Hi there! I'm Twilight Circuits. It has come to my attention that your negative polarity caused by the inability to understand cause and effect, positive and negative, Love and Hate, especially love, has inspired me to bring you this special message! What message? Well, because you do not understand that i use video's as a way of my instruction, you are therefore, unaware that i must use a video to convey this message. Now, there actually is something special about this message. You actually have to fast-forward to a certain period in time. Because you have not considered time travel as part of this message, it is my pleasure to inform you that you will not be traveling to the future. Besides, you didn't think time travel was actually possible did you? I'm afraid not. But i do however know that you would be here right now reading this in the present while I am typing in the past. Which brings me great pleasure to inform you that this makes my message even more special than it did before! Now, this might seem confusing to you but it's something i've been talking about in my blog. So it might not be a bad idea to ignore my message and simply start at entry one. You see, this is called the Power of Choice. Because i know what my message contains, it also means that I have considered what effects my message may have. In order to show my appreciation for having read this far, I would like to say that my message really isn't that nice. I really would start from the beginning of the blog and skip this entry and move on to the next one.

Please keep in mind that there bronies right now reading this that are misbehaving because I labeled the entry title Haters Only! GET BACK TO THE FORUM PONY AND BEHAVE! I'm sorry you had to go through that. Sometimes you can have all sorts misbehaviour at any level of anything whether that pony is aware of it or not. That includes myself! Oh that's right... that awareness thing again. You see, I considered that there might be connotations to creating this blog post. That is why I'm hoping you'd be more interested in the Power of Sacrifice I talk about in entry 7! You see, my creating this blog post to bring you this message that i don't want you to hear, means I was willing to take a risk on your behalf. Just so I can show you what true selfless acts of kindness can bring. Well, if that makes sense to you and might find it in your heart to trust me and simply move to entry 1, I think that might be a better thing for everyone involved wouldn't you agree? Thankyou very, very much.

Unfortunately, I am well aware that both you ponies and hardcore people are still going to keep reading until I just cave and give you the message. Well, I did my best. Please fast-forward to one minute and forty six seconds. That's one, four, six. One, four, 6. One, 4, 6. 1.4.6. Come on, one last chance? But what if you didn't understand that the message was about how you effected bronies emotionally? Well that would mean my message would be a representation of how anypony that has ever been picked on, hassled, verbally abused and even in some cases, physically abused! That's terrible! Which means my message is equally terrible! Now about this awareness thing.... You see, I already know any pony that goes to that single point in the video is going to have a good time! I'm afraid if you're the person that was not very nice, you're going to have a bad time! It's all about the Law of Polarity! Still nothing...? *sigh* FF to 1:46

Now that we have that out of the way, try this one instead!

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