Well, all day yesterday and most of the day before yesterday I've been involved in certain legal matters.

Now, I don't trust many of you....in fact I'm sure most of you are planning to kill me and I only trust maybe one person and I think that person knows who he might be......so I won't say how the meetings went ( )

In the lawyer's office first thing that happened was a receptionist freaked out on me when I walked into the building with my revolver. Now my revolver was holstered but visible. I have a permit for it so don't worry I'm not a Russian maniac planning to kill a lawyer...

I had to leave my gun in the car though, that was rather annoying. After that I sat in the waiting room of his offices with several other people.

One woman sat across from me and a really fat guy sat next to me. After a while of reading those really crappy magazines they leave in waiting rooms I decided to look around. I looked up for a glance at the woman, she was blatantly staring at me with this really creepy look. Her eyes were half closed and her eyebrows were all.....raised.

When she noticed me looking back at her she looked away. That was weird.

After a while I finally got into the lawyers office and for a couple hours we went over annoying legal matters.

When I exited the lawyers office the woman who sat across from me slapped my ass on the way out. That was awkward as hell, I just kept walking and got into my car.

Think that's it? You'd be wrong....

A friend of mine called me up afterwards and we headed to a bar. He wanted to talk about life and what not. When I got to the bar I got in and sat with him and we just talked. Now this isn't a regular dive bar that I usually love going to.

This is one of those stupid and "hip" techno bars. In the bar was this EXTREME ass of a man. He looked like the people from that show about New Jersey I hear people talk about.

His hair was slicked and spiked up. He was wearing a extremely low collar shirt and he kept hitting on women very rudely.

My friend brought his long time girlfriend with him because she just "adores me" for some reason. Well the Jersey kid came over after a while and began to hit on my friend's girlfriend right in front of him.

My friend told him nicely to leave once, then again with some foul language. The Jersey kid pushed my friend and called his girl a slut.

I couldn't take it anymore, I got up and grabbed the kid by his goddamn throat and threw him out of the, excuse my language, fucking bar.

I went home shortly after that....but it was just annoying.

Life is strange isn't it?