"Man, I wish BSD was free," Larry said, as he spun around in his computer chair. "Then I could do all sorts of BSD-related things, at no cost!" Larry sighed.

Just then, a mysterious mystery man broke through the window!

"I possess what you seek, Larry. It is – FreeBSD."

"WOWIE-ZOWIE!" Larry shouted. "BSD! For free!"

And they all lived happily ever after.