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What Do Cutie Marks Taste Like?


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Say I was a pony and I had a watermelon cutie mark.

Would it taste like watermelon?

I'm sure Fluttershy's would taste something close to bugs do to her butterfly cutie mark.

We'd all know what Applejack's would taste like.

I would be very interested in Pinkie's.

So what do you think?

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My OC's probably tastes like machine oil.

It's a wrench, after all.

 

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I can't be for sure.

Fluttershy's tasted a bit off.

Pinkie's though, tasted a bit sweeter.

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Okay so bearing in mind that you're licking the side of some pony's ass...

 

I figure they all taste slightly musty and salty from dried sweat. Sort of like the taste of licking your own skin only slightly more intense because the fur traps stuff better than our own weak hair. Hints of other stuff, like ozone on Rainbow Dash because she does the flying and all, but the majority flavor for all would be a very... organic flavor.

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Okay so bearing in mind that you're licking the side of some pony's ass...

 

I figure they all taste slightly musty and salty from dried sweat. Sort of like the taste of licking your own skin only slightly more intense because the fur traps stuff better than our own weak hair. Hints of other stuff, like ozone on Rainbow Dash because she does the flying and all, but the majority flavor for all would be a very... organic flavor.

Oh but these are magical talking ponies.

And by the way, something that cute can't taste all that bad.

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Oh but these are magical talking ponies.

And by the way, something that cute can't taste all that bad.

 

Yes but I don't assume their world is one hundred percent unrealistic. A good eighty percent is fine with me.

 

Here's a thought. If cutie marks taste like candy or whatever, why wouldn't Pinkie be licking her friend's behinds all the time? Or at least her own.

 

Also, I didn't say the taste was bad. ;)

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I'm pretty sure that cutie marks are ON the pony's body. Like, it is literally a part of them. That means it is skin & fur.

It would probably taste like fur.

But Pinkie's cutie mark didn't taste like that though.
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You must have 100% better sense of taste than me because balloons don't taste like anything.

Well I didn't taste anything.

Then she said "Keep trying."

So I did and I concluded it tasted like candy.

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I imagine that a cutie mark would taste like a pony's butt, not something I am extremely eager to experiment with. Assuming cutie marks do have flavour, Luna's would taste like cheese, and Celestia's would likely be like trying to extinguish a mouthful of flaming cinnamon hearts with a shot of Fireball. 


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