I am a Carnegiea gigantea, which is an arborescent form of cactus. My family of cacti can grow over 20 meters tall. I am prized for my bright red fruit which ripen in June and are very sweet in taste. In addition, I have pretty little white flowers that grow on me.
Also, it is illegal to harm me in Arizona.
Now you know a bit more about me.
I am very perverted.
I am sarcastic when I'm talking to people I don't like/am in a bad mood.
I don't care if I offend people. It's better to have your feelings hurt than be misinformed.
I am Diabetic.
I am legally blind, which means I can see as well at 20 yards as most can see at 200.
- I have very poor hearing.
- I have ADHD
I'm not smug, I'm just better than everybody else.
- I like kiwis a lot.
- I speak my mind, I'm not afraid to say what I'm thinking.
- I can speak a small amount of German and Latin.
- I am a cactus.
- I rarely ever watch TV.
- I am chemically addicted to the forums (#Trufax)
- I am very passionate about my opinions
- I struggle with depression at times.
- I do not fit in with my peers. At all.
- Otty is my waifu
- I love rain, it's my favorite weather. I like the smell.
- 60-70 degrees farenheit is my favorite temperature range.
- I'm allergic to cats and pollen.
- My favorite bands are Rammstein, Rise Against, and Godsmack.
- I show slight sociopathic tendencies.
- I love Halo.
- I love F.E.A.R.
- I can write upside down.
- My handwriting is horrible because my hands shake constantly.