5 ways to annoy the Mane ponies (Not going to Fluttershy)

[Flow 1,629]

In celebration of Bronycon, I will now give you guys and gals five ways to annoy five of the mane ponies, no I am not discussing ways to annoy Fluttershy because her she'd most likely be left crying rather than annoyed.

 

Here they are:

 

Twilight Sparkle:

1. Imply that reading is for losers.

2. Yell out loud that books are lame.

3. Dress as a royal guard and deny her access to Canterlot castle.

4. Mess with her studies.

5. Do something bad to Spike. (It works on Rarity as well!)

 

Rarity:

1. Steal from the Carousel Boutique.

2. Insult her sense of fashion.

3. Destroy some of the dresses she makes.

4. Do something bad to Spike (It works on Twilight as well!)

5. Make Sweetie Belle cry.

 

Rainbow Dash:

1. Mess with her job.

2. Keep calling out her name.

3. Destroy her Wonderbolts memorabilia.

4. Steal her pet tortoise Tank.

5. Yell that she sucks.

 

Applejack:

1. Insult the Apple family name.

2. Cut down some of the orchards at Sweet Apple Acres.

3. Insult Granny Smith.

4. Make Apple Bloom cry.

5. Destroy the barn at Sweet Apple Acres.

 

Pinkie Pie:

1. Push her around.

2. Yell that her parties suck.

3. Accuse her of lies and force her to admit it (AGH!! MAKE IT STOP!! OH MAKE IT STOP!!).

4. Ransack The Sugarcube.

5. Get Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake to loathe her. 

 

If done succesfully, run away. Twilight and Rarity may let you off for once, Rainbow and Applejack may give you a good beating, and Pinkie? I wonder what she would do.

 

 

Edited August 4, 2013 by Flow

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Aaaaaaalllrighty... then?

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Twilight Sparkle:

4. Mess with her studies.

 

 

Rarity:

3. Destroy some of the dresses she makes.

 

 

Rainbow Dash:

3. Destroy her Wonderbolts memorabilia.

 

 

Applejack:

5. Destroy the barn at Sweet Apple Acres.

 

Pinkie Pie:

4. Ransack The Sugarcube.

 

  I sense a trend here, though it doesn't look like Twilight gets anything destroyed.  Maybe messing with her studies involves shredding her notes and schedules, but that sounds so harsh. 

 

  I think destroying Dashie's Wonderbolts memorabilia could also bring her to the verge of crying. 

[Flow 1,629]

 I think destroying Dashie's Wonderbolts memorabilia could also bring her to the verge of crying. 

 

Well yeah she might cry, but it slowly turn into anger, that's what I think.

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

For a bunch of those things I think you're more likely to get in mortal combat with the mane ponies, not annoy them.

How would you react if someone torched your house? It would be a grossly misallocation of judgment to say that you'd be "annoyed" by that.

 

However, I can easily imagine saying to Applejack "My mom can make better pie than yours", her reaction would be "THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS!"

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