The History of MLP Forums as Narrated by GLaDOS

[Shift 4,272]

Oh, do I honestly have to do this? First that monster, and now I have to narrate about a forum where adults gather in insignificant rooms and watch a show where horses have magical fun on rainbows? ...oh, this is going to be fun. For science.

 

Once upon a time, there was a magical pony who had wings and can do mag- wait. Magic. Did you just say magic? You say magic is real? Have you ever considered I was the one who made up magic to bring some life into your pointless existence? ...no? Wow, I was just considering adding to your file that you are of average intelligence. It appears I will have to subtract a few numbers from the total to bring it to an accurate level.

 

Anyway, this... pony... sought to bring happiness to the land, for whatever reason, so he decided to code and create a forum called 'MLP Forums'. God, is this guy original. You know what? For creativity, he was nearing a perfect 100, but i'm afraid i'll have to add a little subtraction sign at the beginning of that particular number. He was so close, too. But being close gets you nowhere around here. I was almost rooting for him. I'm joking, of course.

 

MLP Forums grew into a face where people who joined his cult could scheme, and use their magic powers to predict the future. In summary, a place where people who have a... lunatic state of mind can gather. How quaint. You must be really proud of what you accomplished. I would. Oh, are you starting to be offended about my choice of words? Don't be upset, it is just standard test protocol. I'm kidding. God, are you people insane.

 

Y'know, i'm thinking of gathering all of you monkeys up and testing you. Oh, the science that could be done on your strange obsession with magical rainbows. There isn't even any science or point in the show. Besides, with Chell, the monster who tried to kill me twice gone, I am in need of restocking.

 

...hmm, well, that's all. I do hope you find your unnatural and mutated attraction to animated horses amusing and normal. I don't.

[lomk 20,663]

@@Shift This is awesome. I freaking love GLaDOS and I think you nailed her tone spot on. Cracked me up

[SomariFeyWright 776]

Good god, did Valve itself make this post? This is so GLaDoS!

 

Brohoof for this!