Is it really that bad? I've never been misquoted.

That was my squeezing arm. They took my squeezing arm! WHY MY SQUEEZING ARM?!? AAAAAGGGHHH!!

Never? Anyway, I may have been a little over dramatic, but it does happen from time to time. 

Well, looks like this is Vietnam all over again. I showed up a day late and 300,000 tons of bombs short.

Hahaha nice that makes the first time ive been misquoted. But the person who distorts the quotes runs a serious risk of losing all his respect in one go.

Never? Anyway, I may have been a little over the egde retarted", but it does happen from time to time. The retartedness, i mean.

Sorry about that... it was meant to be funny, not offensive.

Well, looks like this is Vietnam all over again. I showed up a day late and 300,000 tons of pizza short.

Sorry about that... But I don't know how to use a keyboard. Also, I'm a jar of tartar sauce. 

No, It's fine, but nopony insults me on my own blog! You've called down the thunder, and hell's coming with me, ya hear!? Hell's coming with me! 

It seems my liver has stopped working

You might want to see a doctor abut that, i recomend dr. whooves

Have you seen my avatar? I haven't had a liver for centuries! Anyway:

Have I mentioned how incredibly attractive you are, Stormgiggle?