Post a quote from the last Youtube video you watched

[Denim&Venöm 22,017]

 "Who can forget the piss filter?"

"Praise be the piss filter!" 

[Salty Air 40]

"Stop trying to be gay with me big man there are bigger problems!"

[Iforgotmybrain 8,185]

“Who knew the value in selling your own walls”

[KPackratt 1,719]

"Okay, just go out of focus, why don't you. You're just not gonna cooperate, are you?"

[Salty Air 40]

"My onion in Christ, you have no legs"

[Silly Druid 8,509]

"Our days of the week are named as follows: Space rock, Germanic god, Germanic god, Germanic god, Germanic god*, Roman god, Burning ball in the sky."

*this one is actually a goddess

[Sparklefan1234 188,758]

Rabbit: "Tigger, you broke the mirror.That means you'll have seven years bad luck."

Tigger: "Nah! It was only a little mirror. I'll probably just get seven days."

[Salty Air 40]

"Typical Leo, am I right?"

"I have cancer, actually"

[Silly Druid 8,509]

"If you have learned anything from this video, what the hell is wrong with you?"

[Snoopy Fan 17,324]

We ran out of printer ink

[Silly Druid 8,509]

"Don't go to my channel and say dumb things. That's my job."

[Salty Air 40]

"A little snowball of horribleness that was about to start barreling down the hill of F*** YOU and crash right into my cabin of composure"

[Frostbit 2,455]

Big squid! Large! Larger than a man. Smaller than a dream.

[Salty Air 40]

"I'm recording grimdarks and things move in the house! No! No! F**k off! No! Oh my God!"

[ZiggWheelsManning 16,322]

Palpatine:  "The Chargers are up by 3 when Gardner Minshew throws the game sealing interception."  

Chiefs fan:  "Gardner Minshew?  Why is Gardner Minshew in..."  

Palpatine:  "Patrick Mahomes"  

Chiefs fan worried in silence.  

Palpatine:  "Torn ACL"  

Chiefs fan silent and very heartbroken.  

As also am I  

Bills fan:  "Okay, that's too much, even for..."  

Palpatine:  "How would you like a 21-point deficit in our game?"  

Bills fan silent and unsure.  

As a Falcons fan who can't win anything against 21st Century Patriots, but wants something heroic against them, I'll take my chances  

[Snoopy Fan 17,324]

But what about my squirty gun and my yo-yo?!

[Iforgotmybrain 8,185]

I’ve got a Swede lawyer!? She’s gonna get everything!