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Just some random Video Game Logic that I've found (I might expand on this one day)

 

Skyrim (Guards):

Dragon attacking this village? there's that guy that stole a potato (yes i stole a potato in Skyrim) GET HIM!

 

*arm gets cut off*

Huh! what was that?

*2 secs later*

Must have been the wind

 

Hitman: Blood Money

Changes into the clothes of a dead guy = Not Suspicious at all

Drugs Drink with Aphrodisiac = Not Suspicious at all

Accidentally brush past someone = HE'S AN ASSASSIN GET HIM!

 

Getting chased by cops?

Just climb up a ladder and they won't have any idea where you went

 

Call of Duty: Ghosts

Fires gun in space

Makes a Noise

Doesn't push you backwards

Goes in a very accurate straight line

 

Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow

Oh your 10? here's a Plant/Turtle/Lizard that will protect you from wild Rats and Birds

 

Huge Criminal Organisation uses extremely weak Pokemon and are feared by everyone in the region no matter who they are

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to be fair, a gun theoretically could shoot in space, modern bullets are air tight and have their own oxidizers and they would go in a straight line, since theres no air, theres no aerodynamic principles, no gravity or anything, they would go in a straight unending line

 

but yeah everything else is video game sillyness XD

 

oh and to add to your list

 

assassin's creed:

Guard: hey that man is running down the street! he must be a criminal! get him!

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to be fair, a gun theoretically could shoot in space, modern bullets are air tight and have their own oxidizers and they would go in a straight line, since theres no air, theres no aerodynamic principles, no gravity or anything, they would go in a straight unending line

 

but yeah everything else is video game sillyness XD

 

oh and to add to your list

 

assassin's creed:

Guard: hey that man is running down the street! he must be a criminal! get him!

ah didn't know that about modern bullets and i haven't really played Assassin's Creed so i didn't know that was a thing lol

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Banjo Tooie: shooting concentrated sunlight into an ocean somehow allows you to breath underwater.

on that note, banjo kazooie: a bird living in a back pack violently lays eggs to shoot as projectiles

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Deus Ex HR: *Heads into a bathroom while being chased* I done for *They go in and out of said bathroom a million* the hell?

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every old school FPS: "Gee, theres a huge pile of my friends bodies infront of that corner, i think i will go over there"

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Every pokemon game ever: Ten year old given a creature with magical powers, and sent into the world with no parental supervision, to battle said creatures in some weird forced combat.

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