;3 Why hello, hello, hellooo >;) New friends perhaps? hehehe!

[Gamer Luna 3]

Hehehe... I am Zalgy Cake I am part of the heh heh Equinox Ponies I love to... Let's say play practical jokes on other (Unfortunate) Ponies. You see in my 'jokes' the Pony in question tends to get... Dismembered, Slaughtered, Burnt or Mutilated. I have a unique sense of humor because I enjoy watching Ponies suffer and cry in pain.

 

...It's Fun!...

My parties are always the best! I love to use the occasion to slowly kill my victims, I reckon of you were at the parties you would find it... Horrifically fun > Well all that is me on a... On a good day ;P But if you get me angry let's just say I might go on a small killing spree :3 It always seems to lighten my mood. If you befriend me I will make sure you can join in my fun too, Heck i'll play a prank or two on you It will be bone-crushingly hilarious to watch!

 

Yours Truly

Z̷͈̠͓͇̻͉̫͚͌͌̋̓̕ả̶͕͓͙ͤͮͣ͢l̶̮͖̻͖̟̺̲̠̏̏ͮͭ̅̓ͦ̚̚͟g̔̌ͪ̐ͯͭ҉̬̞̲͈y͖̮̲͓̼͓ͥ ̰̻̐̈́ͣͥ͌̅̉ͭ͝C̻̗͖̦̫͙̙̓͗͆̋̀̔̊̈́͡͡ͅâͫ́̌̔̍̓̆͏̞̣̞͖͖̹̲͙k̶̳̗̘̙̻̘̏ͯͮ͞ȩ͚̼ͪ͟

Edited October 8, 2012 by Zalgy Cake

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

*Takes three steps back*

 

Well, welcome to the forums mister equinox pony :3

 

I'm sure the members here will love to have fun with you :3

[Gamer Luna 3]

*Takes three steps back*

 

Well, welcome to the forums mister equinox pony :3

 

I'm sure the members here will love to have fun with you :3

 

Hehe... I shall expect so... Indeed I rather enjoy the presence of... 'Innocent' Ponies I find great joy in... Ruining the innocence, for I am an Equinox Pony...

 

 

 

I͖͉̫̺̮͍̟͙̥͗͐̀͛̚͘͘͡ ̨̼͖̙̪̀͊̈́ͦ̀̈́ͧ͊͡ą̴̉̔͏̱̜̰͍̞͔̫̭m̡̝͈̺͙͚̯͂͗͗ͨͯ͜͠ ̵̛͎̰̘̠̙̹̝ͤ͒̈́̈͛͑ͦͩͨ͡Z̙͙͎͚͔̈́̎̍͞͠a̗̤̭̭̦͓͍̿ͮ́̂ͥ̃̀̚͜lͧ̔̏͏̺̮̭͙ḡ̵̡̮͉̫̩͎̱̪̿́y̿̀̏̂ͮͬ̆ͅ ̢̨̦͔͚̔̋̀ͩ͟C̵̞͒͐ͭ̐́̍̄̚ă̊ͦ̆͠҉̫̞͕̳͖̖͍̼k̢̜̝̙̠̲ͭ̉̕e̥̬͉ͨ̈́̔̔͑̌ͅ ̷̙̪̜̤̻̤̆ͯ̎ͭ̂Ì̖̪͉͕͈̥͋ͪͬ ̳̻͇̗̰͇͚͒̈l̈͑͝҉͈͎̰͟i̓͏͍̯͍̬̰̦̦ͅk̢̹̭̲̜̰̙̀ͣ̇ͯ̑̍ͣ͒̆e̶̦̯͇̰̻͖̜ͫͯ̂̿ͨ͠ ̦͎͚̠̘̐̄̏͌̓ͥ̈ͩt̷͚̼̣͔̳͖͓̔ͤͬ̚o̤̼̬̟̍͑̒ͯ̚͠ ͕̯̜̦̱̺͂ͪ͋̾ͪ̑ͣͣ͘͞i͎͚͖̱̖͌̊ͦ͛̌͒n̡̲̯͚̠͎ͤͥ͂͑̀̂̎̃̚v̨̜͙̠ͮͩ̌o̦̭̤͚ͮ̌̊̏̋̀͊k̶̠̗͖͔̮̩̙͌͗ͫ̀e̦̦͍͆ͧ ͒̎̔̏͌́̂͏̡̘͈̙̥̙̕c̷̤̙̱̖̲̦̹ͭ͌́̕h̄ͣ̌͑ͫͬ̾̌̚͏̪̲̲͉̖̹́a̶̛͖̬̎̽́ͬo̝͔̘̯͇̩ͭ̑̉ͣs̴̞̙̦͇̼ͮ̈͋̓̆͛̓͊ͯ͞ ̴̰̬́̍̌̍̋̔́̇̕a̶̻̻͚̖͔̔̇̇̑́̅͊̒̇ņ̵͙̗̭̃̅͌̌̂́̚ḍ̥̭͓̬͙͙̊̀̄̀̆̚͞ ̮͍͇̰̳̬͂͆ͮ͛f̷̢͖̹̘̦͎̠̭̬ͥͦͦe̢̯͔ͮ͢ą̤̭͍̤͎͙̠̗̎̎̀͟r̛̙̯̋͛ͭ̌ͣ͌͛̽͛ ͍̥̳͔͍̳̯̈ͣͩ͛ͣͨ̔i̢̖͍̩̘̣̝̿̉ͯ̉͂ͧ̌̋̈n̶̢͔͈͍̯̣̠͕ͤ̍͡t̯̻̥̰͎̾͛ͨ͑̋̊ö̶̘̬̺̫́̄̑͊͠ ̧̧̮̺̭̐̒͂̕ͅm̧̌͐̏͊̒̍҉̠̲̞͎͈̳ͅy̦̜͇̬̘͕̞ͤͫ͌ ̗̻̳̰̱̯ͩ̒̎͛̿f̵̧͚̫ͥ͌ͪͬͫ̈̈̕e̢̫͔ͧl̴̯ͧ̽̈͋̿͊͗́l̶̸̢͛͌̊̌ͮ̊̑ͅó̾͆̃̊͊͞҉̡͕̘̠w̬̝̤̫̮̰͕͛͊̈́̓̽̂ͯ͜͡ͅ ̵̡̯͙͈̝͎͋P̧̛̭͚̳̱͆ͩ̾̍̅ͥͅỏ̦̥̩͔̀͟n̞̞͙̬̜͇̙̬̖ͪ̿͂i̸̴͍̰̲͛̐͗̐̉̕e̴̖̤̳̳͕̜̻̽͑s̩͖͛̈̂̽͘.͉͇͔͎ͥ̇ͮ̈́̍ͫͤ̋.͎̖̬̲͚̼͎ͬͦ̔.̹͕̜̔͐̈́̐ͣ͐̚͠͡ ̛̠͔̪ͭ̃̍̊͘͠D͚̯̼̣̲͚̃́͋̏̽̌̉͟i̺̞͎͎̟͇ͧ̃̂̉͋̐̏ͩ́ş͙̪͓͍̠̱̑͛ͩͬ̿ͮ̆͋͋c̷͓̪͓͈͗͒ͪ̽ͅo̍͐̎̽̚҉̺͙͍̤̦͠ŗ̤̝̹̘̙̩̟͚ͬͧ͑͆̂̍͜d̦̭̘̦̱̣͐̃̂̀́?̣̫̿ͨ͋͝ ̵̤̗̯͔̣̃ͣ͗̊ͫḢ͆̿̃̀̄̅ͪ͏̮͚A̖̠̘̻̪͋͌̕͡!̴̸̴͕̹̉̂ͦͅ ̴̛̦͓̄͊ͅW̶̞͇ͪ͑͗͐͊ͯ͑̉̀ͅh̨͖͋̐̈́̒̾͌̀a̖̹̝̞̍͂̀͐͂̏ͩt̵̴̗̞͔̮ͩ͂͛̈́̇̄ ̰̲̩̟͈̹̽a̫̱͍̤̤̲ͪ̍ͯ̚ ̧̧̪̘͉̼̣̑ͯͦͯj̣̜͍̻̘̝̙̍͝ò͍̺̝͈̘̗͎͕ͮͪ̂ͧͨͨķ̝͔̘͈͉̰̠̿͛̀ͣͅe̮͖̅̐̎̏̀̈́.̣̲̥̳̊̍̿ͬ̅ͥ̓.̱͕̹̜̥͔̌̈͛̓ͭ́̀ͥ.͔͍͉̝̥͒̋ͪͧ̐ͧ͠ ͙͇̒ͥ͋̔̑ͤ͟

Edited October 8, 2012 by Zalgy Cake

[NavelColt 22,876]

Someone else besides me using the crazy mirroring effect on their member title? This forum ain't big enough for the two of us, noobie.

 

Welcome to the board :3 I personally detest the gore and depressive side of this fandom with a passion, but I suppose, statistically, someone has to enjoy it. I'm C.Discord, one of the mods here, as well as the self-proclaimed top Discord fan. I hope you enjoy your stay and have fun. Just remember, try to keep gore images and posts down, as there are younger kids here

[Gamer Luna 3]

Someone else besides me using the crazy mirroring effect on their member title? This forum ain't big enough for the two of us, noobie.

 

Welcome to the board :3 I personally detest the gore and depressive side of this fandom with a passion, but I suppose, statistically, someone has to enjoy it. I'm C.Discord, one of the mods here, as well as the self-proclaimed top Discord fan. I hope you enjoy your stay and have fun. Just remember, try to keep gore images and posts down, as there are younger kids here

 

Hhahahah Well you see I do not tend to lets say... keep photographic images of my 'handy-work' it just ruins the great memories I had actually doing it

 

 

I͖͉̫̺̮͍̟͙̥͗͐̀͛̚͘͘͡ ̨̼͖̙̪̀͊̈́ͦ̀̈́ͧ͊͡ą̴̉̔͏̱̜̰͍̞͔̫̭m̡̝͈̺͙͚̯͂͗͗ͨͯ͜͠ ̵̛͎̰̘̠̙̹̝ͤ͒̈́̈͛͑ͦͩͨ͡Z̙͙͎͚͔̈́̎̍͞͠a̗̤̭̭̦͓͍̿ͮ́̂ͥ̃̀̚͜lͧ̔̏͏̺̮̭͙ḡ̵̡̮͉̫̩͎̱̪̿́y̿̀̏̂ͮͬ̆ͅ ̢̨̦͔͚̔̋̀ͩ͟C̵̞͒͐ͭ̐́̍̄̚ă̊ͦ̆͠҉̫̞͕̳͖̖͍̼k̢̜̝̙̠̲ͭ̉̕e̥̬͉ͨ̈́̔̔͑̌ͅ ̷̙̪̜̤̻̤̆ͯ̎ͭ̂Ì̖̪͉͕͈̥͋ͪͬ ̳̻͇̗̰͇͚͒̈l̈͑͝҉͈͎̰͟i̓͏͍̯͍̬̰̦̦ͅk̢̹̭̲̜̰̙̀ͣ̇ͯ̑̍ͣ͒̆e̶̦̯͇̰̻͖̜ͫͯ̂̿ͨ͠ ̦͎͚̠̘̐̄̏͌̓ͥ̈ͩt̷͚̼̣͔̳͖͓̔ͤͬ̚o̤̼̬̟̍͑̒ͯ̚͠ ͕̯̜̦̱̺͂ͪ͋̾ͪ̑ͣͣ͘͞i͎͚͖̱̖͌̊ͦ͛̌͒n̡̲̯͚̠͎ͤͥ͂͑̀̂̎̃̚v̨̜͙̠ͮͩ̌o̦̭̤͚ͮ̌̊̏̋̀͊k̶̠̗͖͔̮̩̙͌͗ͫ̀e̦̦͍͆ͧ ͒̎̔̏͌́̂͏̡̘͈̙̥̙̕c̷̤̙̱̖̲̦̹ͭ͌́̕h̄ͣ̌͑ͫͬ̾̌̚͏̪̲̲͉̖̹́a̶̛͖̬̎̽́ͬo̝͔̘̯͇̩ͭ̑̉ͣs̴̞̙̦͇̼ͮ̈͋̓̆͛̓͊ͯ͞ ̴̰̬́̍̌̍̋̔́̇̕a̶̻̻͚̖͔̔̇̇̑́̅͊̒̇ņ̵͙̗̭̃̅͌̌̂́̚ḍ̥̭͓̬͙͙̊̀̄̀̆̚͞ ̮͍͇̰̳̬͂͆ͮ͛f̷̢͖̹̘̦͎̠̭̬ͥͦͦe̢̯͔ͮ͢ą̤̭͍̤͎͙̠̗̎̎̀͟r̛̙̯̋͛ͭ̌ͣ͌͛̽͛ ͍̥̳͔͍̳̯̈ͣͩ͛ͣͨ̔i̢̖͍̩̘̣̝̿̉ͯ̉͂ͧ̌̋̈n̶̢͔͈͍̯̣̠͕ͤ̍͡t̯̻̥̰͎̾͛ͨ͑̋̊ö̶̘̬̺̫́̄̑͊͠ ̧̧̮̺̭̐̒͂̕ͅm̧̌͐̏͊̒̍҉̠̲̞͎͈̳ͅy̦̜͇̬̘͕̞ͤͫ͌ ̗̻̳̰̱̯ͩ̒̎͛̿f̵̧͚̫ͥ͌ͪͬͫ̈̈̕e̢̫͔ͧl̴̯ͧ̽̈͋̿͊͗́l̶̸̢͛͌̊̌ͮ̊̑ͅó̾͆̃̊͊͞҉̡͕̘̠w̬̝̤̫̮̰͕͛͊̈́̓̽̂ͯ͜͡ͅ ̵̡̯͙͈̝͎͋P̧̛̭͚̳̱͆ͩ̾̍̅ͥͅỏ̦̥̩͔̀͟n̞̞͙̬̜͇̙̬̖ͪ̿͂i̸̴͍̰̲͛̐͗̐̉̕e̴̖̤̳̳͕̜̻̽͑s̩͖͛̈̂̽͘.͉͇͔͎ͥ̇ͮ̈́̍ͫͤ̋.͎̖̬̲͚̼͎ͬͦ̔.̹͕̜̔͐̈́̐ͣ͐̚͠͡ ̛̠͔̪ͭ̃̍̊͘͠D͚̯̼̣̲͚̃́͋̏̽̌̉͟i̺̞͎͎̟͇ͧ̃̂̉͋̐̏ͩ́ş͙̪͓͍̠̱̑͛ͩͬ̿ͮ̆͋͋c̷͓̪͓͈͗͒ͪ̽ͅo̍͐̎̽̚҉̺͙͍̤̦͠ŗ̤̝̹̘̙̩̟͚ͬͧ͑͆̂̍͜d̦̭̘̦̱̣͐̃̂̀́?̣̫̿ͨ͋͝ ̵̤̗̯͔̣̃ͣ͗̊ͫḢ͆̿̃̀̄̅ͪ͏̮͚A̖̠̘̻̪͋͌̕͡!̴̸̴͕̹̉̂ͦͅ ̴̛̦͓̄͊ͅW̶̞͇ͪ͑͗͐͊ͯ͑̉̀ͅh̨͖͋̐̈́̒̾͌̀a̖̹̝̞̍͂̀͐͂̏ͩt̵̴̗̞͔̮ͩ͂͛̈́̇̄ ̰̲̩̟͈̹̽a̫̱͍̤̤̲ͪ̍ͯ̚ ̧̧̪̘͉̼̣̑ͯͦͯj̣̜͍̻̘̝̙̍͝ò͍̺̝͈̘̗͎͕ͮͪ̂ͧͨͨķ̝͔̘͈͉̰̠̿͛̀ͣͅe̮͖̅̐̎̏̀̈́.̣̲̥̳̊̍̿ͬ̅ͥ̓.̱͕̹̜̥͔̌̈͛̓ͭ́̀ͥ.͔͍͉̝̥͒̋ͪͧ̐ͧ͠ ͙͇̒ͥ͋̔̑ͤ͟

Edited October 8, 2012 by Zalgy Cake

[aperture_tech 56]

Alright, finally, somepony who knows how to get stuff done! Oh, I already know that you and I are going to be the bestest of friends.

[sqwisgaar.sqwigelf 16]

This sounds totally brutals. I prefer to cook lobsters though, they shriek, turn red and die Which is even more brutals... Is vodka a food?