Hello there and felicitations!

[Thorns 55]

Hello there everypony!

My name is Thorns, but you can call me Thorns for short. I'm every bit of a thorn in your side as one can imagine. I love dark humour, silly puns, and dry sarcasm. I also enjoy My Little Pony, candle-lit dinners, and long walks on sandy shores.

In all seriousness, I am indeed a My Little Pony fan. I favour a little of all generations at the moment and it would be easier to transcribe my thoughts on here if my roommate wasn't snoring like a wildebeest. Sincerest apologies, only I honestly don't care one way or the other.

A little about myself before I smack the straw and inadvertently shove a sock in my suitemate's mouth. I love writing, I love eating, I look cooking, I love working out, I love not knowing a good synonym for the word 'love,' and I am especially fond of people who don't snore like a weasel dying at the gates of hell. Yeah, tell that one to my ex-wife. Anyway, I am a ho- You know what? That's enough about me. Please, rest assured that I am indeed human and that I am genuinely interested in ponies. 

I'm relatively new with these online forums, so if any of you hipsters would like to send a PM my way, I'd appreciate it as I love making new friends. They make studying seem less like a chore and serve as positively reinforced delusions when wallowing in self-pity. Snorts.

Once again, I would love to elaborate some more, but I'm a bit pressed for time. It doesn't help that my roommate is snoring like a heffalump. I'll deal with his obstrusive and involuntary vibrating of his respiratory systems and inadvertant blockage of airways in a minute.

So . . . hello there. I hope we can become great friends! Gotta g- Oh no . . . Until next time! Carry on!

[RiverHaze 27]

Welcome to the forums Thorn. 

I can assure you we do as well love making new friends. Do not hesitate to send me a message or add me.

By the way, your writing skills are remarkable, making your introduction really pleasant to read. 

 

Looking forward to see you on the forums next time, 

 

-RiverHaze

[Nomadic 210]

Salutations Thorn it is always nice to see a new face around, and before I go on I'm sorry about your room-mate's insufferable snoring. If you need any help around these parts just ask, and I'm sure someone will be willing help you. Before I go I would like to give you two things.

1. Some synonyms for Love that were applicable in your sentence because you kinda asked: Appreciation, affection, devotion, fondness, and passion.
2. A proper MLPforums welcome:

[Thorns 55]

Welcome to the forums Thorn. 

I can assure you we do as well love making new friends. Do not hesitate to send me a message or add me.

By the way, your writing skills are remarkable, making your introduction really pleasant to read. 

 

Looking forward to see you on the forums next time, 

 

-RiverHaze

Thank you! Why, I am so flattered. This is an honour and a privilege! Yes, I will most certainly engage in palaver with you in the near future.

 

Salutations Thorn it is always nice to see a new face around, and before I go on I'm sorry about your room-mate's insufferable snoring. If you need any help around these parts just ask, and I'm sure someone will be willing help you. Before I go I would like to give you two things.

1. Some synonyms for Love that were applicable in your sentence because you kinda asked: Appreciation, affection, devotion, fondness, and passion.
2. A proper MLPforums welcome:

I sincerely appreciate you supplying me with these wonderful synonyms, because despite the fact that I have full access to the World Wide Web, I am seemingly unable to run a quick Google search on my own behalf. Thank you so much for holding my hand and doing me simple favours! And I just LOVE that song from that episode! I jam out to it when I'm working out sometimes.

 

Ah, you two know how to make someone feel welcome. Thank you kindly!

This just in. I now officially have an avatar. Now I feel as if I can be welcomed proper.

 

And just because this avatar looks really dark, makes me appear edgy, and inflates what little pruned ego I have, all while defining who I am as a person. Only not really.

 

I just love it. On another note:

 

You're . . .  going . . . to welcome me! Lol.