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Shiny Silvermoon

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Hello, dear test subjects! Welcome to all of you in something similar to an history lesson! I don't really know how to describe the experience that you're about to live but we'll call it a course, for the time being. :rainbowdash-yolo:
Anyway! Today, we will talk about the death of Abraham Lincoln aka the first magician to become president of Mexico! It was in 1865, I think. I have to admit that I'm not sure about the date but the rest of the informations are pretty rock solid to me. :pinkieponder:

Let's begin! :flutter-squee:

By a dark night, Mr Lincoln was cozily sat on a chair, at a theater, to watch the premier of the famous movie "The Super Duper Patrol". He was wearing his top hat proudly, a sign that he went to the school of magicians. He was completely oblivious that a malicious silhouette was lurking behind him.

Suddenly, the mysterious man spoke to Mr Lincoln with a sinister tone of voice : "My name is John Wilkes Booth and I don't appreciate the new rights given to the clowns by you, Magician President of Mexico! So I'm here to end your circus!"

Mr Lincoln turned around to stare at the man, before responding to him with a shocked expression on his face : "Wait! Who are you and why are you here?"

Swiftly, John Wilkes Booth bent his bow, the sharp head of the arrow pointing toward the president. At this moment, the man with the top hat had a flashback about what his teacher at the school of magicians once told him :

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"THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIIIIXIE needs your homework on her desk." :trixieshiftright:

Nopony said that it was an helpful flashback.

Then, Johny Wilkes Booth shot his arrow at him but in an unexpected turn of event the bunny hidden within the top hat came out to throw a card at the arrow! But not any card, the 3 of hearts! The card that Dave, the guy working at the theater's counter, drew on a piece of paper, without showing Mr Lincoln, before the movie started! The thin cardboard card easily deflected the steel-made arrow, before it could reach the president.

John Wilkes Booth was then arrested and Abraham Lincoln died, a few hours later, from a popcorn intoxication.

That's all for today's history course! Don't hesitate to post about what you've learned! :derpy-hi:

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Dear teacher Shiny Silvermoon:
                                                 This History lesson has taught me that, even in malicious events such as the one poor Lincoln endured, a grrreat and powerful flashback can bring a giggle out of you; aaaand! Popcorns should be consumed with the corresponding health regulations. We would not want any of the students to suffer in the middle of our upcoming theatre expedition... We are going to the theatre next week, right? :raritywink:
 

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32 minutes ago, Florana said:

Dear teacher Shiny Silvermoon:
                                                 This History lesson has taught me that, even in malicious events such as the one poor Lincoln endured, a grrreat and powerful flashback can bring a giggle out of you; aaaand! Popcorns should be consumed with the corresponding health regulations. We would not want any of the students to suffer in the middle of our upcoming theatre expedition... We are going to the theatre next week, right? :raritywink:
 

Yes, we are, dear student! :dash-sweg:

Otherwise, I'll throw this table over there!

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Sorry, I just really wanted to use this emoji. :luna-giggles:

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