Too many Pinkie Pies?

 

Impossible! Complete fallacy. There can never be too many Pinkie Pies.

 

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Unless....."pies" mean boobs..........................actually, it's still true in that case. Spoilers ahead.

 

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This episode begins with Pinkie Pie (big shocker) tackling Twilight, which causes her to shoot a magic blast at a bird, turning it into a flying orange. This is already my kind of episode. When Twilight explains that she was trying to turn an apple into an orange, Rarity shows up with some gay-looking dress. Pinkie Pie then starts to worry that she's missing out on "super awesome fun" or something that her friends are engaging in. Huh? This...is only occurring to you now, Pinkie Pie? How convenient for this episode I suppose. After the title sequence masticates me until I have pink strands on my landing strips, we see Pinkie Pie relaxing in Fluttershy's.......butterfly grove? What in the flying fucktard-molasses is a butterfly grove? Pinkie Pie then explains that she's got too many friends in Ponyville to have fun with them all. Well, if "A Friend in Deed" is any indicator, everyone in the fucking town is your friend. I digress, as Fluttershy promises not to do anything fun if that helps. This is a hilarious line of dialogue.

 

I think Pinkie Pie is dead.................................does that mean her religion has to dissolute?

 

Then, to make matters worse, both Rainbow Dash and Applejack offer Pinkie Pie some activities to do with them at the exact same time. Both Dash and Jack seem cool about whichever one Pinkie Pie chooses, which is a nice subtle element. I don't think I could handle more Rainbow Dash-Applejack feuding. However, and indecisive Pinkie Pie goes bonkers and tires to time herself switching between pass-times. Twilight explains that Pinkie Pie can't be in two places at once, until Pinkie Pie decides that's just how to solve this issue. So she trots into the Everfree Forrest looking for the legend of the "Magic Mirror Pond" that her grandmother told her about. The whole time, she recites a nursery rhyme that related to the myth: "where the brambles are thickest, there you will find, a pond beyond the most twisted of vines." Huh.......the Mirror Pond must be inside my pants, then. Before long, Pinkie finds the fabled mirror pond, recites another boring poem, and poof! Two Pinkie Pies!

 

Hah. Try explaining this to the First Church of Cupcakes! Religious fucks.

 

On the way back, Pinkie Pie explains all of the intricacies of how Equestria was made and what-not, as she commands her clone to go visit Applejack while she hangs with Rainbow Dash. However, on the way there, Clonie Pie is interrupted by Fluttershy's picnic. Dammit, Fluttershy, you promised not to have fun anymore! What a fucking bitch. You go tranny for 12 episodes and suddenly you think you have the world in the palm of your hooves. Well, I've got a Bird in the Hoof for you, that's for sure! Hilariously, Clonie Pie gets all of her friends names wrong, which brings back great memories from the pilot episodes, so GG episode. To cover the eventuality of more than two friends wanting Pinkie Pie to join in on their fun, the two Pinkie Pies go back to the mirror pond to create doubles of the double. However, when the doubles start learning how to make more doubles and so forth, this becomes a bit of a problem.

 

Son of a bitchtard fuckazoids....

 

So back to Ponyville they go, but all for not. The Pinkie Pies not only start wreaking havoc on Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Fluttershy, but also the rest of the goddamn town! For some reason, everyone goes to Twilight's library for answers rather than the Mayor's office, but fuck it. I suppose they want Twilight to do her voodoo shit. Purple ponies might be getting more popular around these parts. Twilight finds a spell that can send all the clones back into the mirror pond by just the zap of her horn, but if she doesn't figure out who the real Pinkie Pie is, then she could end up sending her back instead. This proves difficult when all the clones claim they're the real Pinkie Pie, and it's gotten so bad that even the real Pinkie Pie can't distinguish the real Pinkie Pie. This sends her into a brief depression as Twilight and company try to round up the clones.

 

Finding dead bodies. All in a days work for Detective Spike.

 

Interestingly, depressed Pinkie Pie comes up with the solution to figure out who the real Pinkie Pie is! Give them a test and force them to do something not fun. Any Pinkie who can't stick it out will be mutilated until their corpses are unidentifiable sent back into the mirror pond, but whoever wants to stay around for her friends must be the real Slim Shady. Twilight thinks this is a sexy idea, and gathers up the Pinkies at Town Hall to complete the ultimate test. Watching paint dry! Hey, it's a better passtime then catching up on season six. Therefore, the test begins, and they all must watch this fucking paint dry or else. For some time, nothing happens, but soon enough their attention starts to disappear faster than myself watching an episode of Doctor Who. Their distractions range from watching birds to making faces of G3 Pinkie Pie, which is genuinely hilarious. In the end, it's down to two Pinkie Pies, and when Rainbow Dash tricks the fake one into looking for balloon animals, the real Pinkie Pie is found. She just couldn't leave her friends. How fucking fantastic.

 

PINKIE! Get out of Rainbow Dash's SHOT! I can't work with these amateurs!

 

In the end, Pinkie Pie learns that she has to make choices between who you spend your time with, be it a good friend like Fluttershy or, say, Satan for instance, but that's okay because good friends will always give you great opportunities to have fun. Especially the latter, if I'm any proof. So concludes "Too Many Pinkie Pies".

 

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Well, that was a very good episode.

 

I remember hearing complaints about the "gruesome" way the Pinkie Pies are "killed off", but as I've demonstrated time and time again, that shit doesn't phase me because I'm not a snowflake. While the moral is sort of phoned in, in the sense that it's kind of secondary to the plot, I still think this is a great episode for other reasons. The comedy works especially well in this episode, from name mispronunciations, to Fluttershy promising not to have fun, and even that G3 face toward the end, there are plenty of subtle zingers in there to give you a smile. Pinkie Pie's also very interesting to follow in this episode, not so much for her crazed obsession with pleasing every-pony, but rather the turmoil that arises when she fears not being able to be with her friends again. It's something I think makes this episode worth returning to. In the end, I'm giving "Too Many Pinkie Pies" a 9/10, as there are some flaws, but many great moments to make it a highlight of season three.

 

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I guess I was wrong on two accounts. I didn't think the following episodes after the piss-poor premiere of "The Crystal Empire" would be any good, but here's one. Also, too many Pinkie Pies are a bit of a disaster unlike my initial conventions. Well, fuck me, then, I guess I don't deserve to live or something. In any case, I'll see you all back here next Friday when we review "One Ba-"...

 

 

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"When the bad seeds are planted, and you dare shed a tear, that's when you know that the end will be near"

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YOU WILL PERISH IN FLAMES........................

 

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Aaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww shit.