private Ork and black star role play

[Belgian&Brony 35]

*king shining armor and black twinkle sit to a round table while drinking tea*

Hi there grimskull king shining armors soldier captain sharp crystal putted you inside the execution room

(King Shining Armor: well you have the elements given it to me if you want to be alive)

I'm friends with king shining armour we have some things common

We both want the elements

We both have a wife who is killed (king shining armour: my...lovely...cadence...was....killed...when..she..walked into the burning ever free forest)

My wife did kill the one who burned down the ever free forest

(King shining armor: you still have her spirit)

Your crystal highness you still have cadence in your heart

(King shining armour: well give me a hug comrade ! *black twinkle and shining armor hug eachother*)

Anyway we have a angry green beast looking at us

(King shining armor: listen ork captain sharp crystal is in the military base in the crystal hills)

If you still want to kill us we have disarmed you when you where sleeping

(King shining armor: you can't hurt us your weapons and your sharp claw is gone)

Well I do have the element back but I and shining armor share the elements

(King shining armour: we won't fight anymore for the elements

*black twinkle and king shining armor take a new cup of tea*

Well ork good luck finding sharp crystal you shall die over 13 hours later anyway

[The Rainbownator 42]

*grimskul looks down at his arms to see that his gun and klaw are gone* YOU SON OF A ZOG I'LL TEAR YOUR ZOGGINGS HEADS OFF *he charges full speed at shining armour, he the grabs his head* YOU HAD TO GET RID OF MY KLAW DIDN'T YA * he grabs his legs and rips him in half, he throws his limp body on the ground and looks at black twinkle*...YOUR NEXT YOU PUNY SON OF A ZOG *grimskul grabs black twinkle by the legs and starts beating him against the wall*

[Belgian&Brony 35]

Are you angry ? I see that you dont like a tea party

*black twinkle picks up his luger and shoots grimskulls legs apart so he can't run*

CRYSTAL SOLDIERS YOUR KING IS DEAD HELP ME BEFORE IM DEAD !

*suddenly 9 guards with machine guns aim at grimskull and they shoot grimskulls arms apart too*

How does it feel to only have a head, belly and a chest ?

*black twinkle escapes and warns all the soldiers that shining armor is killed*

I would like to see grim skull as ash and bone powder !

(Captain sharp crystal: my leader is dead....we...need.a new ruler !!!!

Be the new ruler sharp crystal grim skull is dead in 12 hours thanks to my wife's spirit so dont worry

*sharp crystal laughs and grins: (sharp crystal: thanks for making me a king Equestrian Leader !

No thanks needed *black twinkle goes to canterlot to visit it restored*

[The Rainbownator 42]

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH YOU SONS OF ZOGS....horses there one thing you don't know about orks....we are a fungus....we like to *grimskuls limbs slowly grow back* REGENERATE!!!! *once his limbs are back he charges at the guards and stomps tears and punches them to a pulp, grimskul looks around in the room and finds a large locked chest*...hmmm.....*he tears off the lock and looks inside and finds his klaw*...foolish zogs *he attaches his klaw back on* WHO'S NEXT!!!!

[Belgian&Brony 35]

*meanwhile in canterlot black twinkle is planing to fix the city*

Well engineers this time canterlot must have mor tower so I can fight and win a other time

You never know what shall happen next !

(Engineers: yes Masster of Equestria 100 towers for shall be build)

Fine sirs I'm waiting for someone called grim skull if you see him tell me so I can shoot him down I know that his arms and legs shall regrow

(Engineers: we shall place sniper rifles on the towers just in case)

Yea that will do the job

I do never forget what he did to my child and wife !

(Engineers: we shall help you we know how you feel)

Thanks gentlecolts I cant wait until I see grim skull I want 1001 bullets in him !

[The Rainbownator 42]

...I know I can not win....so I won't fight...*grimskul wonders into a forest when suddenly a dark purple cloud appears infront of him*...it can't be....IT CAN BE AND IT IS!!! *the cloud forms into a portal* I KNEW GORK WOULDN'T FORGET ME!!! *grimskul runs into the portal...he has now left you relm and is back In his own relm* AH HA IVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY TO SEE A ORK JUNK YARD!!

[Belgian&Brony 35]

*black twinkle saw the dark purple cloud when he was on the watch tower*

He...killed..my..wife...and...child...

AND HE IS IN HIS OWN WORLD WITHOUT A SINGLE SCRATCH !!!!!!!!

I'll destroy his world for sure now

King sharp crystal..admiral torpedo...colonel green tank..captain silver blade ....

I won't give up my wife and child is killed

My wife was going to be the queen and my child was going to be the next ruler of Equestria

They are dead thanks to works

Now (downfall outrage scene) WANT SWEET REVENGE

MY WIFE WAS THE ONLY PONY WHO DID LOVE ME

IL LET HIS WORLD BURN MY LOVE MEANED SO MUCH

KING SHARP CRYSTAL HELP ME DESTROY HIS REALM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*10000000 crystal soldiers charge into the portal*

That is what you get for killing my special somepony !!!!!!!!!

[The Rainbownator 42]

*grimskul is standing waiting for black twinkle and his army along side him a ork horde 50 billion times larger than the crystal army* oh hello there horse....so nice of you to join us...in my relm...oh do you like my friend ghazgul's horde...well it's actually a small part of it the rest are on the planet kraxilon fighting some space marines....SO LADZ THEY ARE THE ONES WHO KILLED MAH HORDE AND ZOGWORT SO YA KNOW WAT....LET'S GET UM LADZ WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH*the entire of the horde charges full speed at the army* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

[Belgian&Brony 35]

*the crystal ponies shoot down 90% of all orks with long rifles the remaining orks where stabbed by the bayonets*

BECAUSE WE ARE HORSES DOES NOT MEAN WE CANT WIN AGAINST GREEN FAT PIGS !!!!!!!!!!

*The crystal army uses air pegasi forces to shoot down orks while the are in the air*

*Captain heinkel a Equestrian air captain goes support the crystals*

(Captain heinkel: I'm the ork butcher and I'm doing my job !

*Captain heinkel shoots down the remaining works*

LET YOUR STUPID SLAVES GO DIE FOR ME GRIMSKULL !!!!!!

[The Rainbownator 42]

WHA-HOW THE ZOG.....NO MATTER BRING IN DA FIGHTERS AND DA LOOTED WAGONS *800 jet planes come over the hill and 5000 tanks follow the jets kill all the pegasi and the tanks kill 78% of the ground troops* BRING IN MORE BOYZ *an uncountable number of trucks come in from everywhere each unloads 100 ork boyz* LADZ CHARGE DON'T STOP UNTIL THEY'RE ALL DEAD!! *the entire horde much larger than the last charges at full speed killing what ever was left of the crystal army*...so horse what's your plan now

[Belgian&Brony 35]

*black twinkle calls for more troops and 15000 more heavily ground armed troops appear*

YOU ARE GOING TO LOSE

*Colonel green tank calls for air troops and 30000 crystal and Equestrian bombers appear*

(Green tank: THAT HAPPENS IF YOU KILL MY LEADER HIS WIFE AND CHILD !)

*the bombers drop bombs on the tanks destroying 4879 tanks and dogfight the jet fighter destroying 786 jet planes*

YOU WONT WIN OR RUN THIS TIME !!!!

(Countless Crystal ponies jump of the bombers with parachutes and land on the ground*

CCHARRRRGEEE !!!!!

*the crystal paracomandos shoot down 97% of the entire horde*

THE REMAINING MUST PAY TOO EQUESTRIA ABOVE EVERYTHING !!!!!

*the remaining orks get blown up by heavily armed troops*

EVERYPONY SING THE HOLY EQUESTRAIN ATHEM !!!!!

*ground soldiers sing the Equestrian athem*

EQUESTRIA EQUESTRIA ABOVE EVERYTHIN IN THE UNIVERSE !

EQUESTRIA EQUESTRIA EQUESTRIA EQUESTRIA ABOVE EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE !!!

OH EQUESTRIAN MARES AND EQUESTRAIN CIDER

WE FIGHT IN BROTHERLY POWER !!

EQUESTRIA EQUESTRIA EQUESTRIA EQUESTRIA ABOVE EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE !!!!!!

I guess your planet can't even sing happy birthday !!

[The Rainbownator 42]

YOU THINK YOU'VE ZOGGING WON THIS?!! IT'S ONLY JUST GETTIN' STARTED!! MEK LAD BRING IT IN!! *a ork all most the same size as grimskul appears on the hill he is mostly mechanical and has a strange device on his back witch is generating a unbreakable force field a slightly large area around him* mek lad: HEY HORSE YOU READY TO MEET....A DEATH DRED!! *a death dred appears behind him inside the force field (( we are role playing in the warhammer 40k universe witch is a table top game so I'll use the ork models this is a deathdred [url="http://0-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/tg/image/1338/08/1338085221439.jpg as 50 more of them charge over the hill and an uncountable number of ork boys charge in from all directions...and 100 more orks the size of grimskul in mechanical armour with a klaw and gun follow(( they are called mega nobs))* grimskul: COME AT US HORSE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!((EDIT Should be fixed))

Edited June 28, 2013 by British_brony

[Belgian&Brony 35]

*everypony execpt black twinkle runs away in circles* i think its time to chill over *black twinkle lights a cigar* yea il peace up until im into 1000 pieces *black twinkle blows the smoke and pinkimenas spirit appears* pinkimena protect me before its too late *pinkimenas spirit creates a casle made of smoke* thats what im talkin about honey *black twinkle enters the castle and goes on the highest tower possible*

Orks try to climb it if you want to get me *the orks try to climb it but only black twinkle and pinkimena can climb it because its made of spiritual smoke* orks... dont even try climbing smoke *black twinkle spits at grimskulls face* (pinkimenas spirit: what can i do to save you know? The orks can still shoot! ) dont worry just hug me *a part of her spirit turns into a bulletproof suit* good luck with defeating me boss grimscum!!

[The Rainbownator 42]

WGAT IN THE NAME OF GORK AND MORK IS THAT....A SMOKE FORT THAT'S THE BEST YOU GOT?!! *sceams into radio* GET ALL THE FLYERS OVER HERE NOW...YES ALL OF THEM!! *moments later 6000 ork flyers zoom in* LADZ OPEN FIRE!! ALL WEAPONS *all the ork boys miss half the death dreds hit and all the flyers hit* GRAAAAAAA!!!, OI MEK LAD GET OVER HERE AND USE THAT WIERD COMTRAPTION OF YOURS!! *one of the mek lads goes over to the castle((http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8wvM_9nSino/S-lpPy87gTI/AAAAAAAAAFM/b7-cfrAmZCI/s1600/wh40k-Ork-Big-Mek-with-Shokk-Attack-Gun.jpg the gun sucks in stuff, sends it into the warp)) NOW !! *the mek lad sucks the entire castle telerporting it into the warp ((the place between dimensions))* HAHAHAHAAAAAA....DID YOU THINK WE'D NOT HAVE A TRICK OF OUR OWN?!!

[Belgian&Brony 35]

Excuse me *trows the burning cigar into the gun putting it into fire* a simple solution can be the best sometimes wait i also have my lighter *black twinkle puts his pocket radio on and says / bring our NJ here (military radio host : are you sure my leader ? ) yes im sure *a single pony appears with a nervous face*.NJ...you know what to do here right? (NJ: sure my leader) now grimmskull i have something special with me if you guess what NJ means and you got the answer correct you can kill me and taked my land

[The Rainbownator 42]

*walks up to the NJ*..hmm.....*picks him up with the klaw*...nah *shoots him into nothing but a blood stain*...why would I guess? But tell me, what does NJ meen?! Well I though about it and well...I couldnt think of anything, non justical?, nutrition jiuce?Nick Justin? What does it meen?

[Belgian&Brony 35]

*Pinkimena creates a spiritual protection coffin* it means Nuking Jihadi *the radioactive blood explodes destroying almost everything of the ork world but black twinkle, pinkimena and grimskull survive the nuclair meltdown* u better did not shot him *smiles and teleports to Equestria * (Queen chrystalis: where did you go black twinkle? ) i just nuked a entire dimension and only with grimskull alive (queen chrystalis: well done but are you not scared that he shall take revenge? ) no he never shall defeat us ALONE *black twinkle dances in Circles with Chrystalis* that happens if someone murders my child and wife

[The Rainbownator 42]

*a dark purple cloud portal appears, and coming from is a distant sound* waaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!! *grimskul charges out at full speed, he grabs the neck of crysilis throws her to the ground and curb stomps her face to a mere blood splatter, he then grabs you by the neck and grips tight* YOU KILLED MY HORDE, KILLED MY BEST MATE, KILLED PART OF THE LARGEST HORDE EVER KNOWN AND DESTROYED MY HOME PLANET AND YOU EXPECT TO GET AWAY UNHARMED, YOU ARE GOING TO ZOGGING PAY FOR WHAT YOUVE DONE YOU ZOGGING PIECE OF WORTHLESS FLESH!!!! *he throws you to the ground with full force places his foot on you holding you still* YOUR NOT ZOGGING GETTING AWAY THIS TIME!!! *piontes gun at your head* ANY LAST ZOGGING WORDS HORSE?!!

[Belgian&Brony 35]

*Black twinkle says nothing and looks into grimskulls eyes* ........................*the Equestrian ponies look at grimskull and the military ponies take of their hats* everypony has to die one day but 0_0 *king sharp chrystal enters a spear into grimskulls heart and while the tip of the spear penetrates black twinkles chest* how could you... *grimskull and black twinkle bleed furiously while they are still alive * (king sbarp Chrystal : BLACK TWINKLE HIS AGE IS DONE!!!!! Long live chrystalistic freedom !) *king chrystal puts his spear out the two bodies while watching them having their last breath*......im...sorry......for..what.....i... (coughs blood)..did.....grimskull...i...deserve..it.....what..are...your (coughs more blood).....last.......words?

[The Rainbownator 42]

..ugh...my last words are....*he gets up*..ZOG you *he grabs king sharp crystal* a spear you thought a spear could take me down, IM BOSS GRIMSKUL THIS WHOLE PLANET IS MINE!! *he crushes king sharp throwing what is left of him onto the ground, he looks at the other ponies in the room*...BOO *they run of scared,he turns to face you* you were a mighty enemy...your horse horde thought hard...but you didn't manage to kill me, not even your wife's spirit could do that.....*aims gun at your head*.......every war....must come to an end.

[Belgian&Brony 35]

Its.........true....what..(spits blood)....you.......say..........i... know..it.(spits more blood)....was...fun...dealing...with..you.....but...(coughs blood) ...before....you....kill....me..who...is.........going......to.....rule......my...(coughs blood)..holy...land............(coughs blood)...*on a moment pinkimenas spirit appears (pinkimena: before you are dead i need to tell you about a secret of mine) .......what..is....it....honey..(coughs blood) (pinkimena: at the birth of our child we where possesed in our mind we actually had a twin.... ) .........really....where..(coughs blood)...

is......our...second....son....?... (Pinkimena: i hidded him in a location for growing up as a leader just in case if you die).............now.... i..can.(cough blood)....rest... in....hell.....with... you... (pinkimena: im waiting <3)......grimskull..kill.......me......so...i..can...kiss...her....(coughs blood )in.....hell.....

[The Rainbownator 42]

You want me to kill you in a quick and painless death?.........that would be helping you.....but I must be sure you died....but killing you now would just give you somthing you want........a dieing foes last request...an honor even we orks have......I will give you the death you deserve....*shoots him through the head, looks at the spirit of pinkiemena*...no hard feelings?