Applejack has gotten up one morning like this. What is the first thing she would say?

[Gamer98 84]

I thought about this and it made me laugh

[KPackratt 1,712]

"Hey, why can't I see anything?" (Feels her face and realizes her eyes have disappeared) "My eyes! What happened to my eyes?!"

[ZiggWheelsManning 16,304]

Today is a matter of See No Evil.  You're being tested.  

[xitsliax 51]

''hm something feels wron- h-hold up where are my eyes!!'' 

[FallCake 35]

"What in tarnation! My eyes! Where are my eyes?"

[Sparklefan1234 188,703]

"I heard a rooster but it's still dark outside."