I am a Carnegiea gigantea, which is an arborescent form of cactus. My family of cacti can grow over 20 meters tall. I am prized for my bright red fruit which ripen in June and are very sweet in taste. In addition, I have pretty little white flowers that grow on me.

Also, it is illegal to harm me in Arizona.

Now you know a bit more about me.

• I am very perverted.
  
• I am sarcastic when I'm talking to people I don't like/am in a bad mood.
  
• I don't care if I offend people. It's better to have your feelings hurt than be misinformed.
  
• I am Diabetic.
  
• I am legally blind, which means I can see as well at 20 yards as most can see at 200.
  
• I have very poor hearing.
  
• I have ADHD
  
• I'm not smug, I'm just better than everybody else.
  
• I like kiwis a lot.
  
• I speak my mind, I'm not afraid to say what I'm thinking.
  
• I can speak a small amount of German and Latin.
  
• I am a cactus.
  
• I rarely ever watch TV.
  
• I am chemically addicted to the forums (#Trufax)
  
• I am very passionate about my opinions
  
• I struggle with depression at times.
  
• I do not fit in with my peers. At all.
  
• Otty is my waifu
  
• I love rain, it's my favorite weather. I like the smell.
  
• 60-70 degrees farenheit is my favorite temperature range.
  
• I'm allergic to cats and pollen.
  
• My favorite bands are Rammstein, Rise Against, and Godsmack.
  
• I show slight sociopathic tendencies.
  
• I love Halo.
  
• I love F.E.A.R.
  
• I can write upside down.
  
• My handwriting is horrible because my hands shake constantly.