ThatOnePwny 59 July 11, 2012 Share July 11, 2012 Hello! And welcome to the Aperture Science Officially Unofficial ForumUser Observation Initiative! You, [subject username here], have been forced volunteered to participate in this Enrichment Center activity! We thank you for letting us make use of your boring lives take your precious time to read this Aperture Science Letter. Due to unfortunate circumstances, Aperture Science is currently running out of money! This means that we're applying for any Science-related research projects the government is asking for in order to get paid. The Aperture Science Officially Unofficial ForumUser Observation Initiative is an initiative created to observe forum behavior among [subject species here]. That said, if you are a species that is NOT capable of forum use, please stop reading this letter and continue flinging poo/biting humans/eating leaves/other. The initiative will begin at a random point in time between the sending of this letter and the reading of this letter. Once it begins, you must continue life as if nothing has happened, which basically makes this letter pointless. Thank you again for allowing Aperture Science to waste forum space in the name of Science. Sincerley, APERTURE SCIENCE AUTOMATICALLY MANUAL LETTER CREATION DEVICE (Note by ThatOnePwny: Yeah, I'm bored. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrL0LZ 866 July 11, 2012 Share July 11, 2012 The Aperture Science Genetic Lifeform and Magic Operating System does not understand what purpose this letter achieves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatOnePwny 59 July 11, 2012 Author Share July 11, 2012 The Aperture Science Genetic Lifeform and Magic Operating System does not understand what purpose this letter achieves. It achieves no purpose, which is it's purpose. Oh I'm sorry, did I fry your mainframe with that paradox? :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrL0LZ 866 July 11, 2012 Share July 11, 2012 It achieves no purpose, which is it's purpose. Oh I'm sorry, did I fry your mainframe with that paradox? :3 No, you didn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatOnePwny 59 July 11, 2012 Author Share July 11, 2012 No, you didn't. Oh. I thought I broke you. But you're ok! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I used to be a stranger 7,993 July 12, 2012 Share July 12, 2012 (edited) G'day [X] FRIEND / [ ] RIVAL [X] THANK / [ ] BLAST you for your [X]WONDERFUL AND HUMOROUS POSTS / [ ] DISMERITOUS CONDUCT on our forums. I am very [X] GLAD / [ ] MAD that you continue to peruse, and [X] CONTRIBUTE / [ ] CONTINUE TO BREATHE WHILE UNBANNED. I think I speak for all of us when I say [X] WE COULDN'T BE HAPPIER, AND HAVE A HUG / [ ] I'M COMING FOR YOU, YOU SON OF A WITCH-DOCTOR Watch your [X] USER NOTIFICATIONS / [ ] BACK because you just [X] FOUND A NEW FRIEND / [ ] PICKED A FIGHT WITH THE WRONG MAN [X] SINCERELY, / [ ] UP YOURS, -Blue Edited July 12, 2012 by Blue 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One 498 July 12, 2012 Share July 12, 2012 Hello! And welcome to the Aperture Science Officially Unofficial ForumUser Observation Initiative! You, [subject username here], have been forced volunteered to participate in this Enrichment Center activity! We thank you for letting us make use of your boring lives take your precious time to read this Aperture Science Letter. Due to unfortunate circumstances, Aperture Science is currently running out of money! This means that we're applying for any Science-related research projects the government is asking for in order to get paid. The Aperture Science Officially Unofficial ForumUser Observation Initiative is an initiative created to observe forum behavior among [subject species here]. That said, if you are a species that is NOT capable of forum use, please stop reading this letter and continue flinging poo/biting humans/eating leaves/other. The initiative will begin at a random point in time between the sending of this letter and the reading of this letter. Once it begins, you must continue life as if nothing has happened, which basically makes this letter pointless. Thank you again for allowing Aperture Science to waste forum space in the name of Science. Sincerley, APERTURE SCIENCE AUTOMATICALLY MANUAL LETTER CREATION DEVICE (Note by ThatOnePwny: Yeah, I'm bored. ) http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J6-3l3hCm0 This is a signature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Filly Pinkie Pie 208 July 14, 2012 Share July 14, 2012 *gets a package and puts a random thing in it* To:ThatOnePwny Outside Special Message: Hello! This random thing old antique has been given to you by the princess of randomness an unknown friend. Please open this package immediately or you will be sent a Rare-Rainbow-Flutter-Twilight-Pinkie-Apple flavored cupcake a legion of ponies will take this gift from you. Thanks PixiGlow for my PINKTASTIC SIG!!! Cute Avatar made by Dragonshy! Though you are shy and sweet, and I bake every treat, everyone has differences, even best friends, but I can't see the differences in you and me, my friend (formerly Pinkie Pie Rocks) You're only one good thing, and dreams are never worth a thing, my Fluttershy. ~Pinkie Pie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatOnePwny 59 July 14, 2012 Author Share July 14, 2012 G'day [X] FRIEND / [ ] RIVAL [X] THANK / [ ] BLAST you for your [X]WONDERFUL AND HUMOROUS POSTS / [ ] DISMERITOUS CONDUCT on our forums. I am very [X] GLAD / [ ] MAD that you continue to peruse, and [X] CONTRIBUTE / [ ] CONTINUE TO BREATHE WHILE UNBANNED. I think I speak for all of us when I say [X] WE COULDN'T BE HAPPIER, AND HAVE A HUG / [ ] I'M COMING FOR YOU, YOU SON OF A WITCH-DOCTOR Watch your [X] USER NOTIFICATIONS / [ ] BACK because you just [X] FOUND A NEW FRIEND / [ ] PICKED A FIGHT WITH THE WRONG MAN [X] SINCERELY, / [ ] UP YOURS, -Blue Thank you for your useless valuable input! We will continue to stalk monitor the situation from a distance, because we're afraid of you people because SCIENCE! (Only joking, I <3 you all ^^) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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