My Ugly Bunch: Anti Mane Six

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Some time ago I thought about Ant Mane Six: what could they be. If I had to put Anti Mane Six together, I would create seven completely new characters. I see them as follow.
First of all, the main cast are male (colts/stallions). And anti-Spike is, of course, a female – a dragoness bitch.
Now to each character description.

 

ANTI-TWILIGHT SPARKLE
A bohemian wonnabe-artist. Pretends to be an artist and, as a proof, smears first best flat surface with random stripes now and then. He calls it “installations” or “performances”. Actually, he is into art simply because he never learned anything in his whole life and knows nothing about anything. But art is such a topic you can talk bullshit ant then say “it’s the way I see this.” And there always will be few mares who fall for this and call your bullshit “courageous” and “inspirational”. His home is a total mess but he calls it “creative chaos”. And, of course, he never keeps his appointments. His element is waste.

 

ANTI-FLUTTERSHY
A Pick-upper. Always busy with finding some mares to lay, or bragging about mare he laid. To succee, he uses some odd techniques he read or even learned by attending some pick-up training. Because his success rate by mares is satisfactorily high (about 32%), he thinks those techniques work. His element is pretence.

 

ANTY-RAINBOW DASH
It’s pretty simple: a fat (even obese) and stupid colt who doesn’t give a flying feather what others think of him. He enjoys simple amusements like eating or neighing about anything stupidly funny. His element is ignorance.

 

ANTY-RARITY
A punk. Nuff sayd. Fixes his mohawk with his own vomit and loves fart-jokes.
His element is filth.

 

ANTI-PINKIE PIE
A proper boy. Received harsh education from his parents. Loves to be right but hates to argue. When friends suggest doing something inappropriate or risky, he objects at first but goes along anyway. And whenever those undertakings fail, he says “I told you so!” He loves to state obvious things because he thinks he looks smart that way. His element is cowardice.

 

ANTI-APPLEJACK
A boot-licking ghetto gang jackal. Shows no willpower whatsoever. Always tries to please the one who is in charge. Petty thief and liar. His element is dishonour.

 

And if you wonder what could hold this bunch together, then meet…
ANTI-SPIKE.
She is a dragoness bitch, still young but somewhat older then our six colts. She loves to dominate them and she is very abusive towards them. But for some reason the worship her and let her treat them like garbage. Her element is arrogance.

Well, that's about it. The final question remains: if a show had casted such characters, would I want to wach it?
The answer I can get at the time: I don't thik so.

 

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I konda faild to describe Anti-AJ properly: couldn't find suited english words.  Any suggestions?

[Jack Spades 162]

It's interesting that you made up anti-mane-six. Was it your idea? I would watch the show even though these characters took the place of the original. I would enjoy it less though.

[QuirkyUsername 1,576]

Not gonna lie first thing that came to mind was the Rowdy ruff boys >.> 

As a stand alone show probably wouldn't watch it but the reverse characters would make an amusing parody of MLP: FiM if the comedic route was taken. Seems like you've put quite a bit of thought into this though

[Scootalove 10,692]

This actually reminds me of a lot of other cartoons where they have the opposite personalities of a character but with the opposite gender. Your idea could make a good parody show.

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Was it your idea?

Yes.

There were couple of posts et EqD with questions like "what characters would you replace Mane Six with?", And I though, instead of taking the usual fan favorite characters like Lyra or Luna (what most of pespondents did), it would be more interesting to create a completely new set of chracters.

And the simplest way to do something new is to reverse something existing.

[Jack Spades 162]

There were couple of posts et EqD with questions like "what characters would you replace Mane Six with?", And I though, instead of taking the usual fan favorite characters like Lyra or Luna (what most of pespondents did), it would be more interesting to create a completely new set of chracters.

And the simplest way to do something new is to reverse something existing.

 

Well good on ya. We need more smart and innovative people like you on these very forums. Keep up the good work and brohoof yourself for me.

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the comedic route was taken. Seems like you've put quite a bit of thought into this though

Thak you.

Well, I'm completely for the comedic route. To watch a serious drama with THESE characters - it would be just too depressing! I can assure you that since at least three of them are based of my subpersonalities.

[Jamesblorg39welsh 125]

I feel as though I would definetly watch the show especially since I'm a little like anti pinkie pie but I would watch it like a hipster brony

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I feel as though I would definetly watch the show especially since I'm a little like anti pinkie pie but I would watch it like a hipster brony

As the great proletarian poet Vladimir Mayakovsky once sayd:

"we are all, to some extent, ponies,-

everyone here is a bit of a pony."