(WARNING: 90% Caps Lock!)

*le me playing Super Mario Bros. 3*

*dies*

Aw man, not again.. Oh well, time to play more ga-

*wall crashes down*

HOLY SMOKES!

"HEY KID, ARE YOU STILL PLAYING NINTENDO?"

Uh.. yeah.. what about it?

"STOP PLAYING THAT CRAP, AND PLAY THE SEGA GENESIS!"

WOAAAHHHHH

"CHECK OUT THE 16-BIT BLAST PROCESSING.."

WOAH

"MORTAL KOMBAT WITH REAL BLOOD!"

WOOOOOOAAAAAHHHH

"AND BEST OF ALL.. SONIC THE HEDGEHOG, SPEED THROUGH LEVELS AT 69420 MPH SPEED!!!!!"

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GAAWWWWDDDD

"Having fun there? Well, expand that with the SEGA CD!"

Wha-?

"INTRODUCING SEGA CD! GAMES ARE ON A CD! AMAZING AUDIO QUALITY, MORE BLAST PROCESSING, SO MANY COLORS AND FULL MOTION VIDEO!"

OH WOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAH WOOOOOOOOOO! Wait, why does it have another power supply?

"JUST IGNORE THAT AND CHECK OUT THE 32X!"

THE WHA?

"THE SEGA 32X! NOW YOU CAN PLAY GAMES IN 32-BIT! WHO NEEDS LAME 16-BIT WHEN YOU HAVE EPIC 32-BIT GRAPHICS WITH REAL TIME AND POLYGONS!"

OH YEAHHHHH- wait, doesn't the SNES already do something like that on a single chip as opposed to a whole add-on.

"OH QUIT NITPICKING, AND PLAY THE GENESIS CD AND 32X! NOW AT YOUR LOCAL MART"

SEGA!