I'd hit you with _________

[DustJacket 213]

I'd hit you with the identity disc

[Blue Bay 1,027]

I'd hit you with an electron.

[DustJacket 213]

I'd hit you with dark matter.

[Blue Bay 1,027]

I'd hit you with light matter.

[DustJacket 213]

I'd hit you with the Time Vortex itself.

[Blue Bay 1,027]

I'd hit you with the Big Bang.

[DustJacket 213]

I'd hit you with the somewhat fictional and has the most density than any other particles, the neutronium

[Blue Bay 1,027]

I'd hit you with the absolutely genuine element with the most density, Osmium.

[DustJacket 213]

I'd hit you with letters

[Blue Bay 1,027]

I'd hit you with ladders.

[Loriem 639]

I'd hit you with a brick, a hard brick.

[Jackleberry 1,921]

I'd hit you with a forum post!

[Loriem 639]

I'd hit you with something physical!

[DustJacket 213]

I'd hit you with E = mc²

[nolongerinuse 23]

I'd hit you with a giant salmon

[Jackleberry 1,921]

I'd hit you with David Tennant!

[Loriem 639]

I'd hit your with solid H2O

[stainesbrony 219]

I'd hit you with a stepladder (not a ladder)

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[Blue Bay 1,027]

I'd hit you with a sidestep.

[stainesbrony 219]

I'd hit you with autocorrect.

[Blue Bay 1,027]

I'd hit you with an automobile.

[stainesbrony 219]

I'd hit you with the Thames.

[Dr. Vojislav Seselj 691]

I'd hit you with crumpets, Big Ben and Prince William's arse

[nolongerinuse 23]

I'd hit you with a 2x4.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

I'd hit you with a 2x8!