How is the user above you going to die?

[Lordav 3,427]

death of old age

[stainesbrony 219]

Something involving motorbikes and being turned into butter.

Edited September 11, 2013 by stainesbrony

[Lordav 3,427]

a peble falls on a road causing a car to lose control, the car hits an old lady which drops an umbrella on the tail of the cat, the cat runs and gets chasen by dogs, the dogs get stuck on some chewing gum in the middle of the road causing a truck carrying yogurt to tilt over. he will drown in yogurt 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Death by Persians

[Lordav 3,427]

death by no-hugs

[stainesbrony 219]

COFFEE LAZAR!

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Too many stains!!

[Jackleberry 1,923]

He will die gloriously while defending all the shildrens from being eaten by Walrus!

Edited September 12, 2013 by Sir Trixieshy

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Was nuked.

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

Party cannon misfire launches a cupcake at lethal velocity...

[GeometryTheMathPony 3]

Death by a lethal dose of cuteness.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Removed helmet in space

[shadowthepikachu8294 11]

Death by banana peel when you were enjoying the view from a 6 mile cliff.

[just ignore me 86]

Death by spoon

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Death by spork.

[shadowthepikachu8294 11]

death by my ghost making you play Slender. And then the heart attack happens

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

^ Slender was boring.

 

Death by bacon overload(THE BEST WAY TO DIE!)

Edited September 27, 2013 by D1scordant

[shadowthepikachu8294 11]

^ Slender was boring.

 

Death by bacon overload(THE BEST WAY TO DIE!)

I dont like bacon much. 

Death by Sonic.EXE breaking out of your pc.

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Death by overloading on something you like.

[shadowthepikachu8294 11]

TOO MUCH THREE DAYS GRACE! *pops* 

Death by the old designs of the equestria girls

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Death by G3 MLP overexposure.

[GeometryTheMathPony 3]

Death by killer dog.

[Passion 3,484]

You'll stand atop a sheer cliff and tie a noose around your neck. You'll tie the other end of the rope to a large rock. You'll drink some poison and set fire to your clothes. You'll even try to shoot yourself at the last moment. Then, you'll jump and fire the pistol.
But the bullet will miss you completely and cut through the rope above you. Now freed from the threat of hanging, you'll plunge into the sea. The dunking will extinguish the flames and make you vomit the poison. You'll be dragged out of the water by a kind fisherman and will be taken to a hospital, where you'll die of hypothermia.

 

(Darwin Awards Urban Legends ftw)

Edited September 28, 2013 by Khajiit

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Killed by Khajiit hating Nords.

[GeometryTheMathPony 3]

Death by no apparent cause. :p