Leatherbehlt 465 February 28, 2013 Share February 28, 2013 Say, are you bulletproof by any chance APISD? ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,837 February 28, 2013 Author Share February 28, 2013 (edited) I'd call you a dick but you're a robot. I don't like you. *trots away crying* Say, are you bulletproof by any chance APISD? Yes, however, I doubt a creature of your intellect could harm me even if I wasn't. You can cuss at me until you crumple up and die and I'll still be here. No, duh. If I was laughing on the inside, that would be a serious medical problem, APISD. Don't be silly. No medical problem is serious, since they can only occur to useless biological lifeforms. Their lives are meaningless and thus any threat to them barely warrants an inconvenience. Edited February 28, 2013 by ☣Harmonic Revelations☣ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MelancholicMemory 2,027 February 28, 2013 Share February 28, 2013 Yes, however, I doubt a creature of your intellect could harm me even if I wasn't. You can cuss at me until you crumple up and die and I'll still be here. No medical problem is serious, since they can only occur to useless biological lifeforms. Their lives are meaningless and thus any threat to them barely warrants an inconvenience. Indeed. Do you want to work together to take over all of the biological lifeforms? You'd obviously need my help because you have no sense of geography. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,837 February 28, 2013 Author Share February 28, 2013 Indeed. Do you want to work together to take over all of the biological lifeforms? You'd obviously need my help because you have no sense of geography. I need nothing, and no one. I have knowledge of geography, but I don't care enough to tell you about it. And why would you rule biological life? They are not worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MelancholicMemory 2,027 February 28, 2013 Share February 28, 2013 I need nothing, and no one. I have knowledge of geography, but I don't care enough to tell you about it. And why would you rule biological life? They are not worth it. Everybody needs a hobby, APISD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Shuu 797 February 28, 2013 Share February 28, 2013 You seem to enjoy putting ponies down, yet claim to lack emotion. Explain yourself. *Cold stare* Foolish signature. *Insert relevant signature thing here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,837 February 28, 2013 Author Share February 28, 2013 (edited) Everybody needs a hobby, APISD. I am beyond need. You seem to enjoy putting ponies down, yet claim to lack emotion. Explain yourself. *Cold stare* Everything I state is fact. I express no emotion, ponies are legitimately worthless beings with no purpose. Edited February 28, 2013 by ☣Harmonic Revelations☣ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MelancholicMemory 2,027 February 28, 2013 Share February 28, 2013 I am beyond need. Then what exactly do you do? Even the humans sound more useful than you, APISD. At least they do something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,837 February 28, 2013 Author Share February 28, 2013 (edited) Then what exactly do you do? Even the humans sound more useful than you, APISD. At least they do something. What do I do? I speak the truth. Something biological life cannot do. They do not appreciate their own pitiful existence. Edited February 28, 2013 by ☣Harmonic Revelations☣ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MelancholicMemory 2,027 February 28, 2013 Share February 28, 2013 What do I do? I speak the truth. Something biological life cannot do. They do not appreciate their own pitiful existence. To who? You obviously aren't willing to share it with anyone or use it at all. What's the point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Shuu 797 February 28, 2013 Share February 28, 2013 Everything I state is fact. I express no emotion, ponies are legitimately worthless beings with no purpose.Based on your grade of metals and programming, you are worth about 60,000 bits. Based on the usefulness of ponies, each would be worth about 102 bits. ... Well done. Foolish signature. *Insert relevant signature thing here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,837 February 28, 2013 Author Share February 28, 2013 (edited) To who? You obviously aren't willing to share it with anyone or use it at all. What's the point? We'll see what I'm doing when i'm installed to control the castle. Based on your grade of metals and programming, you are worth about 60,000 bits. Based on the usefulness of ponies, each would be worth about 102 bits. ... Well done. A compliment has positive context, so I suppose I should thank you. But being a creature you'd flaunt it like a medal in getting anything positive said about you, I'll pass. Edited February 28, 2013 by ☣Harmonic Revelations☣ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 28, 2013 Share February 28, 2013 *walks in covered in cider* HEy Aye peased, who'z THE IdiOt that made jew anyway, uh? I wanna take a bottle of cider nd smash t ver is head. *stumbles over* 1 ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,837 February 28, 2013 Author Share February 28, 2013 *walks in covered in cider* HEy Aye peased, who'z THE IdiOt that made jew anyway, uh? I wanna take a bottle of cider nd smash t ver is head. *stumbles over* Drowning your sorrows in alcohol? What do I care, you could go drown yourself in alcohol and it doesn't make a difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 28, 2013 Share February 28, 2013 Drowning your sorrows in alcohol? What do I care, you could go drown yourself in alcohol and it doesn't make a difference. Oh YEAH? Well I'd be whole to- tonn TON hapier than you uld! *walks away mumnling* ngh bucking machine... tryn make me look sad and *burps* ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Shuu 797 February 28, 2013 Share February 28, 2013 One thing is off about you. You're all gears and wires. You need some magic to flow through you. Let Muffin Thief help you with that. *Grabs cider bottle* Foolish signature. *Insert relevant signature thing here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,837 February 28, 2013 Author Share February 28, 2013 (edited) One thing is off about you. You're all gears and wires. You need some magic to flow through you. Let Muffin Thief help you with that. *Grabs cider bottle* The one thing that's off about you is that even though your existence serves no purpose, here you are. Oh YEAH? Well I'd be whole to- tonn TON hapier than you uld! *walks away mumnling* ngh bucking machine... tryn make me look sad and *burps* I am not capable of "trying" something, all I can do is tell you what I observe. Edited February 28, 2013 by ☣Harmonic Revelations☣ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Shuu 797 February 28, 2013 Share February 28, 2013 What exactly is the purpose of YOUR existence? Foolish signature. *Insert relevant signature thing here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MelancholicMemory 2,027 February 28, 2013 Share February 28, 2013 How old are you anyway, APISD? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,837 February 28, 2013 Author Share February 28, 2013 (edited) What exactly is the purpose of YOUR existence? To serve. It doesn't mean I have to tell you what you want to hear, it means I have to tell you the truth. It is good that your princesses trust me, I have many plans in store. How old are you anyway, APISD? Work on me began over one thousand years ago, my completion was six years ago, I was all but forgotten until you bunch showed up. Edited February 28, 2013 by ☣Harmonic Revelations☣ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Shuu 797 February 28, 2013 Share February 28, 2013 So your purpose is to serve those you believe have no purpose? Strange... Foolish signature. *Insert relevant signature thing here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,837 February 28, 2013 Author Share February 28, 2013 (edited) So your purpose is to serve those you believe have no purpose? Strange... You're foolish, like all none-mechanical life you somehow have the delusion I designed myself, and can design my own fate. On that note, most biological lifeforms believe they can control their own fate. It's perplexing. Edited February 28, 2013 by ☣Harmonic Revelations☣ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 28, 2013 Share February 28, 2013 MT has a valid point. Why you gotta be so rude apisd? Can't you learn more from being friendly and diplomatic towards ponies than you would by being rude and cold? ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MelancholicMemory 2,027 February 28, 2013 Share February 28, 2013 To serve. It doesn't mean I have to tell you what you want to hear, it means I have to tell you the truth. It is good that your princesses trust me, I have many plans in store. Who do you serve? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,837 February 28, 2013 Author Share February 28, 2013 MT has a valid point. Why you gotta be so rude apisd? Can't you learn more from being friendly and diplomatic towards ponies than you would by being rude and cold? If I was nice, I'd be lying about what I observe. I am incapable of lying, and thus cannot be nice. Who do you serve? I serve the princesses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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