Passive Aggresion

[qwertz6607 137]

Something a good amount can agree with is that being passive aggresive to someone who probably was just being an ***hole with you, or just because you felt like it has to be one of the funnies things to do. Of course, not 100% of popupation agree, not everyone likes to see their watermelon with a carved-in smiley face when you planned to eat it. Which leads to, what are some crazy passive aggresive things you potentially mental folks have done? Maybe you've put hand warmers in someone you know's underwear or just straight up stole the inside of their charger and left them with a rubber tube and plug that they can't tell has nothing in it anymore.

[Night Sky 348]

I briefly delivered for Domino's, we had a customer who was habitually so far out of line with us, they deserved to be arrested. 

Finally one night after a particularly vicious phone call, and a demand for another pizza, that made a coworker cry, I'd had enough. 

I had one of them make up the pizza. I let it go through the oven twice and then put it on ice in the fridge while I warmed up the box. 

I've never run so fast in my entire life after they took it from me.

[qwertz6607 137]

On 2025-03-24 at 6:09 AM, Night Sky said:

I briefly delivered for Domino's, we had a customer who was habitually so far out of line with us, they deserved to be arrested. 

Finally one night after a particularly vicious phone call, and a demand for another pizza, that made a coworker cry, I'd had enough. 

I had one of them make up the pizza. I let it go through the oven twice and then put it on ice in the fridge while I warmed up the box. 

I've never run so fast in my entire life after they took it from me.

That there is some 10/10 payback

 

[Night Sky 348]

13 hours ago, qwertz6607 said:

That there is some 10/10 payback

 

Big Mac sayz: "Yuup!"

[Dreambiscuit 10,320]

I’m a lightweight in this category, although there have been many situations where I would love to really unleash some delicious possibilities. But in my small way I used to draw sarcastic little comics and anonymously posted them on the employee bulletin board at work. The characters were thinly disguised caricatures of certain coworkers who had it coming. No names were used but if they could recognize themselves in the artwork they got the point I was making.

There was another time when I was much younger and less disciplined, involving a certain (harmless) additive to someone’s coffee, but I’m not going to give details because it wasn’t nice and it’s never wise to potentially tamper with someone’s bodily systems. I regret it and strongly advocate against that sort of thing now.

But passive aggression as a rule, yeah, let's party.