Artemis Conspiracy

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

I must reveal the truth about Artemis. He is not who he says he is. There is more to this Admin than meets the eye. You see, while working for the secret agency that hired me because I am super amazing awesome and spectacular, I found this out.

 

I have totally valid reasons to believe that he is in fact a time traveller.

 

 

For those uninitiated, this is the Temple of Artemis. It is located slightly to the right of the temple of Feld0.

 

However, one night it burned, long ago. I can prove that our lovely Admin Artemis was there because I have photographic proof.

 

As you can clearly see in this photograph, Artemis was there the night the temple ofArtemis burned, which means that he did it. That's right, Artemis burned down his own temple.

 

The Poniverse staff has been developing time travel so that Feld0 can start a project and then time travel to the point when they're finished, genius. You did not hear this from me. This is perhaps the most brilliant and evil thing I've ever heard.

 

But he couldn't do it alone, he had an accomplice.

 

That's right, even the fish are in on it. He helped Artemis steal the Tardis from the UK. This entire plan is fishy and I don't know if their intentions were pure, but it's unlikely.

 

That's right, nothing is safe. Lock up all your valuables.

 

Artemis you can no longer hide the truth, Harmonic is onto you.

Edited October 2, 2013 by Harmonic Revelations

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 41,632]

Meh.

[long gone 8,929]

Shit, Artemis.

 

She's onto you.

[Scootalove 10,689]

Artemis's  plan to control our government, oh no!

 

Everypony run for your lives!

 

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

Meh.

#ArtemisTruth2013

[Wingnut 7,000]

I knew there was something suspicious about Artemis when I met him at Bronycon.  I just couldn't put my finger on it.  But this explains everything! 

[duidamasterXD 9,627]

I probably should've figured it out when he put that Ark of the Covenant thing in the attic.

Edited October 2, 2013 by DashForever

[The Soldier 2,044]

 

That's right, even the fish are in on it. He helped Artemis steal the Tardis from the UK. This entire plan is fishy and I don't know if their intentions were pure, but it's unlikely.

 

Oh, god! Is this why the Asians had actually eat the fish? Because eating them was actually execution for the fishes to pay for their crimes!?

[Batbrony 16,055]

Congratulations  super-sleuth Harmonic, here's your prize:

 

[Creamy Arty 6,252]

We are building a religion, we are building it bigger, we are widening the corridors and adding more lanes. We are building a religion, a limited edition.

 

 

But I have no idea how that fire started. Must have been an electrical thing. 

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

We are building a religion, we are building it bigger, we are widening the corridors and adding more lanes. We are building a religion, a limited edition.

 

 

But I have no idea how that fire started. Must have been an electrical thing. 

Ah yes, the great General Electric fires of 356 BC. I remember that.