Evilshy 5,090 December 21, 2011 Author Share December 21, 2011 If the murderers don't hurry up, I'll randomly murder somebody for them. Signature now 99% less edgy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Authetius 30 December 21, 2011 Share December 21, 2011 But what if it was me? I'll be honest, the moment you said you'd kill ouker, I became suspicious of you. The fact that you'd say that outloud makes u one of a few things. 1.) A stupid murderer. 2.) A smart/stupid one trying to divert suspicion when u kill someone else. 3.) A innocent bystander merely expressing your hate for a certain someone. Muahahaha - I has a sig - Muahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoop 8,384 December 21, 2011 Share December 21, 2011 Either that, or I'm attempting to prevent my own death by giving the murderers a convenient target that, upon being killed, will only serve to direct false suspicion toward myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Authetius 30 December 21, 2011 Share December 21, 2011 Either that, or I'm attempting to prevent my own death by giving the murderers a convenient target that, upon being killed, will only serve to direct false suspicion toward myself. while that is a brilliant plan for the time being, you will land yourself in jail or executed. Somehow I dont think thats the plan. Muahahaha - I has a sig - Muahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoop 8,384 December 21, 2011 Share December 21, 2011 while that is a brilliant plan for the time being, you will land yourself in jail or executed. Somehow I dont think thats the plan. Oh, I'm not too concerned about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KPM 288 December 21, 2011 Share December 21, 2011 Of course, the murderers will probably want to take out the biggest threats. I see myself as one right now. Knowing this, the murderers could also divert from killing me, making ME look like the genius behind the scene. Oh, also, while you're not allowed to tell who you are, you are allowed to claim who you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plasmastorm X-15 162 December 21, 2011 Share December 21, 2011 So the killers are ready to attack... hide yo kids, hide yo wife THATS THAT 1 SONG!!!! Yea we need speed this up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evilshy 5,090 December 21, 2011 Author Share December 21, 2011 If NMM doesn't hurry and kill somepony by tonight, I'll kill somepony for her. Either randomly or specifically, to mess with you guys. Also, I won't tell you if it's me doing it or the actual NMM. Signature now 99% less edgy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KPM 288 December 21, 2011 Share December 21, 2011 (edited) Of course. Anyway, you should inform NMM about the game. Edit to avoid doubleposting: I looked at the ponyroles once more, and now I feel dumb for even thinking that the murderers would know each other... Edited December 21, 2011 by Ouker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evilshy 5,090 December 22, 2011 Author Share December 22, 2011 NMM knows she is a required PMer. And evenif I do get her PM, I'll still wait till tonight just to keep you all guessing Signature now 99% less edgy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Authetius 30 December 22, 2011 Share December 22, 2011 soooooooooo excited. I'm expecting to die, but I'm not quite sure. Will you make a dramatic story about everyponies death? Please do, it makes it so much more fun and so hilarious if you do it right. Muahahaha - I has a sig - Muahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoop 8,384 December 22, 2011 Share December 22, 2011 And now to decide who I'm going to kill tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Wright 55 December 22, 2011 Share December 22, 2011 Good job, Zoop. You just told us that you have the ability to murder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Authetius 30 December 22, 2011 Share December 22, 2011 Maybe she thinks that we will think that no1 is that stupid and that we will think that he is not murderer cuz hes not that stupid. BUT I DONT FALL FOR IT! Muahahaha - I has a sig - Muahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoop 8,384 December 22, 2011 Share December 22, 2011 Braeburn knows my secret. I'll have to kill him tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(insert username) 53 December 22, 2011 Share December 22, 2011 Egads! Do I exist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evilshy 5,090 December 22, 2011 Author Share December 22, 2011 (edited) Trixie made sure her maid outfit was fitting correctly before putting a flowing cape and hood over herself. If it wasn't for that stupid purple unicorn, I wouldn't have to do this to feed myself she seethed. She walked onto the street and pulled the hood further down her face. As she walked quickly down the deserted sidewalk, she checked her pocket watch. 2:00 AM... Dammit, I'm going to be late. Why do these stupid ponies with maid fetishes always have to have horrible sleep schedules. she found the adress from the message she had gotten and knocked, when she discovered was unlocked. lazy ass, he won't even come to the door himself. she walked through and pulled off her cloak to reveal a skimpy maid outfit. She walked down the hall, muttering to herself. "jerk, probably sitting on a couch, waitin for me to walk in so he can yell at me to make him a sandw-" her words were cut off when she turned the corner into the living room. A pony lay on the floor, covered in blood, with several stab wounds in his chest. His cutie mark had been cut off, and a note, written in blood, was near the body. The cutie mark looks nice, but he didn't taste very good, so I left him here. Sorry about the mess Trembling, trixie looked closer. It was her client, ouker. She stumbled back from the body. oh god, they'll think I did it... Did anypony see me walk in? Oh god oh god... And with that, she fainted... ...And woke up an hour later. Deciding the best course of action would be to simply act like nothing had happened, she out her cloak back on and try to make her 3:30 appointment. She walked the few blocks to the next address and knocked. At first, there was no answer, and she felt a chill run down her mane. is he dead too? she was about to see if the door was unlocked when a smiling pony answered the door. "oh good, you're here! Come join us!" he said happily. Trixie eyed him warily. "who is 'us'? And who are you? The note didn't say..." she asked. The pony winked at her. "names authetius. please to meet you, miss trixie." He led her into his basement, which seemed to be full of bondage gear. A dark blue pony was tied to a table. She looked up when she saw them come down. "oh, hey trixie. I thought I might see you here." Trixie couldn't believe her eyes. "p-princess Luna? What are you doing here?" Luna laughed. "seriously? We've both been working this side of town for the past year, and you didn't even know you had competition?" she turned to authetius, who was digging through a large box of whips. "hey, can you come adjust this strap?" she asked. "you know I like it tighter." Authetius sighed. "you know, for a submissive pony, you sure are demanding." Luna glared at him. "what, are you saying his isn't fun? Is that what you're saying? Do I not score high enough on authetius' list of good times?" Authetius backed away, looking genuinely scared. "woah, Luna. I didn't say that, I just sai-" he stopped talking when Luna snapped the table in half. She covered herself in a veil of purple smoke, stepping out of it to reveal her in her full Alicorn glory. "YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG PROSTITUTE THIS TIME!" she used her magic to grab the whip from authetius' hand and strangle him with it. As he slowly asphyxiated, she yelled in his face. "YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, I JUST DOUBLED THE FUN. HOW MANY POINTS DO I RECIEVE NOW, BITCH?" Authetius fell to the ground, dead. Trixie fainted once more. (how was that, auth? Awesome and hilarious enough death? XD) Also, there was one vote each for blazing dawn, authetius, and luigi. Auth died, but the other 2 are tied, so no imprisonment this round ROUND 3 IS NOW STARTING Edited December 22, 2011 by Evilshy Signature now 99% less edgy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Authetius 30 December 22, 2011 Share December 22, 2011 (edited) I LOL'D SO HARD! Thank you sir! Thank you. I'm a bit sad that it ended so soon, but I predicted it - and this is how I want to go out. Oh well, have fun, Ill keep stalking. BTW - I wouldn't mind an attempt at resurrection from Nurse Redheart, but I'm not optimistic about that. Edited December 22, 2011 by Authetius Muahahaha - I has a sig - Muahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(insert username) 53 December 22, 2011 Share December 22, 2011 No amount of yelling and calling people houseplants can describe my exact reaction to this scene presented. Do I exist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evilshy 5,090 December 22, 2011 Author Share December 22, 2011 Is that good or bad? ^ Signature now 99% less edgy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(insert username) 53 December 22, 2011 Share December 22, 2011 It's good. I think. Do I exist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoop 8,384 December 22, 2011 Share December 22, 2011 All according to plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KPM 288 December 22, 2011 Share December 22, 2011 http://mlpforums.com/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING A MILE AWAY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlazingDawn 52 December 22, 2011 Share December 22, 2011 Lol wut story? Also, what the person was does not get shown, and we allow dead people to talk right? "Hell is full of good meanings, but heaven is full of good works" I would love to learn how to shuffle. Just like this Sneak peak to my next Fanfic (First Chapter WILL be prone to editting): http://www.fimfictio...cles-of-Harmony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KPM 288 December 22, 2011 Share December 22, 2011 (I don't think dead people should be involved in the game anymore. Just posting stuff that has nothing to do with the game, like mentioning this) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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