In the "shocking" conclusion to this event that nobody actually had any reason to care about, Doctor XFizzle has concluded that the opinions of the users mean precisely jack shit. Of course, we can't blame him, because after carefully analyzing what the fuck was going on in the March Madness thread, our team also came to the conclusion that the entire thing meant precisely fucking nothing.

However, it would have made a whole lot more sense to declare that the one with the most votes at the time the contest ended won, but I guess that's why I'm not wearing a fez or...uh...Fizzling? Whatever verb describes the state of being Doctor XFizzle.

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We did manage to reach the previous Pope, Pope Benedict XVI, for comment on this. We had an exclusive one-on-one interview in his condominium.

Q: So, Mister Benedict, what did you think of the proceedings of the contest?

A: Well, Harmonic, after considering all of the information about the contest itself, I have concluded that this is a bunch of stupid bullshit. But how people responded is what really pisses me off....fo shizzle.

Well thank you Mr. Benedict, that really clears things up.

So there you have it folks, that contest meant nothing to anybody of a sound mind. I hope you've enjoyed our coverage of people beating each other to death and having emotional breakdowns over characters that don't actually exist and a contest that means nothing.

I'll see you next time, same place.