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VALHALLA!


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WELCOME FRIENDS TO THE HALL OF THE SLAIN!

 

Here you may eat! You may drink! You may arm yourselves how you see fit!

 

And out there... On the Battlefields of Valhalla.. You will FIGHT TO THE DEATH!

 

Upon your deaths you shall reemerge in this dining hall and eat and drink to your hearts content, and when you can no longer eat or drink, again shall you die fighting to defend your sacred honor on the Battlefields of Valhalla.

 

*Eats two roasted pigs and a barrel of ale*

*Arms himself with Gungnir and climbs atop a Pegasus*

 

I AWAIT YOU ON THE BATTLEFIELD MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS!

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I'm a robot, I can't go to VALHALLA...instead i'm going to android hell.... PLEASE TAKE ME TO VALHALLA WITH YOUR MAGIC AND STUFF.


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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

You're gonna have to go find Gepetto and the blue faery for that kind of magic HAHA!

 

*Throws Gungnir through your robot head as you turn around*

 

HAHAAAAA!

 

I didn't turn around....you must suffer from insanity.....

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*Sweeps your robot legs and drives your Robot Torso into the ground with my mighty spear!*

 

Don't have legs either, I hang from the ceiling......Hawkward.......

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HAHAAAA! NOT ANYMORE YOU DONT!

 

I don' get the purpose of this conservation anymore. Good day sir. *Leaves*

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