Salutations. I am Callisto. I am an a buisnessman, who is also a dolphin. Buisnessdolphin, if you will. I have made many an accoplishment, including a nobel prize, a Pulitzer Prize, and, the ones I'm most proud of, a few girl scout badges. I have many deep thoughts. For example, "in the equation 2355x + 87 = 98, what is x?" and "how do I even?" I'm interested in carrots. Just carrots. Oh, carrots. I'm a writer of poetry. Here is an example:

"The town is destroyed

Are you a walrus?

I don't know."

I hope you understand me a little better now.

*not really