Administrator Ice Princess Silky <3 16,222 Saturday at 01:08 AM Administrator Share Saturday at 01:08 AM The Judge: @Nitobit Silvermoon's Lawyer: @Cash In Defendant: @Shiny Silvermoon Plaintiff: @Wizard Wizard's Lawyer: @Lawyer Slip Date: June 6, 2025 Case: Wizard says that Shiny Silvermoon has caused her brain damage for the exposure of her creation of "Super Super Trooper." Shiny's response to this: Avocado. Whenever judge is ready, the court may begin. Art source 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiny Silvermoon 4,185 Saturday at 02:17 AM Share Saturday at 02:17 AM (edited) Spoiler In a small town at the hands of fearsome criminals... 4 heroes are destined to save the world... This Summer, prepare yourself for the experience of a life time. Scripted by Shiny Spielberg. Produced by Shiny disguised as a movie producer. The Horse Studios™ present... Spoiler THE SUPER DUPER PATROL Cursing Goose is capable of using words of power- I mean insult people so hard they are propelled away! Spoiler Captain Cowtle! A turtle with the strenght of a cow! He received the blessing of the god of cows! Spoiler Hyper Fast is a sloth who was bitten by a radioactive snail and now she's the fastest living creature! Don't question it! Spoiler Professor Turtle has a diploma in SCIENCE! He's very smart! Except for that he is just fancy and has no real superpower! Look at his face, he has no idea what he's doing there. Yes his name is Professor Turtle! You've read that right! Spoiler Together, our 4 heroes shall strive to put all the evildoers of Plotville behind the bars. But will they be able to end the diabolical schemes of Ultrunk who wishes to conquest the world? Spoiler The Super Duper Patrol, in all nearby theaters. Edited Saturday at 02:29 AM by Shiny Silvermoon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitobit 2,038 Saturday at 02:40 AM Share Saturday at 02:40 AM Court is now in session! I have a gavel and I'm not afraid to use it! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawyer Slip 2,973 Saturday at 02:50 AM Share Saturday at 02:50 AM Your honor, if I may, nice gavel. Also, let me be the first to say, brain damage is to be taken seriously 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IridescentEdge 97 Saturday at 03:15 AM Share Saturday at 03:15 AM Your honor, if I may inquire, what am I supposed to do? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitobit 2,038 Saturday at 10:09 AM Share Saturday at 10:09 AM 7 hours ago, Lawyer Slip said: Your honor, if I may, nice gavel. Thank you. We tend to use it to ban spammers, but I hope other staffers won't notice if I borrow it for a moment. 6 hours ago, Lawyer Slip said: Also, let me be the first to say, brain damage is to be taken seriously Of course. We wouldn't be making a whole court case out of it, if it wasn't serious. 6 hours ago, IridescentEdge said: Your honor, if I may inquire, what am I supposed to do? Cool sword. Maybe you can be the executioner! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiny Silvermoon 4,185 Sunday at 12:00 AM Share Sunday at 12:00 AM 13 hours ago, Nitobit said: Thank you. We tend to use it to ban spammers, but I hope other staffers won't notice if I borrow it for a moment. Of course. We wouldn't be making a whole court case out of it, if it wasn't serious. Cool sword. Maybe you can be the executioner! Executioner?! Woah woah woah! The death sentence isn't prohibited in the MLP Forums?! Now the Horse Studios must really win that case… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IridescentEdge 97 Sunday at 12:03 AM Share Sunday at 12:03 AM 13 hours ago, Nitobit said: Thank you. We tend to use it to ban spammers, but I hope other staffers won't notice if I borrow it for a moment. Of course. We wouldn't be making a whole court case out of it, if it wasn't serious. Cool sword. Maybe you can be the executioner! I can do that. Gallows or guillotine? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawyer Slip 2,973 Sunday at 12:36 AM Share Sunday at 12:36 AM @Nitobit your honor I don't think either of these ponies should suffer the death penalty if they are in the wrong. Nobody killed anybody. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiny Silvermoon 4,185 Sunday at 12:40 AM Share Sunday at 12:40 AM 2 minutes ago, Lawyer Slip said: @Nitobit your honor I don't think either of these ponies should suffer the death penalty if they are in the wrong. Nobody killed anybody. Phew! Not that I was afraid to fail this! Not at all! I'm going to win this because the Super Duper Patrol is invincible and incarnate justice! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Totally not Silky Sunday at 12:59 AM Author Administrator Share Sunday at 12:59 AM 14 hours ago, Nitobit said: Cool sword. Maybe you can be the executioner! A random juror stands up in defense, "WHOA!! Hold it there, or you might poke someone's eye out, @IridescentEdge! You are supposed to join me over here with the jury. Whew. Calm down. Have a seat. No need to take anyone out." D: 56 minutes ago, IridescentEdge said: I can do that. Gallows or guillotine? D: sit down!!! 14 hours ago, Nitobit said: Thank you. We tend to use it to ban spammers, but I hope other staffers won't notice if I borrow it for a moment. *noticing intensifies but luckily she is not Silky so she is not supposed to notice* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IridescentEdge 97 Sunday at 02:19 AM Share Sunday at 02:19 AM 1 hour ago, Totally not Silky said: A random juror stands up in defense, "WHOA!! Hold it there, or you might poke someone's eye out, @IridescentEdge! You are supposed to join me over here with the jury. Whew. Calm down. Have a seat. No need to take anyone out." D: D: sit down!!! *noticing intensifies but luckily she is not Silky so she is not supposed to notice* Fine...I'll sit down... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitobit 2,038 Sunday at 09:44 AM Share Sunday at 09:44 AM 9 hours ago, Shiny Silvermoon said: Executioner?! Woah woah woah! The death sentence isn't prohibited in the MLP Forums?! 8 hours ago, Lawyer Slip said: @Nitobit your honor I don't think either of these ponies should suffer the death penalty if they are in the wrong. Nobody killed anybody. I don't think official MLPF guidelines say anything about death penalty, but Lawyer Slip is making a fair point. Anyway, we may begin. (What do we do now? I don't have much experience with court cases, except for what I remember from Elements of Justice ) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cash In 22,809 Sunday at 12:56 PM Share Sunday at 12:56 PM OBJECTION! Your honour, I think we are putting the cart before the horse here Zero (cool number btw) medical evidence has been submitted to prove that Ms. Wizard has sustained any brain damage. How can we accuse my client of causing brain damage, when we have no evidence of this alleged brain damage to begin with? 1 At first I rejected the zero, but that was because I simply didn't understand it. Now I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawyer Slip 2,973 Sunday at 01:01 PM Share Sunday at 01:01 PM 2 minutes ago, Cash In said: OBJECTION! Your honour, I think we are putting the cart before the horse here Zero (cool number btw) medical evidence has been submitted to prove that Ms. Wizard has sustained any brain damage. How can we accuse my client of causing brain damage, when we have no evidence of this alleged brain damage to begin with? OBJECTION! If I may your honor, I'd like to produce said medical documents from my client's medical professional who diagnosed her with severe brain damage after she received multiple blows to the head. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitobit 2,038 Sunday at 01:59 PM Share Sunday at 01:59 PM 44 minutes ago, Lawyer Slip said: If I may your honor, I'd like to produce said medical documents from my client's medical professional who diagnosed her with severe brain damage after she received multiple blows to the head. Multiple blows to the head? Sounds serious! I would like to see these documents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawyer Slip 2,973 Sunday at 02:04 PM Share Sunday at 02:04 PM Moments ago, Nitobit said: Multiple blows to the head? Sounds serious! I would like to see these documents. *I lift up some medical statements from Wizard's Doctors and pass them over to the judges desk.* "Right here your honor. My client received multiple concussions and now suffers from selective amnesia as a result. She can remember some things like her name and the past 5 weeks, but anything beyond that is a blur, whereas the average, undamaged person can recall back at least 10 or so years if one is mentally powerful enough." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitobit 2,038 Sunday at 02:19 PM Share Sunday at 02:19 PM Wery well. The court accepts these documents as evidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Totally not Silky Sunday at 02:28 PM Author Administrator Share Sunday at 02:28 PM O boy. This is not looking good. *eats popcorn and offers some to @IridescentEdge* 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitobit 2,038 Sunday at 02:33 PM Share Sunday at 02:33 PM Moments ago, Ice Princess Silky <3 said: O boy. This is not looking good. *eats popcorn and offers some to @IridescentEdge* The court confiscates the popcorn as evidence. *yoink* 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Totally not Silky Sunday at 02:40 PM Author Administrator Share Sunday at 02:40 PM Evidence?! *grumbles* Spoiler Yeah… evidence of my hunger.. >:T 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiny Silvermoon 4,185 Sunday at 11:40 PM Share Sunday at 11:40 PM 13 hours ago, Nitobit said: I don't think official MLPF guidelines say anything about death penalty, but Lawyer Slip is making a fair point. Anyway, we may begin. (What do we do now? I don't have much experience with court cases, except for what I remember from Elements of Justice ) The Elements of what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiny Silvermoon 4,185 yesterday at 12:07 AM Share yesterday at 12:07 AM (edited) 10 hours ago, Lawyer Slip said: *I lift up some medical statements from Wizard's Doctors and pass them over to the judges desk.* "Right here your honor. My client received multiple concussions and now suffers from selective amnesia as a result. She can remember some things like her name and the past 5 weeks, but anything beyond that is a blur, whereas the average, undamaged person can recall back at least 10 or so years if one is mentally powerful enough." It must be a trick of the evil Dr Lex Luthorse! A mad scientist with a lot of money who keeps trying to take down the Super Duper Patrol! Especially Cursing Goose, the goose from another planet who got blown up! The last survivor from an entire civilization of gooses that wouldn't stop saying bad words! Spoiler Edited yesterday at 12:08 AM by Shiny Silvermoon 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawyer Slip 2,973 yesterday at 12:43 AM Share yesterday at 12:43 AM 35 minutes ago, Shiny Silvermoon said: It must be a trick of the evil Dr Lex Luthorse! A mad scientist with a lot of money who keeps trying to take down the Super Duper Patrol! Especially Cursing Goose, the goose from another planet who got blown up! The last survivor from an entire civilization of gooses that wouldn't stop saying bad words! Reveal hidden contents I can assure you, these documents are legit and not from any villain 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IridescentEdge 97 yesterday at 02:01 AM Share yesterday at 02:01 AM (edited) 2 hours ago, Shiny Silvermoon said: It must be a trick of the evil Dr Lex Luthorse! A mad scientist with a lot of money who keeps trying to take down the Super Duper Patrol! Especially Cursing Goose, the goose from another planet who got blown up! The last survivor from an entire civilization of gooses that wouldn't stop saying bad words! Hide contents Wait...The goose blew up? Edited yesterday at 02:34 AM by IridescentEdge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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