012 Share May 18, 2012 Well if you want my scientific opinion as a doctor, I would say: Give 0 fucks. By giving 0 fucks you both will be giving off the same magnetic waves and as we all know, negative poles repulse negative poles. Then you can use your negative pole to push her onto a giant fridge where she will forever remain, a fridge magnet. 1 Legit signature made by Shift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProjectRKA 2,848 May 18, 2012 Share May 18, 2012 I used to play badminton, but I had to stop because of some injuries. But I'd love to join you anyways if I lived near you :DD 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bolt Chaser 81 May 18, 2012 Author Share May 18, 2012 Well if you want my scientific opinion as a doctor, I would say: Give 0 fucks. By giving 0 fucks you both will be giving off the same magnetic waves and as we all know, negative poles repulse negative poles. Then you can use your negative pole to push her onto a giant fridge where she will forever remain, a fridge magnet. I would love to push her in that hole of death from the movie "300" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest May 18, 2012 Share May 18, 2012 (edited) I'll take anybody that can replace my older "partner" so try to get here as soon as possible The hot dog man turned out to be a terrorist agent...My train is delayed! I won't be able to make it there in time to dramatically enter in a noticeably late fashion -- in fact, I doubt I'll even be able to make it at all! Oh, how everything goes in the privy as soon as I get my game outfit snug. Alas, my swag hath been slain. Edited May 18, 2012 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bolt Chaser 81 May 18, 2012 Author Share May 18, 2012 I used to play badminton, but I had to stop because of some injuries. But I'd love to join you anyways if I lived near you :DD I would take anybody that can help me get some wins because "I" haven't been able to win any games yet The hot dog man turned out to be a terrorist agent... My train is delayed! I won't be able to make in time to dramatically enter in a noticeably late fashion -- in fact, I doubt I'll even be able to make it at all! Oh, how everything goes in the privy as soon as I get my game outfit snug. Alas, my swag hath been slain. Well then run like you never ran before( or at least run to the next bus station) so you can help me win some games! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titan Rising 2,156 May 18, 2012 Share May 18, 2012 She obviously likes you! Take her to a fancy restaurant and tell her you'll be her boyfriend if she plays better, easy fix! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProjectRKA 2,848 May 18, 2012 Share May 18, 2012 I would take anybody that can help me get some wins because "I" haven't been able to win any games yet Haha, that's too bad. Also it's too bad I don't live near you, because I was quite a good player. x) She obviously likes you! Take her to a fancy restaurant and tell her you'll be her boyfriend if she plays better, easy fix! Win xD 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bolt Chaser 81 May 18, 2012 Author Share May 18, 2012 She obviously likes you! Take her to a fancy restaurant and tell her you'll be her boyfriend if she plays better, easy fix! OH GOD NO! and besides i already have a crush on a girl in my graphic arts class. And my partner is just probably jealous that i can play badminton better than her Haha, that's too bad. Also it's too bad I don't live near you, because I was quite a good player. x) Win xD Well at east it's good to hear that your a good badminton player. And i don't usually play badminton, i'm a basketball guy and i love anything to do with basketball. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProjectRKA 2,848 May 18, 2012 Share May 18, 2012 And my partner is just probably jealous that i can play badminton better than her Haha, I love that attitude :DD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bohtty 1,775 May 18, 2012 Share May 18, 2012 I would love to push her in that hole of death from the movie "300" The point of my comment was that you shouldn't take it to seriously since its P.E., not the play offs. Try using mocking her, that usually works on stupid people and if it doesn't then shes at the very least irritated. Legit signature made by Shift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom The Diamond 1,830 May 18, 2012 Share May 18, 2012 I used to play badminton, but I had to stop because of some injuries. ... Do those injuries happen to involve arrows and your knee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bolt Chaser 81 May 18, 2012 Author Share May 18, 2012 Haha, I love that attitude :DD Well it's true since i'm the one going back and forth, hitting the birdie, as well sliding on my knees to save the birdie The point of my comment was that you shouldn't take it to seriously since its P.E., not the play offs. Try using mocking her, that usually works on stupid people and if it doesn't then shes at the very least irritated. Well when it comes to sports and video games, i take things seriously since i'm just like that. And I shall try to mock her since she pisses me every time she blames me, so i shall piss her off as well. Thx for the advice 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProjectRKA 2,848 May 18, 2012 Share May 18, 2012 ... Do those injuries happen to involve arrows and your knee? Minus arrows.... but yes it does involve my knee, unfortunately :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest May 18, 2012 Share May 18, 2012 ... Do those injuries happen to involve arrows and your knee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePlantsOfDistraction 56 May 18, 2012 Share May 18, 2012 Lol nothing more frustrating than having a lazy partner. Do you by chance do to Sehome High School WA? We have a badminton thing there so i was just wondering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bolt Chaser 81 May 18, 2012 Author Share May 18, 2012 Lol nothing more frustrating than having a lazy partner. Do you by chance do to Sehome High School WA? We have a badminton thing there so i was just wondering. I actually go to Maine East High School in Illinois and our school as well has a badminton team, i think and yes my partner is indeed lazy lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aureity 3,055 May 18, 2012 Share May 18, 2012 Just solo! I find it more fun ^^ Plus, you can get more exercise running after all the birdies A lil' Catherine <(^.^)> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bolt Chaser 81 May 18, 2012 Author Share May 18, 2012 Just solo! I find it more fun ^^ Plus, you can get more exercise running after all the birdies Well that's exactly what i'm doing for most of each game and i can actually score more points Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aureity 3,055 May 18, 2012 Share May 18, 2012 Well that's exactly what i'm doing for most of each game and i can actually score more points It's also rather fun when you 1v2 and still whoop your opponents' flanks. The look on their face when you lead 10-0 ^^ A lil' Catherine <(^.^)> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bolt Chaser 81 May 18, 2012 Author Share May 18, 2012 It's also rather fun when you 1v2 and still whoop your opponents' flanks. The look on their face when you lead 10-0 ^^ Now i totally want to do 1vs2 when i go to p.e tomorrow. I hope my partner isn't here tomorrow so i can whoop some asses by myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightfall 3,950 May 18, 2012 Share May 18, 2012 If you're on the East Coast, I'll be there in August... Aaaaand looking harder, I'm going to be a high school senior this up coming year... so P.E. will not only be done for this year then, I'll be too old... Yeah, just go ahead and kill her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToridAkbolto 170 May 18, 2012 Share May 18, 2012 (edited) Hm. Ask if they are willing to play singles and switch off. Most people in gym class aren't really all that willing to exercise, and your partner will jump at the chance to do absolutely nothing. Sometimes the opposing team will agree to this. I am just going to guess the gym teacher isn't paying any attention if she can just walk out of the court for a break, so you should be able to play singles pretty easily without him noticing. Edited May 18, 2012 by jwutheheadcase Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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