private Protector Force

[Toon Richard 534]

"Wise you are."

He said, and took the Level 1 Book, and places it into the library.

He gives you the level 3 book.

"Read it, and you learn it. Its about 1 page."

It says, and he opens a portal out.

"Bye beth! Tell Ricky I said hi!" He said, then resets Ricky's Voice banks back to english.

[Toon Beth 11]

I smiled and I opened it up read the page quickly learning it. the book turned into energy and I absorbed it. Then I waved goodbye and stepped out into the physical realm. "you inner voice said hi, and there was another Fuzzy problem" I said. "and I learned a new spell" I said with a smile.

Edited January 31, 2014 by Toon Beth

[Toon Richard 534]

"Uuurg.. Thannks for passin' the message." Ricky says.

"Lets go back to eating, Shall we?" I say, and get back to the table.

"Hey chime! Guess what? Me and Beth are related!" I say and  get exited.

(Sorry beth! Steam pooped out on me! Itt'l be right back, i promise!)

I smile, and laugh.

[Toon Beth 11]

(is okay it did the same to me.)

she was drinking water and when she heard the news she did a spit tank. "W-WHAT!?!?!" said Chime. 

"you heard him...  turns out I have a twin brother that I never knew about." I said to her. 

 

"B-but how is that p-possible?" questioned chime. She knew that it was most likely not possible.

 

"see this face chime? This is my serious face" I say and pointed to my serious expression. "I don't know how or why but it happened." I said.

 

"your sister is going to have crash error when she hears this! and so would be the reaction of everyone else!" said chime.

 

"I know, Chime I know" I said with a grumble. She knew what would they think of it.

[Toon Richard 534]

"Hah! wait aminute, Crash error?" I say, and lift up my eyebrow, in questioning, eating a bit of the ramen curry, and smiling.

"Is she somekind of Cyborg sister, that's nice and stuff?" I ask  while nomming on more ramen. I burp, and finish the bowl. I go fet some more.

[Toon Beth 11]

"eeyup! Catherine was girl who grew up in London England. She was the daughter of some noble and rich origin. but then some whack job blew up her house and the rest of her family. her father managed to save her, well what was left of her and made her into a cyborg. two years later after making friends with some whimpy boy named Gregory, a mob came to kill her and her father. She and Gregory managed to escape. ever since then for a year she was an orphan. Then I came crashing into her world when I was testing some new gear and one adventure later we became sisters after my mom and dad adopted her." I say and eat some more of my curry. "you would like her, she is really nice" I say with a smile.

[Toon Richard 534]

"Cool! A Cyborg Sister!" I say, and laugh. "Thats so epic! She seems awesome!" He thought of an cyborg sibling.

"It sounds awesome! What else do you want to know about my Family? In TF2?" I ask, and smile.

"So, What else.." I say, and go into a thinking pose.

(This will be an interesting experience.)

[Toon Beth 11]

"okay, where to begin....... how about your father?  what is he like?" I asked with a smile. "is he like some illegitimate son of Chuck Norris like character, or is he a normal guy who happens to have a hairy chest?" I asked as I take another bite of my ramen curry. "I am asking because you know I know little about him actually" I say with a sheepish chuckle. 

[Toon Richard 534]

"He's from austraila. According to him, he can beat chuck norris with just his chest hair!" I say, and shrug.

"But i dont belive him worth 14 cruds..." I say, and shrug."So, Anything else you want to know about me?"  I ask, and smile.

He really doesnt know, and just kinda relaxes in his chair, and smiles.

[Toon Beth 11]

"you never know " I said with a smile. "how about the Mercs? are they related to you somehow or are they like honorary families?" I asked. "also is the pyro a boy or a girl? I just can't tell to be honest" I say with a smile and I finished my curry. then I take my plate to the sink and rinse it.

[Toon Richard 534]

"They are! They are my aunts and uncles! The pyro, Is my only aunt, so yes she is a girl." I say, and smile.

"Anyways, Anything she gives is a flamethrower, and a hat." I say and shrug. "She gives cool stuff time to time!!" I say. and grin.

"Anywaaays, So. Imma go see the prison. But fiiirrstt.. Lets have some Coookies and cream icecream!""

[Toon Beth 11]

"yay! cookies!" as I said that a girl who looks like me with brown hair, brown eyes, same glasses that I am using, wearing a green vest with a yellow shirt underneath, a green tie with yellow stripes, blue skirt and brown tennis shoes. "did someone say cookies and ice cream?" she said with a smile.

[Toon Richard 534]

I jump backwards.A metal gear ! mark appears above my head.

"W-Who are you?!" I ask, with a scoop of said ice cream, in one hand, and a bottle of chocolate syrup in the other.

"Are you one of beth's family members?" I ask, as i place the scoop in the bowl, and get out a third one. I take out some bannanas and start cutting them.

[Toon Beth 11]

"Uh.." I said before being interrupted by the girl. 

 

"My name is Elizabeth Diana Ipkiss but you can just call me Ipkiss, everyone does! and I wished I was related to her! but I am just one of her OC's" She said with a friendly grin. "so you must be that ricky guy that saved Beth's mind from  the annihilator right?" she asked.

 

"how did you..." I said before I was interrupted again. 

 

"found out? I am connected to you mentally remember silly" she said. "as your OC I am connected to the crazy mind I was thought up of"

 

"oookay then, anyways Ricky this is my OC and stalker Ipkiss, I created her when I was creating a fanfic for The Mask" I said.

[Toon Richard 534]

"I have a few Stalker OC's. You shoud see one.." I say as a green pegasis, with a scarf appears.

"Auuh! That was rough!" Virvidian said. "Riight now.." I say.

"Oh boy.. Hi virvi! Say hi to Beth and Ipkiss!" I say, and get out a fourth bowl.

"Pleasure to meet you." Virvidian said. "Any whoo.." I say, as i finish off cutting bannana's. I place 2 scoop in each bowl, then the bannana slices, then do an artsy thing with the chocolate syrup.

[Toon Beth 11]

"OMG! A PONY!" said Ipkiss as she hugged the poor male pony in her iron vice like grip. "its so cute and cuddly!" she said with a smile. Virvidian Shade struggled in her grip. "Help me!" he said as he was gasping.

 

"IPKISS LET HIM GO! HE IS CHOKING!" I yelled at her as I tried to pry her arms off the pony. 

 

"Awwwww, but Beth" Said Ipkiss in a pouting tone. 
 

"I SAID LET GO!" I commanded her.

 

"Okay" she let go of the pony and I helped him up as he had trouble.

 

"Sorry about that dude, I should've warned you that ipkiss has a "love" for cute furry animals." I apologized.

 

"Its okay, I am used to it. Besides despite the uncomfortable squeeze I actually enjoyed it" he said with a smile.

 

"Thanks for understanding" I say with a smile. "So Ricky any questions about your semi whacky family in the real world, or anything?" I asked him. 

[Toon Richard 534]

"Hmm! Anyone else?!" I ask, as Shardz poked her head out, and went back in.

"Sigh.." I sighed, Then served the sundae's to everyone. Virvidian helped me out. He hugs Ipkiss, and smiles. "Its kinda amazing that your an exellent friend!" Virvidian smiles, and eats a bit of the icecream.

[Toon Beth 11]

"um thats not a good idea to let her....... " I began to say before Ipkiss ate some of her ice  cream then started to have some jitters and her pupils became wide as dinner plates. 

 

"OHMYGOSHTHISTASTESAWESOME," she said in a very quick voice and she spun around in a green tornado and ate all the ice cream and then dashed out the door at super speeds. "Oh no! I better go get her! when she is at a sugar high crazy stuff happens!" I say and run after her.

[Toon Richard 534]

"Oh crap.." Both me and virvidian say.

"Shardz! GET OUT HERE!!" I yell, and shardz appears. "Ohh boy." She says.

"Whoelsewhoelse.. Ah! JOSEPH!" I say as he appears, A tall teal cat with a metal hand and ear appears. "Oh boy.. Chase time?" "Eeexxacctly."

"Lets do this?" "Yep. Dont hurt her though."

[Toon Beth 11]

Ipkiss was literally bouncing off the walls and I was hot on her tail with a special net that should hold her. Problem was trying to get hold of her. "c'mon ipkiss let me catch you so we can calm you down!" I say as I swiped the net a few times but she dodged.

"NOWAYHOSEIAMREALLYREALLYREALLYPUMPEDANDIAMGOINGTOHAVESOMEFUNANDMORESWEETS!"she said as she dodged the nets a couple of times. She was headed for a IDAV (Inter-Dimensional Assault Vehicle which looks like a monster truck version of the Halo Warthog only that it has a roof.) she hopped in and drove it to the Kick Buttowski universe. 

 

"Ah skid! if she goes there she can drink the most sugary and powerful energy drink in the cartoon universe!" I said worriedly. 

[Toon Richard 534]

"I got this!" I say, and go to the kick universe with my OC'S. I use my skill Teleport 5, and get to the store before Ipkiss does.

"Give me all your sugary drinks and foods." I say, and pay them. The shop keep gives me everything, and before she could get there, i chug and eat the food, and get a sugar high, that put's ipkiss's to shame.

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWHH!!" I yell, and start splashing slowness 5 potions on Ipkiss.

"Igotherigotherigother!!" I say hyperly."WHAAAATT A RUUUUSSSHH!!" I yell.

[Toon Beth 11]

Joseph nodded and pressed a button to put a containment field over Ipkiss. "well that was easy,"said Viridian. But then Kyle came in and he had in his hand a XXXXE Cheetah Chug. He tripped over a piece of lint and fell down on joesph making him press a button that turned off the containment field and dropping the Cheetah Chug can in Ipkiss's mouth who dranked it all! she then got an even higher sugar rush than Ricky. She stole all his slow potions and made a huge squirt gun appear and she squirted you guys with slowness potions then in a green tornado she gave you all wedgies and doodled on Viridian and shards's faces which now have poorly drawn mustaches.  

"THATWASFUNBUTICAN"TSTAYSOHASTALAVISTAWOOHOOWOOHOOWOOHOO!" she said and bolted out the door leaving a flash of green end trails. 

[Toon Richard 534]

"IM GONNA!!! OH IM GONNAA!!" I yell, then drink a bucket of minecraft milk, then burp.

"CHAOS CONTROL!!" I say, and the area around Ipkiss, surrounds her with time stopping magic.

"GROOAAAARRR!!!!" I yell, Fix my underwear, clean off Virvidian and Shardz, and help Joseph.

I teleport ipkiss to me, and cast Freeze on her feet, legs and arms and legs.

[Toon Beth 11]

The spell wears off and she opened the ice block as if it were a case and shoved you in then closed it shut tight. 

 

"NICETRYBUTYOUHAVETODOBETTERTHANTHAT!" she said before giving you a BIG kiss. "WOOHOO!" she said as she back flipped into the IDBAV and teleported to the Fanboy and Chum Chum Universe.

 

"this is going to be harder than we thought" said Shardz.

 

"Agreed" said Virvidian.

 

"Yup" said Joseph.

 

I came in by my own IDBAV. 

 

"I see she bailed on you guys" I said as I helped defrost you. "I got an idea that can stop her!" I said with a smile.

"what is it?" said all of you OCs in unison.

"we giver her what she wants!" Isaid

"WHAT?" They all said.

Edited February 3, 2014 by Toon Beth

[Toon Richard 534]

"IM GONNA THROTTLE HER!!" I yell, and open a portal afterwards.

I quickly teleport to the freezy mart. I take out a block of CritTNT, and set it off on the Freezy machine, then the snack food section.

"Sorry for the destruction. Here." I say and pay them the money.

I cast a spell that makes it look fixed, and place MagiDrain traps, that do no harm, and trap the person with a forcefield.