Hello, everyone.

For a long time now, my morals have almost always put helping others out first. However, this may no longer be the case. If you are suicidal or anything like that, of course I’ll immediately do everything I can to help you. However, if you feel lonely or something like that, and I need to do my homework, the homework comes first. I’m sorry. Now, don’t think this means you can’t message me when you’re lonely or something; of course you can. I just might respond with a link to this blog post. You see, I’m worried that helping people out has become a way of procrastinating for me. Given the opportunity to make someone feel better, or the opportunity to find the inverse of pi, I’d choose the prior. The latter is what I really need to do, though.

Now, for the questions. Does this mean I hate you? No, of course not. I love you. I barely hate anyone.

“But Steam says that you’re playing Goat Simulator! I thought you were doing this because you needed to get your homework done?” Now, there’s two possibilities here. The first is, if I didn’t respond to you at all, it means I didn’t get the notification for the message. This is a problem mostly on Skype, but aided by my lack of observational skills. Please, feel free to spam me with “MAKU MAKU MAKU” endlessly on Skype or Steam if I don’t respond. I don’t mind, and it’ll help me see the notification. That is, unless you’re Delernil, in which case stfu Delernil. That’s the first possibility. The second possibility is yes, I am playing Goat Simulator instead of helping you out. This is because I can get frustrated with my work, and I need to let off steam sometimes. I love to calmly chat with people, but sometimes I just need to go around headbutting everyone. It’s how I work.

“But Skype says you’re online and your Skype message says “I’m bored, please message me!” Okay, this one is a problem. I don’t update my Skype status nor Skype message. It’s almost always a lie. Also, even if it says “Do not disturb”, feel free to disturb me.

That’s all I can think of at the moment. If you have any questions, please ask away. If you have a problem with this, please feel free to share. I’m open to changing this back if it bothers enough people.

Sorry! Have a great day, though!