The story of how I defeated a hater

[Harmonic Revelations 8,837]

So I had a very interesting story to tell you about how I outwitted a hater.

 

So I was going to the store  so I could get a pony sweatshirt. The specifics are not important, there were a few cracks on the side walk because my town is cheap, but that's not what bothered me. So I walked inside the store and went and got one of the sweatshirts. I walked by this guy and he was like:

 

"Look at dat fag"

 

And I was like:

 

 And then he was all like:

 

"Yeah, what are you gonna do about it?"
 

and I'm like

 

"I'll beat ur ass"

 

And he's like 
 

"it's on"

 

So we got into a gun fight on the stair well, I used my Hello kitty Ar-15 to shoot at him as we ascended. Eventually we reached the top

 

So we jumped off a sky scraper in the upper atmosphere and engaged in rousing hand to hand combat. I pulled out a nuclear banana and exploded it, killing him instantly. We then hit the ground. I stood up, and triumphantly walked off.

 

 

And that's how I defeated a hater.

 

 

The moral of this story is that violence is always the answer to your problems.

[The Soldier 2,044]

This dude I know called himself a real man by using his finger gun to defeat a hater.

 

He is known to me as Heavy.

[Fanned 88]

The moral of this story is that violence is always the answer to your problems.

 

What about math problems?

[Moog the Kvlt 1,460]

What about math problems?

 

You can shoot up a piece of paper

[Soundgarden 2,758]

I witnessed the fight. It looked something like this: