Mand'alor Dash 2,225 April 1, 2014 Share April 1, 2014 (edited) FOR ONE GLORIOUS DAY EVERY YEAR, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL AND MAGICAL AND HANDSOME AND MIGHTY AND SEXY AND POWERFUL ALICORNIUS THE ALMIGHTY WALKS AMONG US! BE NOT AFRAID! ALICORNIUS IS WISE! ALICORNIUS IS JUST! ALICORNIUS IS SEXY! YOU MAY ASK HIM ANYTHING! HE WILL GIVE YOU THE ANSWER YOU KNOW IN YOUR HEART TO BE TRUE! Edited April 1, 2014 by ~~AdJeCtIvIc nOuN~~ Amoral cynic with a bitchin' vocabulary. Check out A Century of Song if you like music from before this millennium. Sig by ~Cider Barrel~ (design), Skaren (left vector), and ~Rhodarein (right vector). Avatar by ~Scootaloo (design) and Skaren (vector). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serbon div 386 April 1, 2014 Share April 1, 2014 Is Alicornius egocentric by any chance? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mand'alor Dash 2,225 April 1, 2014 Author Share April 1, 2014 Is Alicornius egocentric by any chance? ALICORNIUS'S EGO IS ONLY AS BIG AS IT NEEDS TO BE! LEST THE EVIL DISCORDULA SEIZE EQUESTRIA FROM HIS FINELY-TONED GRASP! 1 Amoral cynic with a bitchin' vocabulary. Check out A Century of Song if you like music from before this millennium. Sig by ~Cider Barrel~ (design), Skaren (left vector), and ~Rhodarein (right vector). Avatar by ~Scootaloo (design) and Skaren (vector). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Vojislav Seselj 691 April 1, 2014 Share April 1, 2014 Is Crimea Russia? (yes it is) If not, why? Also, are these forums dead yet? LONG LIVE PUTIN (and Natalia, I got dibs ) 2 Please visit my Serbia Floods blog to see how you can help http://mlpforums.com/blog/634/entry-11520-serbia-floods-serbiafloods-poplave/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mand'alor Dash 2,225 April 1, 2014 Author Share April 1, 2014 Is Crimea Russia? (yes it is) If not, why? Also, are these forums dead yet? LONG LIVE PUTIN (and Natalia, I got dibs ) NATALIA IS AN AGENT OF HADES! SHE TRIED TO DESTROY UKRAINE AND CRIMEA AND THE FORUMS WITH HER LASER VISION BUT ALICORNIUS CAME TO THE RESCUE JUST IN TIME AND SAVED US ALL! PUTIN IS A FALSE PROPHET! LONG LIVE ALICORNIUS! Amoral cynic with a bitchin' vocabulary. Check out A Century of Song if you like music from before this millennium. Sig by ~Cider Barrel~ (design), Skaren (left vector), and ~Rhodarein (right vector). Avatar by ~Scootaloo (design) and Skaren (vector). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kel_Grym 1,917 April 7, 2014 Share April 7, 2014 Alicornius, aside from the Heat Death the earth will experience from the sun, what are going to do about the impending Big Rip, when the universe expands so much that even atoms won't be able to hold thierselves together anymore? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mand'alor Dash 2,225 April 7, 2014 Author Share April 7, 2014 Alicornius, aside from the Heat Death the earth will experience from the sun, what are going to do about the impending Big Rip, when the universe expands so much that even atoms won't be able to hold thierselves together anymore? ALICORNIUS IS NOT A CITIZEN OF YOUR PATHETIC, DYING UNIVERSE! HIS PRESENCE IS ETERNAL AND EVERLASTING, AND LIKE AN UNDERWATER FART, ALICORNIUS SHALL BUBBLE TO THE SURFACE AND UNLEASH HIS SELF ON A BRAND NEW UNIVERSE, WHEN THE TIME COMES! 1 Amoral cynic with a bitchin' vocabulary. Check out A Century of Song if you like music from before this millennium. Sig by ~Cider Barrel~ (design), Skaren (left vector), and ~Rhodarein (right vector). Avatar by ~Scootaloo (design) and Skaren (vector). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hastur 505 April 7, 2014 Share April 7, 2014 Why are you so MarySue? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mand'alor Dash 2,225 April 7, 2014 Author Share April 7, 2014 Why are you so MarySue? ALICORNIUS IS BEAUTIFUL IN HIS WAY, 'CAUSE ALICORNIUS MAKES NO MISTAKES! ALICORNIUS IS ON THE RIGHT TRACK! ALICORNIUS WAS BORN THIS WAY! Amoral cynic with a bitchin' vocabulary. Check out A Century of Song if you like music from before this millennium. Sig by ~Cider Barrel~ (design), Skaren (left vector), and ~Rhodarein (right vector). Avatar by ~Scootaloo (design) and Skaren (vector). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hastur 505 April 7, 2014 Share April 7, 2014 ALICORNIUS IS BEAUTIFUL IN HIS WAY, 'CAUSE ALICORNIUS MAKES NO MISTAKES! ALICORNIUS IS ON THE RIGHT TRACK! ALICORNIUS WAS BORN THIS WAY! ALICORNIUS THE HEDGEHOG.jpg You know I can still kill you with the swing of an arm, right? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kel_Grym 1,917 April 8, 2014 Share April 8, 2014 Alicornius, settle this debate once and for all. Did Han shoot first? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mand'alor Dash 2,225 April 8, 2014 Author Share April 8, 2014 You know I can still kill you with the swing of an arm, right? Alicornius, settle this debate once and for all. Did Han shoot first? THE ANSWER TO BOTH OF THESE QUESTIONS IS NO! 1 Amoral cynic with a bitchin' vocabulary. Check out A Century of Song if you like music from before this millennium. Sig by ~Cider Barrel~ (design), Skaren (left vector), and ~Rhodarein (right vector). Avatar by ~Scootaloo (design) and Skaren (vector). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serbon div 386 April 8, 2014 Share April 8, 2014 Is Alicornius mentally retarded? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kel_Grym 1,917 April 9, 2014 Share April 9, 2014 Red pill or Blue pill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tasuni 48 April 10, 2014 Share April 10, 2014 Why? just.. why I have no other question Expand dong OC: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/thunder-blitz-r7035 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mand'alor Dash 2,225 April 10, 2014 Author Share April 10, 2014 Is Alicornius mentally retarded? CAN SWITCHING TO GEICO REALLY SAVE YOU MONEY ON CAR INSURANCE!? ACTUALLY, DON'T ANSWER THAT! Red pill or Blue pill? BLUE. ALICORNIUS PREFERS BLUE. Why? just.. why I have no other question APRIL HAD JUST BEGUN, AND ALICORNIUS WAS LONELY! Amoral cynic with a bitchin' vocabulary. Check out A Century of Song if you like music from before this millennium. Sig by ~Cider Barrel~ (design), Skaren (left vector), and ~Rhodarein (right vector). Avatar by ~Scootaloo (design) and Skaren (vector). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kel_Grym 1,917 April 10, 2014 Share April 10, 2014 Should I construct a temple and begin sacrificing virgins, then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mand'alor Dash 2,225 April 10, 2014 Author Share April 10, 2014 Should I construct a temple and begin sacrificing virgins, then? IF ALICORNIUS WANTS A VIRGIN, HE WILL TAKE ONE! HE DOES NOT NEED DELIVERY MEN! 1 Amoral cynic with a bitchin' vocabulary. Check out A Century of Song if you like music from before this millennium. Sig by ~Cider Barrel~ (design), Skaren (left vector), and ~Rhodarein (right vector). Avatar by ~Scootaloo (design) and Skaren (vector). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kel_Grym 1,917 April 10, 2014 Share April 10, 2014 Alicornius, I have a tricky question that I've been meaning to ask another omnipotent entity, but for some reason he never returns my calls. So I'll ask you instead. Can you make a rock so heavy, that even you can't lift? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mand'alor Dash 2,225 April 10, 2014 Author Share April 10, 2014 Alicornius, I have a tricky question that I've been meaning to ask another omnipotent entity, but for some reason he never returns my calls. So I'll ask you instead. Can you make a rock so heavy, that even you can't lift? NO I CAN NOT! IT IS MY ONE WEAKNESS! Amoral cynic with a bitchin' vocabulary. Check out A Century of Song if you like music from before this millennium. Sig by ~Cider Barrel~ (design), Skaren (left vector), and ~Rhodarein (right vector). Avatar by ~Scootaloo (design) and Skaren (vector). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kel_Grym 1,917 April 10, 2014 Share April 10, 2014 No one's perfect. That would make a paradox. Your weakness, no doubt, adds a significant depth to your character, that us lowley 3-dimensional beings could only aspire to. Got any financial advice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mand'alor Dash 2,225 April 10, 2014 Author Share April 10, 2014 No one's perfect. That would make a paradox. Your weakness, no doubt, adds a significant depth to your character, that us lowley 3-dimensional beings could only aspire to. Got any financial advice? SWITCHING TO GEICOLT WILL SAVE YOU 15,000% OR MORE ON CARRIAGE INSURANCE! Amoral cynic with a bitchin' vocabulary. Check out A Century of Song if you like music from before this millennium. Sig by ~Cider Barrel~ (design), Skaren (left vector), and ~Rhodarein (right vector). Avatar by ~Scootaloo (design) and Skaren (vector). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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