*Sees banner.*

I hate it. Needs more Twilight.

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Hello, and welcome to the first blog post at Bloggingwithtwilight! Here, I will talk about important things.

So let's talk about parody songs!

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"Weird Al" Yankovic is one of the funniest dudes I know of. He's known for his parodies of other songs with examples such as Trapped in the Drive-Thru, Fat, and his countless polka songs.

I made my own parody for the "Things I wish I could like but can't" thread. Here's a longer version!

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Skyrim, Fallout, newer CODs, Madden, Fifa, Garry's Mod, anything by Valve except for the Portal games.

Game of the Year Edition, songs that carry repetition, Chrono Trigger, F F 7, Justin Bieber, movie Se7en.

Star Trek, Star Wars, Rezzie Evil, Companion Cores, Nick-a-freakin'-lodeon, changing up your Minecraft skin!

I am not a troller.

These are just the facts,

please don't stab my back.

I am not a troller.

This is just the truth,

don't chop down my roof!

Still Alive and EB Zero, Fringe and superheroes, Marvel vs. Capcom 3, Brawl in the Family.

Toonami, Adventure Time, Soundgarden and Sublime.

Action scenes with slow-mo, I can barely take the cold!

I am not a troller.

These are just the facts,

please don't stab my back.

I am not a troller.

This is just the truth,

don't chop down my roof!

Avatar - both of 'em, politics with Uncle Sam.

Johnny Test and Billy Joel, sergeants saying "in the hole!"

I am not a troller.

These are just the facts,

please don't stab my back.

I am not a troller.

But when I log off,

the threats... will ne-ver stop!

I am not a troller.

These are just the facts,

please don't stab my back.

I am not a troller.

This is just the truth,

don't chop down my roof!

I am not a troller.

These are just the facts,

please don't stab my back...

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Anyway, that's my first blog post. I think I just won a world record, too! I think it's the record for having the most people hating you in the least amount of blog posts!